In Minneapolis

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it

AI HUCKSTER: "i built you a machine that reads books for you." ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"

Men’s pants: Your waist is 30 inches, therefore you are a size 30. Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a long torso, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.

I wonder when social media companies will face any type of criticism for basically forcing millions of Americans - many of them minors - to watch a violent killing. Total negligence of moderation and safety standards and yet our reaction as a society is to punish private citizens for their posts?

I’ve read a lot of dumb takes since Trump rode down the escalator - but this has got to be one of the dumbest. www.foxnews.com/opinion/dei-...

Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood? McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood

Michelle Obama: kids should have healthier school lunches RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race Media: wow these are the same thing

Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally: "Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."

Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,

He gave his life to Christ in the parking lot feels strangely intimate

Can’t put it more succinctly than @sarahkendzior.bsky.social did.

“Unprovoked”???

She doesn’t think there’s enough suffering in the world? …

Won’t someone please think of the blondes?!?!

It’s because people who say that are thinking about the imaginary “bad people” and “bullies” they would go after for the sake of their kids. It’s why I hate when people say “I’m a mama bear if you come after my kids” - what i hear as a teacher is…

Audio book reader or voice over artist!

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

Give it up for this woman- using her Karen powers for good

😡😡😡

Now that I’ve seen their propaganda videos I’m wondering if shooting that video was the sole reason for this?!

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

National parks were the main places I wanted my kids to see, and I wrote about them in THE LAST AMERICAN ROAD TRIP. Breaks my heart that the book is coming out as Trump tries to make good on his plans to destroy them. I hope my book helps the effort to fight back. www.thelastamericanroadtrip.com

It’s because sooo many churches have been in bed with the right for ages, while claiming not to be “political”- in fact they use the word “political” as another synonym for “worldly” (meaning unspiritual, of the world and not of God). If they say you’re “being political” it’s a slight.

Sad Ozzy had to die before he got to bite the head off of Stephen Miller.

We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.

The fact that the President of the United States posts a fake video of a kneeling Barack Obama being handcuffed and we’re supposed to pretend it’s perfectly normal, everyday stuff shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.

“Six figures” I’m sorry a ten percent chance of saving one (1) little girl at that camp was worth six figures, even in the relatively callous world of ‘statistical value of human life’ calculations

Well, that doesn’t sound like the Donald Trump. I know, who bragged to Howard Stern that he bought a teen beauty pageant so he could sneak into the dressing room and leer at undressed young girls.

Godspeed Maya

On the left is a post today from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. On the right is literal Nazi propaganda from the 1930s.

If you grew up in a household with an evangelical right-wing parent, as I did, you already know that the dismantling of the U.S. Department of Education, like the reversal of Roe v. Wade, is the culmination of a 50-year project.

The antipathy for the Department of Education is the most enduring relic of the cause that birthed the modern GOP: not having to go to school with Black people.

the head of fema finally rolled out of bed, grabbed a shirt off the floor, and showed up in texas

The UFW can confirm farm workers were critically injured yesterday during chaotic raids in Ventura County, CA. Other workers, including US citizens, remain unaccounted for. UFW staff is on the ground supporting impacted families. Our full statement below. ⬇️ 1/

This is footage from today in MacArthur Park. Minutes before, there were more than 20 kids playing — then, the MILITARY comes through. The SECOND I heard about this, I went to the park to speak to the person in charge to tell them it needed to end NOW. Absolutely outrageous.

When conservative failsons say they want to get rid of DEI admissions and hiring and base everything on “merit,” this is the kind of merit they mean

Is there … a bidding war for this weird alligator prison idea????

houseofkyle.com/2025/07/01/t... Twenty Five – House of Kyle

“I would rather feel the pain of remembering than forget the victims. I would rather someone take my life than my humanity.” @sarahkendzior.bsky.social from The Last American Road Trip

In the past 24 hours, Trump’s threatened Elon Musk, Thomas Massie, Japan, a judge in Israel, the CEO of AT&T, Jerome Powell, Canada, Thom Tillis, a Forbes reporter, Harvard, & migrants with being eaten by Burmese pythons in the Everglades, while releasing a new line of colognes.

Everyone “self-censors” at work; it’s called working.