GOP pay attention

It's crazy how we have both the World Cup and America 250 this year, and almost no one cares about them because this regime has wholly sucked the joy out of even momentous national events.

Damn tent worms got ahead of me this year. 😠 Just got the BT on 'em, though, so that should be that. It's just an ornamental, but I hate to see it eaten bare of foliage - especially so early in the season.

Well this was unexpected.

Paying to watch Tv then watching adverts is the biggest fuck you ever.

@aghastronaut.com Or a chippy, for that matter. 😂 Little bastages make quite the racket.

CW: description of injury When reaching to pick up your pole saw, it's important your thumb & fingers go around opposite sides of the handle. Otherwise, if you're an unlucky freak, you may jam your thumb into the handle itself, bending back your thumbnail causing a painful subungual hematoma. #FML

FFS make it make sense. #credit

My electric budget bill is going up $43 a month. Not a fan.

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"How are we going to pay for it?" Remember those words? $40 Billion to Argentina. No questions. $4.7 Billion to invade Venezuela. No questions. $1 billion to his "Board Of Peace". No questions. $1 Billion ballroom, $1.7 billion slush fund, War With Iran. No Questions. Well, I have fucking questions.

Dwigt Rortugal.

The American people need to know whether Trump dismissed his absurd $10 billion IRS lawsuit because he reached a settlement with his own government. Any settlement would be outrageously unethical and a violation of the Constitution's Domestic Emoluments Clause.

If everything is still Obama’s fault after all these years, then Trump is admitting he’s incapable of fixing anything.

A little suet for mama cardinal and some cranberry - apricot - marmalade - cinnamon steel cut oats for me. With coffee, natch.

I live in the greatest country in the world. I pay $450 a month for health insurance so I can pay $250 to go to a doctor who prescribes me a medication that I can't afford because it isn't covered by insurance.

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We are now assured that ICE will not be at World Cup games. From the same administration that assured us that it would release the Epstein files, get prices under control, and would not start any wars.

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

Slightly diminish a book A Wrinkle In My Cardigan

At 10:30 on a Saturday night in my town, you are lucky to be able to get a decent hamburger, much less some pastries and a coffee. While I miss the wee morning hours at the Wegmans of my youth, I'm grateful to be sitting at a high top in their café with my carrot cake and (good!) machine decaf.

Someone out there is truly doing the lard's work.

I don't have to have an opinion about Kimmel's jokes. This is solely about whether the President has any authority to shut people up because they say things he doesn't like.

Sending this to Russell Brand

I wouldn't mind today being liquid diet day if my procedure tomorrow was at 8am instead of 4pm 🖕😑 (Between my job's obligations and my available time off, I had to schedule it on a Monday... and they only have afternoon appointments.)

@sailormoondamus.gobirds.online 🤪 HALLO

There's a facknut here in Owego, NY, working out of his home, who has a barber's pole on one corner of his property and a flagpole on the other featuring a "Gd, Guns and Tr*mp" flag. I wonder if he knows there are other barbers in the county who *aren't* self-declared douchenozzles. 🤔

. It real funny how Congress keeps failing by the exact number of votes needed to not do a single damned thing. .

We should be learning from other countries...

How is TJ Maxx not getting in on "looksmaxxing," riding it hard for a fiscal quarter of advertising campaign, then walking away with the satisfaction of having murdered the trend.

I have an extended service plan on my Subaru because I bought it sight unseen in 2020. When I found out recently that it covers things like calipers & ball joints, I submitted some old repair receipts in the hopes they'd pay the claims. It was only a hope, so I wasn't surprised when I called 1/3

THIS

My dad to the dog while making a snack, “I know you're excited, so am I. But there is no need to bark. I'm not barking. No one else here is barking”

I was asked by my boss last night, after I did a 9-hr round trip line haul, to send a text to our team of 17 drivers NOT to come in until 9am today due to high volume for the night team. I used the wrong group chat. Only 6 ppl got the text. People started showing up at 6:30. I only had one job.

@littlecheflos.bsky.social GAAAHHH 🤣

🤣 the second half here is so real

This is the truest truth of all the truths (and there aren't many).

The irony of the Attorney General of the United States being fired by a convicted felon Imagine that 😆

I hope everyone’s learned their lesson about “let’s run our government like a business” bullshit Businesses can be run into the ground Not really supposed to do that with governments

Apropos of nothing, you know what I keep in my trunk just for emergencies and such? A roll of duct tape.

So apparently white Americans in Minneapolis are putting Mexican flags on their cars so ICE agents waste time pulling them over. They call it ICE fishing. 🧊 🎣

U.S. Allows Russian Oil Tanker to Reach Cuba, Despite Blockade.

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