One day - *one day* - a UK newspaper will do a similar count of motor vehicles speeding inside a 20mph zone.

A lovely bit of Dutch-style infrastructure in London. And a Shell garage.

Going to see The Long Walk. But getting the bus, obviously.

I accidentally threw away a 327-day streak. If you know you know.

Brb, dealing with a massive cinematic blind spot...

Solidarity with Jewish people today. Hate won't win. Love will.

I've just written today's date as 01/10/2024. Don't worry, I've still got three months left to get to grips with what year it is.

Happy “beautiful trees in autumn sun” day everyone. Have a good one whatever you are up to! 📸🍂 #NorthernEngland

If you scroll aaaall the way to the bottom they've managed to put in *one* positive comment. Please can we have a bit more balance and research next time, @manchestereveningnews.co.uk? It's a well-evidenced fact that schemes like this are good for businesses and residents.

👇🏻 This!!! If you ride a bike – men, I'm especially talking to you – and a reporter asks you about safe cycle routes, please please please do NOT say "I go on the road, it's dead easy, I just won't use this, there's no benefit."

This is….and imagine all the other ways this manifests… and across different contexts

Trying something a bit different today...

I've heard of a Labour source but that joke is laboured, source

Had some time to kill in Greenwich this evening so I took a Forest bike for a spin to see what they're like. I was having so much fun I forgot about the geofencing and wondered why the pedal assist had cut out...

The audience all have the look of a taxi passenger whose driver mistakenly thinks they want to hear his conspiracy theories

@curlewcurlew.bsky.social your name reminded me of this adorable stop-motion film, which you've probably already seen – but if not, enjoy 😊

It's just going to be there forever, isn't it

So please miss me with this idea that every idea needs to be aired in the marketplace. As soon as we accept that a person's humanity is debatable, they're already not an equal human being anymore. We've already lost.

Such a lovely time at #PeatOnEarth today at Manchester Museum! We're open for one more day on Sunday, 10am til 4pm. 👦🏻 Ben

Dudes rock

TREK BATH IS THE BEST BIKE SHOP IN THE WORLD. Claire recognised my bike on the way in to work and said “that’s not meant to be there” and TOOK IT INTO THE SHOP!! They called me and refused any sort of finders fee. I do not deserve people like this.

Chain came off my cargo bike, then a bird shat all over it while I popped to get a coffee. What else have you got for me, Friday?

Great new podcast if you like positive stories of what people are doing about the climate crisis:

Final call for this! If you're in and around Manchester and have some free time this weekend, please come along and see #PeatOnEarth 🍃

A pointless story about doing the right thing... Monday AM: passed this on my way into work, thought hey that looks unsafe, but I'm in a rush and I'm sure someone who lives on this street will report it.

You're right, there is no bike parking. Don't worry though, I'll just lock it to this fence.

I've jumped ship from Spotify after 17 years. Just like leaving Twitter, it wasn't as big a deal as I thought. Here's one of my many reasons...

It's official, what every right minded person already knew, Israel is committing GENOCIDE in Palestine. The UN says so. There is nowhere left to hide, for Western governments for whom this has been a massively inconvenient truth. It can't be denied or caveated away any longer. t.co/2JLrcXZM0f

This page of the BFG is clearly designed to trip tired parents up...nice try, Roald.

This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".

CYCLE ROUTE SAVED! 🎉🎉🎉 Following our campaign, Manchester Met and Unite have backed down on plans to block bike access on Cavendish Road, saving a major cycle route between Hulme and the city centre. Thanks to councillors Lee Glover, Lee-Ann Igbon and Annette Wright for all your support ❤️

A selection of the many tabs I had open while trying to verify my identity with Companies House

You will never guess where this is going.

Bring back CYCLEBAG

Make Racism Shameful Again. Stop the infection.

This is where the empty headed Flag shagging leads. Race hate.

Went Life of Chuck. It's good but I don't think it justifies a feature length film for what is really quite a short, simple story.

I wish he'd kept his Spanish name so I wouldn't keep confusing him with Michael Sheen.

Free-Speech Champions and Cancel-Culture Scourge latest: "The Reform UK leader of Nottinghamshire, Mick Barton has banned the Nottingham Post and Nottinghamshire Live, from speaking to him or any of his councillors 'with immediate effect'." ~AA www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I've got a rare chance for a cinema trip tomorrow, what should I see? Life of Chuck or Eddington? Or Weapons...?

🚨 URGENT ASK to help us push micromobility forwards in Greater Manchester 🛴 Your local authority has until 21st October 2025 to apply for an e-scooter trial. We believe e-scooters are a crucial part of the shift away from cars, so PLEASE email your councillor and ask them to apply. 1/3

If you send an automated sales email with no unsubscribe link, just a link at the bottom saying ‘Not your cup of tea? That’s cool, just reply “melted mozzarella”.’ then you will be reported for spam.

Here's the answers, if you can't be bothered to guess and just want to know where the X we are ⬇️

I'm in the middle of a five-day Interrail adventure with The Kid. Can you guess which cities we've visited from the photos? Stop 1:

“The heatwave would have been impossible without human-caused climate breakdown.” We’ve had 1 year above 1.5C. Scientists warn of 4C+ in our kids’ lifetimes. Governments are in the pocket of fossil fuel lobbyists. & the public are distracted with inanity & bile. Blows my mind.

Guys come on can we stick to the right side of the bridge please #handsfacespace

Thanks so much for sharing, @caughtbytheriver.bsky.social! Can’t wait for people to experience these films, hear some amazing poetry and fall in love with peat 🙌

I'm way more concerned about drivers of SUVs than someone on an ebike going 20mph. A 3,000-7,000lb SUV capable of going 30-100mph+ is way more deadly than a 75lb speed governed ebike going up to 20mph (class 1 & 2). I do agree that we need more and wider protected bikelanes, tho.

Furthest I've been (accidentally colour coordinated edition): North: Reykjavik 🇮🇸 East: Rotorua 🇳🇿 South: Queenstown 🇳🇿 West: San Francisco 🇺🇸