May I recommend detective novels by @libbycudmore.bsky.social

Atlético Madrid v Real Madrid in 20 minutes. I’m cheering for Philadelphia.

It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason

finally, we're living through precedented times

you are not actually required by law to consume news the odds that you, an individual, will be able to do anything about what’s in the news today is approximately zero percent you are permitted — encouraged, in fact — to log off and do something else

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

I had absolutely no idea that The Vicar of Dibley had so many specials — I’ve never seen the last two episodes, I’m on the last one now!

Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti. Mattia sips on an espresso during his. Truly the heroes we need during these times.

you want a movie about my life? fine, but it’s a Warhol it’s six hours of david krumholtz in his pajamas changing settings on linux machines, 3d printers, cameras and synthesizers while a black cat insists on getting in the way sometimes his ridiculously hot wife walks by

kids these days with their computers and ai back in my day you’d have your psychosis induced by sleep deprivation followed by poor decisions at a deep banana blackout show

co-signed

there’s no law saying you’re not allowed to start deep space nine in season three you can do it no one can stop you

aww peter capaldi on the vicar of dibley

update: she has posted a picture from the pirate/mermaid bathroom where she’s eating toblerone and watching kitten videos

new year’s eve update: my wife is in the bathtub eating toblerone and watching kitten videos

smart people love too hard

The Fouf likes certain television shows, but she’s been recently fascinated by a documentary on pigeons and the 1993 series ‘Chef!’

RIP 2025 2025-2025

Felt cute, might delete later.

Almost time.

John Travolta held a door for me once.

EVIDENCE

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

I have a bunch of new followers today. They’ll regret this.

“Uh-UH! It’s CHRISTMAS, MOTHERFUCKERS!” (my wife chides the cats for obstreperous behavior)

and Feyd-Rautha, who did NOT kill him

movies for tomorrow: THE FIFTH ELEMENT ANASTASIA GREMLINS HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE food: we don’t know yet, but we’ll order enough that they give us a box at beijing express

Whether you think that Trump sucks or is awesome, this is madness. Is the DOJ going to jump online to defend Trump every single time someone points out his name in the Epstein files? This is not the people’s work. It is a *tremendous* waste of resources.

today I learned Speaker Johnson has a lot more faith in democratic leadership than I do

My deep-voiced take on 'O Holy Night' – a brand new 2025 arrangement I sang and synthestrated 🎄✨ Merry Christmas, everyone!

guess they shitcanned all the federal employees that know how to redact documents

CHOTINER: and when you're in water you PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right. CHOTINER: And this is because PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here

@diedrichbader.bsky.social watching the Batmobile episode of the Drew Carey show is a hoot — I wish I could go back in time to see you on the lot in your Robin costume to tell you that you’ll fuckin’ kill it as Batman on brave and the bold!

If someone ever says your stealthy Warhammer models shouldn’t be bright and colourful, remember that children never see Santa but he dressed in a large blood red coat trimmed with that stealthiest of colours, white.

The fact that the Lege is considering using inherent contempt (for the first time in nearly a century) is not only creative leverage, but shows an appetite to acknowledge up front the growing fissures of corrupt and inept clownery of the executive.

Try this at my house and you’ll get to learn what kind of firearm I keep closest to the front door. It is a mystery best left undiscovered.

months of coverage like “mayor mamdani? some jews fear the worst” and my man is out there enjoying some latkes with inigo montoya

you’ll know I’m dead if I don’t repost Jack Benny

It's that time of year again, where anyone who's ever worked a retail or customer service job can relate to poor ol' Mel Blanc in this Jack Benny Show Christmas shopping sketch.

the two genders: melee and ranged

pluribus season four: manousos arrives in new mexico

Wishing you happy holidays and a merry CAR-IS-MAAS!! 🎄🎁😁

If you don’t think someone in this administration is extracting cash value from powerful people in exchange for redactions, you fundamentally fail to understand the purpose of this administration.

If you’re not willing to engage in a Butlerian Jihad against the Plagiarism Machine, you’ve never actually made anything that mattered