I need the Democrats to know that this is one of the very least of our current worries. If they are going to be doing a project 2029 thing, it should probably be focused on reversing the tide of authority being handed to the executive branch but they want that power.

when i was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

shout out to the guy who spent an afternoon on here screaming at me for thinking the tattoo was bad

I'm not normally one to kink shame but DDLG/Diaper/littles or whatever is literally just simulating child abuse.

I have stopped bothering with notifications on this site. Y'all are so toxic.

He stood by his oath, despite the consequences! A true patriot!

All pillowcases should have zippers. Anything else is just a sham.

RESPECT Every politician should be doing this. Mayor Coffman has spent every Friday night since February sleeping at Aurora, Colorado’s homeless center, serving breakfast in the morning, and learning firsthand what works and what doesn’t.

Trump made the whole US mens soccer team into cheaters.

I have all but stopped coming here because all social media is just fucking toxic. It's because of the way people think it's ok to act from behind a keyboard. This place is just as bad as Twitter, just for different reasons. Thanks for ruining it for everyone else, assholes.

It's pretty simple... If you use AI to create art, then you're not an artist. If you use AI to write, then you're not a writer. If you use AI to make music, then you're not a musician. If you use AI to animate, then you're not an animator. If you use AI to make films, then you're not a filmmaker.

“Revolt in small Georgia town appears to ward off ICE detention center. Social Circle announces Homeland Security has canceled plans to convert warehouse to detain up to 10,000 people.” The proposed camp “would have been one of the largest immigration detention centers in the country.”

Do you think it's a coincidence that there's one letter difference between penicillin and penis illin'?

*sigh*

Did no one tell him that making the bottom of the reflecting pool darker would make it trap more heat and grow more vegetation?

Another day, another reminder that the Strait was completely open before Trump’s war.

This person apparently is not aware that it was always a license to use the information contained and not ownership.

Listen, I'm not against gambling, I just think it should be regulated and taxed like the gambling it is. This post is about the stock market.

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“We can disagree and still be friends.” Yeah. About whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Not whether some people deserve rights.

Refreshing honesty out in the wild...

It is so humid outside that it is putting my cigar out...

Seriously, if you are here posting screenshots of your tweets I'm going to mute you.

Not sure about the Flying Car, but you would Definitely have Universal Healthcare…. “Pssst. If the leftists were 'rigging' things, you'd have universal healthcare and a solar powered flying car right now.”

Politicians in the US are deathly afraid that Americans might ever see a Chinese EV.

Wait... People have different skill sets? Weird.

Anyone considering buying the Space X overpriced IPO needs to remember the Twitter takeover.

I woke up feeling spicy, but I do think if a game proclaims it uses GenAI then it is morally okay to pirate it since you're functionally just taking stolen content back. Yes, this is in relation the Lara Croft devs touting that shit, to hell with them.

Don’t say I didn’t warn y’all

There's no Republican on any ballot that is going to end the corruption of the Trump administration.

It seems like identifiable members of the Supreme Court actively helping one political party to choose its voters to maximal electoral advantage should be a bigger scandal

#Texas GOP - Go Talerico Go!!!

Nobody sees the 4:00 am works outs. Nobody sees the hours of meal prepping. Nobody sees the time spent in meditation bettering myself. Nobody sees any of this. Because I don’t do these things.

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I want a president who investigates people who sexually assaulted women in the Epstein files, not a president who investigates a woman he sexually assaulted.

This person has their settings set to show adult content but warn. If their settings we not set to warn, they would not see the warnings.

“Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think the president of the United States should be a colossal shitbag.”

As a person who's primary transportation is an ebike, I would really enjoy a day or 2 when it didn't rain...

The Epstein Transparency Act isn't very transparent. Release the damn files. 😡 The women wait.

Can folks please stop helping him be getting near him with a gun? These "assassination attempts" just help him and anyone succeeding would give them the excuse they need to go full on, open authoritarianism in the name of "national security" and sweep up anyone slightly left of center.

If beer o'clock is a thing for you then you are probably an alcoholic.

“We can disagree and still be friends.” Yeah, about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Not racism and homophobia.

Strawberry economics

Today's Daily Cartoon for @newyorker.com by Kevin Maher and me.