YeahCheersMate
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Digital pearls before online swine
Shaolin Soccer (2001) dir Stephen Chow
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5 days ago
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Fuuuucking hell.
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5 days ago
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Disappointed Optimist
6 days ago
Remember that time Deutsche Bank testified against Trump in a real estate fraud trial? Also did you know JP Morgan’s Dimon is being mooted as a potential leader to go against Trump in the future & a committed democrat. Don’t now why I thought of this now.
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Hahahahaaaaaa get in
#scotland
7 days ago
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Adam Bienkov
7 days ago
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Matt Thrower
7 days ago
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
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Donkey!
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8 days ago
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Thinking about this again today
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8 days ago
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3 year old keeps asking me if his lunch is “grubbly” and I don’t know which one is the good answer
8 days ago
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Dan Burn at right back?
9 days ago
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Just heard your boyfriend saying he can’t be called racist because he knows all the words to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune
10 days ago
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Change a letter, make a singer less appealing: Pariah Carey
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11 days ago
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Shudder to think what the prevailing takes on this nonce racket email business might be over on that site, but round here I’ve seen an actual “criticising Epstein’s grammar is ableist actually” and it’s so exhaustingly, parodically Bluesky it feels like a trap.
12 days ago
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I see the people who make James Bond films are struggling for ideas for more, and I think I’ve got the perfect solution: Just don’t make any. Who’s arsed? Do something else. Or don’t.
14 days ago
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Stuff that it simply hadn’t occurred to me was still a thing, part 1 of 1609: Reggae Reggae Sauce
14 days ago
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Predictably shameful display from a lot of the British press, especially those who like to cosplay patriotism the loudest, in using this opportunity to trash a British institution rather than call out Trump’s pathetic, transparently insecure bullying.
14 days ago
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Nerve wracking times as I had to be in a supermarket with the 3-year-old when the silence came. He earned himself a treat with 2 of the quietest minutes of his life.
14 days ago
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As if you wouldn’t draw enough conclusions about the guy in Marple whose front garden features a giant wooden statue of Iron Man with an electric guitar, it’s now got a knights Templar flag on it.
17 days ago
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“What’s your business called?” “Carphone Warehouse” “Are there still carphones? I thought they were…” “Obsolete. Everyone has mobiles. In fact illegal. It’s all hands free, they’ve all got Bluetooth” “So what are you going to call it now?” (Leans forward, stares) “Car. Phone. Ware. House.”
19 days ago
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“Joelinton’s not going miss from 6 yards out” Dude.
20 days ago
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Happy Feliway Day to all cat owners who celebrate
20 days ago
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Errrr
21 days ago
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I saw an advert for some flats with a work space that said “because commuting is so cringe” and if I was ever going to use the word cringe as an adjective it would be about that specific attempt to use it.
22 days ago
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Listen, if there’s one thing I’ve learned from TV and film it’s this: an escaped truckload of diseased, angry monkeys is never going to result in anything significant happening. Relax everyone.
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28 days ago
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I once gave Prunella Scales tips on how to play scalextric. There it is. That’s the anecdote in full.
#MakesUThink
28 days ago
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CBeebies is off early. Did someone forget to put the clocks back?
30 days ago
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I am once again begging people to say your company name or slogan out loud before you commit to it
about 1 month ago
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Slugsky is in trouble when Snailsky wakes up and logs on
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about 1 month ago
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Pumpkin On Your Stereo - Supergrass
#HalloweenSongs
about 1 month ago
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At some point I’ll read this and be able to get past “(I measured it)”
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about 1 month ago
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“Nick Pope’s distribution is shit…”
about 1 month ago
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Gail Myerscough
about 1 month ago
I know it’s early but my
#Christmas
card and gift wrap collection is now available in my online shop
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-ca...
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Every time I click on a guardian link it comes up with the slogan “under pressure, undeterred” and I wonder if anyone said it out loud before they approved it
about 1 month ago
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I mean…
about 1 month ago
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Without downloading, where are you mentally right now?
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about 1 month ago
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I’m just glad Margaret Thatcher isn’t alive to see all this. Well, not to see all this specifically. Just in general.
about 1 month ago
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Literal nine actual full English pounds for a pint last night in that Co op Live. On the plus side Little Simz was amazing. Absolutely phenomenal performer.
about 1 month ago
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No, no I don’t want to see that. I don’t suppose that question is actually being asked though.
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about 1 month ago
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Here’s the deal. He can have it next year if it’s posthumous.
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about 1 month ago
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It’s mad when people decide that some music is objectively good for exercise regardless of context. Took the 3yo swimming & the big pool had an aquarobics class on. Dozens of women, all appeared aged 65+, being “motivated” by deafening eurotrance and looking absolutely appalled. Who’s that for?
about 1 month ago
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Aaaand the boiler has packed in
about 2 months ago
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Not saying my yearning for autumnal comfort food got the better of me but today I put the school back into old school and made a cheese and onion pie that proustian rushed me back about 40 years
about 2 months ago
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“I’ve picked fights with people I knew could beat me up. That’s the kind of person I am” - Ange Postecoglou So, the kind of person you are is a silly, weird prick? Good to know, nice one
about 2 months ago
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“Hey, do you fancy watching this film?” “Yeah, could do, who’s in it?” “Well, actually the lead actor’s AI” “Hahaha fuck no.”
about 2 months ago
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Yeah, but are you having a “my 3-year-old found a crayon in the car” morning?
about 2 months ago
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I mean I’m not saying my 5 year old is Paul Simon but I’m pretty sure he also started with lyrics about his little brother “farting in a bin”.
about 2 months ago
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In case anyone’s concerned about the relentless march of time and technology, it may be comforting to know that my wife tried to renew her driving licence and she has to pay by cheque or postal order like it’s nineteen eighty fucking one.
about 2 months ago
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Arsenal (h)
#nufc
about 2 months ago
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Actively avoids getting the horn
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2 months ago
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Rapture, is it?
2 months ago
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