Watch the ditches.

As a former VW owner:

This is gibberish.

Made halal cart lamb over rice for passover as an act of resistance against overcooked brisket.

Alito is now talking about microwave ovens. Hopefully later he'll to custome kitchen deliveries. He's gotta move refridgerators. He's gotta move color tvs.

The Robert Pattinson Batman is an adaptation of "The Power Broker" with Gotham Renewal standing in for Title 1 of the 1949 Housing Act. Fight me.

We're watching K Pop Demon Hunters. Why didn't anyone tell me this was so clever!?! Charming! Smart! Also Saja Boys are so pretty.

Basically my job 1998 to 2020.

I keep wondering how long it’ll take them to realize they’re on the wrong side of history.

i really thought a lot more of my job was going to involve collecting objects made of wood, copper, and other various different materials that symbolize my different trials. does anyone know what age that starts at

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

There was ONE ATC in the tower at LGA during last night's crash. ONE ATC, at LGA!, dealing w ALL air and ground traffic, including a plane filling w a strange smell and no gate to return to. The Pentagon wants $200B for a vanity war, but our ATC towers are empty. Budgets are moral documents.

Ahahahahaha. Witches of Eastwick. My mother also read it, we were like a book club. I was 10. My childhood was weird.

Of course.

Happy Birthday to C-SPAN and a huge shout-out to @cspan5.bsky.social for the best form of it

I have an Excel joke it's really good most people rate it Oct 10

I made Chibi That Time Drea Dislocated Her Elbow and Was Salty at the Urgent Care

Growing up in Malibu, CA was as much "a lot" as you'd think. It was the 80's, nobody wore socks, and the field trips were the Spanish missions (awkward...) or the beach. Yes, the beach, which was never more than a mile away.

Get BARTmogged, gasmaxxers!!

i love to put my delicious fresh produce in the crisper drawer and never see it again 🥰

I did not have arguing whether polygamy and polyamory were really the same thing so how could you be mad at all the fundamentalist Mormons doing all those murders on my bingo card...

Confessed to a friend I was feeling a midlife crisis coming on, but instead of leaving my wife and buying a sports car, I wanted to bake and buy a Trabant. Don't think that helped.

Me posting: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me being perceived: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Is this the first torpedo sinking since... Falklands? First in my lifetime at least. Wild considering it was for apparently no reason...

Considering their demographic and my oddly specific knowledge of pedal confusion incidents - where grandma ends up in the nail salon at 30mph - this is service journalism.

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force. Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

Time to pull the, "I condemn this war of aggression on false pretenses in the Middle East" status from my old AIM away messages.

if you believe in any form of free enterprise at all, the idea that the Pentagon can not only cut off your contract but designate you a supply chain risk and prevent other companies from buying from you just because you won't build killbots for the government should be terrifying

Music in the dentist's office is easy listening from the 80's, 90's and Sabrina Carpenter's "Manchild" for a change of pace.

HE NEVER MISSES

love drinking #coffee

Just learned you can squirt the cat medicine on the cat's wet food, instead of in the cat's mouth as he desperately tries to hork it back at you, claws flailing. Game changer. Now I want the skin on my arms back.

Musing on two great 90s LA movies set up in the hills and how smog is a story feature: Get Shorty: “they say the smog’s the reason we have such beautiful sunsets” The Limey: “you could see the sea out there, if you could see it” LA smog: not what it used to be!

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Why does this dystopian hellscape Have more bathrooms than DC what the hell?

That awkward feeling when you realize the sci-fi dystopia you're currently melting alien robots in has better public restrooms than Washington DC. And an inclinator. We should get an inclinator.

So Google's strategy to get people to use Gemini is to expand the sidebar in every single document I open all the time? Smells like desperation to me.

Read an entire book about an AI consuming the Earth, boiling the seas, and wiping out humanity with a bioengineered virus. Didn't mention a single paper clip.

Hear me out. The "Will Jesus return?" on Polymarket is dipping, so you close the air space over El Paso and hope the funniest thing happens.

Flu kills half a million people every year

The GOAT

Former Capitol police officer Michael Fanone is in the audience, wearing a Dropkick Murphys t-shirt.

It's been a great ride on COST.