Quote of yesterday "so... I'm gonna run in and go pee.. here's my key so it doesn't make a ton of annoying noises ..uuh, just don't shoot the gun while I'm gone "

You're not short, you are just HIGHLY concentrated. -Merlin

"I'm breaking up with all of you to spend time with my new fridge" @mcrowther.bsky.social

There has been a rush among centrists like Gavin Newsom and Ezra Klein to brush over the hateful life of Charlie Kirk and valorize the man. Let me be clear, killing Charlie Kirk was wrong and abhorrent. We must condemn murder without sanitizing a man who built his empire on hate. My latest piece.

How to record ICE: 1) Record from a safe distance. DO NOT INTERVENE. 2) Put the DATE, TIME, & LOCATION on the video. 3) Ask for NAMES & BIRTHDAYS 4) CONTEXT, how many people were taken? What happened? How? 5) If possible, document vehicles used and agents, even if masked. @eltragon.bsky.social

"I couldn't even ho if I wanted to... I am so not ho material. " @justbats25.bsky.social

Yesterday I described myself as having once been a "respectability politics lesbian" and this more or less works as a definition of my politics. At the time, I would have said the future for LGBTQ+ ppl was staying within their families and communities of origin.

You're my little power strip - @sarahday.org

You can go home again, the General Temporal Theory asserts, so long as you understand that home is a place where you have never been.

Man... How gay.. I'm like.... I can get in bed and if I REALLY don't want to .. I don't have to get up for a WHOLE DAY

"I tried one of those apple sauces ... Cuz I dropped it in the ground. " @mcrowther.bsky.social

"I DID have one that would have worked! ... I wasn't going small enough." @mcrowther.bsky.social

This story is about one of the ones who walked away from Omelas.

Sometimes I still fall back into young me. Afraid I can't take care of myself...Like when I feel too ill to get in the car for Sudafed - taking it for lack of will or failing of character, over a body's frailty But instant food is still food Asking for help is still an accomplishment I still count

JAWS really is the quintessential* 4th of July movie that shows you America. Everyone is stressed out about money and jobs while a giant shark keeps picking us off and it's going to take three people from very different backgrounds in a boat to end this *Quint-Essential, nice

nothing matters. everything is computer. go ahead and eat that 5th hotdog

Me - omg 😫 there IS so much liquid! @justbats25.bsky.social It's like a frat house! Me - Yeah...with none of the fun parts, but less rapey

There is SO much water @justbats25.bsky.social Oh my god, there IS so much water! -Me

This guy is just posted up outside of Congress and I’m honestly not sure what his political views are but I agree

i will send one thousand dollrs to the first scientist who invents dracula. i will send ten thosand dollars to the first scientist who invents a means of killing dracula

Yet we were rescued by that fancy, and saved by a myth.

Me: The thing about me is that I do not have an identifiable sexual orientation when I'm not with a partner, whereas you obviously do. @littl3dragon.bsky.social : .... What, 'tired?'

"I can't wait to tell my gay aunts about this."

Who got to pet the cutest working dog and a personal escort to the Global entry office for interview?

You have to help another person. But it's not right to play God with masses of people. To be God you have to know what you're doing. And to do any good at all, just believing you're right and your motives are good isn't enough.

She sounds like she's a couple of tacos short of a combo plate .... On this, our Cinco De Mayo The gf with brilliant assessments of some council member interactions

tech bros 1000% believe chatgpt is replacing writers

Well, at least she's not having her sex related panic attacks 😃 Bestie talking about her anxiously attached dog

Please watch this video as it has made my entire day

See, I need to send this to my roommate. Nicknames aren't something you get mad every time someone calls you something else until everyone capitulates. It's something people call you until you capitulate.

Me - Omg how are you so amazing? Her - I was just born this way!...*mumbles quietly* well actually it was years of trauma and neglect.. LaaaLaLAAAAA..

Men assess their own capacity to work a factory job with the same accuracy that they assess their chance of beating Serena Williams at tennis.

www.publicsquare.com/marketplace Look at it before you hand someone your business and your money. A marketplace of the "anti-woke", supportive of the pro-life movement, conservatism and now fascism!

If not war action, why war action shaped ?

"I can't buy you a house, but I can buy you eggs"

@sarahday.org They've gone TOO FAR

"I don’t believe in healthcare, labor, and human rights because I’m a Marxist. I believe it because I was a waitress." LEFTISTS: THIS IS THE MESSAGE! @aoc.bsky.social 🔥

It's not awkward, no, and it's nice that when they have means and/or have decided piracy is not ethical, they want to compensate me. As someone who made mix tapes when poor and then bought CDs when I had money, I get it. (I still prefer people use libraries instead of pirating, however)

Built different? Or assembled incorrectly...

They look so awkward... They're talking and dancing but... So awkward It's because they don't know how to be gay girls without being boys That tracks

This is from 2022 but is only going to get more and more true as the world burns from here on out isn't it

the longer i dont have sex the more interested in crypto i become

ELON IS ALLOWED IN THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION. NOT YOUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES OR STUDENTS & PARENTS. I WILL BE BACK.

Attention span so shot that when I’m actually reading a book the voice in my head goes, “I’m reading a book, I’m reading a book” and therefore I don’t absorb the meaning of any of the words I’ve read.

Worried about a fascist takeover? This sheet-pan paella will make you feel like you’re in 1930s Spain.

while The Horrors persist, let us celebrate less horrors overall…. because all three mega fires in Los Angeles are finally 100% contained!!