@kimjustice.bsky.social Finally have a coffee table book worthy of my coffee table

Rewatching Harold and Maude and realizing the Manic Pixie Dream Girl is just dudes thinking “what if Maude but fuckable?!” (Obligatory shoutout to @nathanrabin.bsky.social)

Got two thumbs and tickets to two nights of Cabaret Voltaire at the Cabaret Metro. Let’s boogie.

Cort has adjourned

Horror movie where you can tell someone’s a demon because pop music in Spanish makes their head explode

Dean Koontz tried to warn us. They even made his book into a movie en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_S...

Would have been great if the kid had the correct reaction

On brand for MAHA to have a their commercial star a convicted rapist.

This game has more D than Grindr at a Turning Point show.

He can’t even believe how bad he’s destroying the Yankees

Fix your hearts or die

WES ANDERSON'S NEW NIGHTMARE is on 35mm next weekend at Nitehawk Williamsburg in our October series THE FINAL GIRL EXTRAVAGANA

Customer: DORITO FURITO LAYS DMV: LOOKS LIKE DORI FUCK YOU Verdict: DENIED

@aprilciate.bsky.social youtu.be/P7s7qQqxM2k?... found this 12” the other day. First thought was “maybe it’s about the actor” but that chorus is pure Go-Betweens.

Picked a good day to go to the record store

If he had watched the new Final Destination movie he would have known better.

Shout out to the top 5 ings in the world, onion r, happy end, Peter Jenn, Cool Runn and NO K.

I am in downtown Los Angeles right now and it is completely surreal to hear that Trump is sending Marines here. We are listening to mariachi music. People have dogs. There are teenagers here. It is utterly and completely peaceful. Please tell your friends.

How long before Trump declares marshall(sic) law?

making fun of a samurai I thought I beat in a sword fight 2 days ago when my torso starts sliding cleanly away from my legs

@grok (audible gasp)

That’s not rain. We are having a dust storm in Chicago.

Artists rendering of the show.

(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,

Most viable career paths right now: -Police goon -Tech fraudster -Health care crank -Regime propagandist -Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)

Reading this like I have no knowledge of a president named Garfield

Missed call from Vatican City? Oh no did they choose me to be pope? FUCK!

Played out: adding “in bed” to the end of fortune cookie fortunes. Fresh: adding “in jail”. Some examples: “Cooperate with those who have both know how and integrity” “Time may fly by but memories don’t” “Stand firmly by your convictions”

Brian Eno: Scaramouche Of The Synthesizer in CREEM July 1975 #interview www.moredarkthanshark.org/eno_int_cree...

Had a dream that I was on the run from the police. In order to escape I stole a police car- it ended up being a cyber truck. I was more worried about being seen in a cyber truck than I was getting caught by the police.

Going to start putting my preferred definite and indefinite articles in my bio so right wingers will consider them WOOOOOKE.

I love John Crpntr and his classic “Ghost of Mrs”.

I just want to be important enough to say “Leave us” to a roomful of people and empty the room

Their message is the same as always: eat more cheese.

“How much Keefe is on this beach anyway?” Apparently too much.

:(

Phrasing!

Loving this console from *the future* with an Atari CX40 joystick.

The CorncobTV edit- they just show the parts where the BODIES get snatched.

Candid footage of JD Vance getting to third base with his Valentines date.

The cybertruck is basically just a consumer version of Paperboy 2000 from Get a Life.

The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.

Translation: “Knock off that jungle music”

fear has been struck in the hearts of every one of these guys

You know you’re gonna see the cowboy 2 times. You know that don’t you. You’re gonna see the cowboy 2 times.

Refs trying to get the Swifts ahead early.

AI knows Chicago, home of Baos, Wrilgley Feed, and the World Trade Center.

Getting noisy in here