Been getting into bell peppers lately... Something they didn't tell you as a kid is the veggies that used to be gross to you somehow start to taste good

Peeling an orange for consumption #myorange

i don't wanna be overdramatic but we need to unplug the internet

A little of both. I think he slid into the murdery stuff, but his resentment and bitterness about being "unmasculine" was there all along.

zippers don't make that noise because of friction. they make it because they are excited.

The people of Minnesota have executed one of the most impressive civil resistance campaigns I can remember: - Organized a city wide general strike - Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence - Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE - Flipped public opinion against ICE

trump trying to intimidate other countries by threatening to raise costs for americans

Jfc

this is genuinely incredible

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.' people.com/donald-trump...

Why is the Last Jedi a relatively reliable litmus test, I don't get it

19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm? 30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch

a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

I think I'll have... A little soup

KIM DON'T MARRY HIM!!! DUMP SAUL'S ASS NOOO

Speaker Johnson is officially keeping the House in recess again next week. This will be the eighth consecutive week the House has been out of session. The chamber hasn't met since Sept. 19. Adelita Grijalva, who was elected on Sept. 23, has not been sworn in.

With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness. Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.

Been having a really Not Good Time at work this week (got sent to Madel At You Island) but I stay whimsical making it worse by staying up too late writing about blorbos and adding sleep deprivation on top of it 👍

MSNBC captured the crowd from the Boston "No Kings" rally:

Just a bunch of paid domestic terrorists in Portland, Maine.

A semi-aerial view of the crowd here in Portland #NoKings

Minneapolis is showing up and showing out. #NoKings

😍 Boston, you are beautiful. #NoKings

Me: minding my own business My brain looping: FIT CHECK FOR MY NAPALM ERA🗣️💥‼️

Anyone feel like they're losing their goddamn mind

Halloween TOMORROW!!

I just called Chuck Schumer’s office and, for the first time EVER, a person answered, who then politely entered my complaints into their call log. This tells me two things: 1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day. (212) 486-4430

It is actually peak absurdity that we still have people arguing that voters should bend to the positions of their political representatives instead of the other way around.

Remember when there were LOBSTERS?? It can't be that the rest of the grocery shopping exp was just as boring as it is now so the stickers + animals stuck out more to your child memory as the only "interesting" thing happening, something must have been "taken" from you and made worse somehow

beyond parody. perfect encapsulation of American consumerism in place of culture. don't you miss when things were good? at Walmart? remember when you were young and had formative experiences? at Walmart? change is scary. live forever in the past. this is what they took from you.

The Divine herself, Lady Vivienne { #art #dragonage }

Whenever i dont wanna do something i think i just need to talk to myself like Mike Ehrmantraut

A great way to instill loyalty is to demand that a bunch of senior managers in comfortable positions of power book travel on short notice to be away from their jobs and families so the sneering drunk talk show host they have to report can condescend to them in person about how he's such an alpha.

This App Turns Your Photos into Music If You Want to Do That For Some Reason

I'm really scared for my Spotify wrapped this year cuz the total repeat count for KPDH Your Idol is going to be utterly devastating to me

I miss feeling things about solavellan so if I write an alternate/inspired version of them as "OCs" in my separate fanfic in an entirely unrelated media mind your business

Started Better Call Saul and WHADDAYA MEAN he had a blatant job opportunity to join a huge class action lawsuit and HE DIDN'T TAKE IT!!! WHY ARE MEN STUPID!!! AHAHAHAHA

in-person school is real-time combat. online school is turn-based combat.

worth noting: you always die from rabies. there is no not dying from rabies

The funniest thing Monsters University did was add a joke that Randall squints menacingly all the time because he doesn't wear his glasses as he should. Monsters Inc has a point where he somehow mistakes large round ball Mike for four year old girl Boo... BECAUSE HE CAN'T FUCKING SEE!!

I RETURN UNDER NO NAME BUT MY OWN... TO CHAMPION A WITHERED TEVINTER AND CORRECT THIS BLIGHTED WORLD! BEG THAT I SUCCEED! FOR I HAVE THE THRONE OF THE GODS, AND IT WAS EMPTY!!

@ lrt WHAT IS THAT SHIRT, it is stupid and i want one

“what quote do you get asked to voice at cons”

Bro i fucking hate storytelling man, why did i have to take a break from my desk cuz i keep tearing up from hallucinating about a fake scenario i want to write, this shit embarrassing... Hi yes can i take the rest of the day off, i am suffering from mental distress over a story i told myself

The fact that the thing we're calling artificial intelligence *can't do math* and yet we're jamming it into programs that successfully *have done math* for decades, then warning people against using the AI to do math, seems like an excellent summary of where we are.

(Longest sigh ever)

probably one of the funniest tiktoks of all time