The NFL scriptwriters are drinking on the job this year.

And did. El. Oh. El.

If they win this game with all 50-11 of these penalties 🤯

Some of y’all need to figure out a way to watch those harassment training videos down to the job again bc you clearly missed A LOT the first time. Smh.

Jesus Hakeem Christ.

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Hold up. At first, I thought it was just wish casting but I keep seeing more & more people talking about DeBoer in talks with Michigan. What is going awn?!?

The treatment of Jasmine Crockett vs. Graham Platner reminds me of the line from the movie A Bronx Tale: “They want you to do well, just never better than them.” Remember that.

School (k-12) officially canceled on Friday for the playoffs. It just means more lol. #Boomer

You know what? It’s basketball season. I think it is time for me to focus on that.

OT?? Aren’t THEY tired of this nonsense, too?

Just because there are doing the monsters inc thing does not mean this game needs to be so cartoonish.

No matter how healthy i try to be, the African American urge for something sweet will not unhand me

I had a prof that made us turn in a weekly list of things that made us smile w/no generalizations allowed. I thought it patronizing & a waste of time that had nothing to do w/the class but… know what? All these yrs later, I’m thankful bc it trained me to notice&acknowledge all those little things.

If you’re in line for Kalen DeBoer to be your school’s new football coach, stay in line. 😬

The baddest.

Said this to the wife. Niggas be moving like they the Franchise Player and they ain't even secured starting minutes.

A lot of men don’t realize the sheer number of chances they get to clean up their messes. These women complaining about what it looks like in these streets. You think you’re him when you really jut there by default. Don’t ever think that you’re bigger than the program.

Now, why is Dakota clapping?!?

He looks like he don’t even let the cha cha slide 😂😂

There but for the grace of God! 😂

They are so unserious. Offering “compromises” that they know are untenable just so they can say “see, we tried” & paint the players as ungrateful. It’s giving personality disorder tbh.

This football season is so funny.

Related:

Lemme go find something else to do. This team is not about to have me stressed on this good holiday weekend. No sir. Not today. 🙃

Glory!

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I just know the cfp committee members are somewhere watching this game stressed tf out lol,

I hate that I’m this person but… what are they gonna do about these rankings, y’all? What a mess.

Deliver me, oh Lord, from temptation. Jesus be a fence between me & these Williams Sonoma sales. 🙏🏽

What is it called when you are like the grinch but for Thanksgiving… yet also, somehow, too persnickety to let anyone else do much (ok, any) of it? Asking for a friend.

I’m really sitting here like all this food is going to magically prep itself before tomorrow lolololol

Oh #MACtion, how I’ve missed you.

The Dallas Wings have the #1 Pick in the 2026 WNBA Draft! #TakeFlight26

A reminder dog 🐕 parents 👇🏾

To do WHAT?!? Is this sponsored by the folks that make sweet spaghetti?

It smells like Sagittarius season in here.

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Omg y’all I’ve been wondering wth is going on with my skyline… turns out auntie’s been on the Discover tab for two whole days 😅

I know how Maxx Crosby feels about Vegas but I really want him to just give us all one good season on a serious team. For science.

One is not enough.

What’s crazy (to me) is that this is standard operating procedure for baseball. Like, Clayton Kershaw & Yoshinobu Yamamoto were really down in Oklahoma striking out minor league players in front of the $25(ish) per person all-you-can-eat section. Yes. I said “all-you-can-eat section”.

People take it for granted now but, Ulta was the first place in my hometown that not only carried but kept multiple options for darker skin & curly hair in stock. They’ll forever have a customer in me.

That game gave me flashbacks to high school games in SW Michigan weather.

Democrats have to stop bailing out Republicans from facing the consequences of their own policies. And yeah, that means they have to stop sparing voters from experiencing what GOP government truly means. Every time Dems step in, it only emboldens the GOP & they make it even worse the next time.

They are going for 2 even they’re up 17 lolololol