Love being accepted in the workplace. Coworker made an announcement and said "ladies and gentlemen, and Skylar-"

There's scab discourse on TikTok and I hate it

never thought I'd die helm's deep in an elf

Called out of work cause there's plenty of coverage and I'm burnt out and I've already cleaned and organized the bathroom and did the dishes. Everyone tell me they're proud of me.

i love being a stupid little dog to two beautiful women

Discussions in the t4t throuple discord server

Mipha-posting

Gonna have a ✨Panic Attack✨ at the gay bar

Love being an autistic extrovert in the club. I'm sitting ✨adjacent✨ to my friends, silently, Loops in, drinking my corona. I can't hear anything anyways and I'm incredibly overstimulated, there's so many lights and so much bass, multiple drinks spilled on me but I'm enjoying myself 🫠🩷

Sometimes I think I'm overdue for a little crash out, a little mental breakdown, and then I remember I'm currently unmedicated and maybe I should wait till I get back on Zoloft. Crashing out is a lot harder when the bookends of your emotional range are 10% what they would normally be.

Sitting outside on my break while customers are walking into my store "did you know Becky work at ____ before she got a real job" 🤔 gurl, fuck you

Plz

3am is a normal time to shower when you're mentally ill

"hi, I just came in here with my underage gf but I left and came back, can I still make a purchase" honestly dude, if u hadn't told me that, no one would have caught u probably... But no. No you cannot.

Oh also I've been out as nonbinary for 12 years today. Almost as long out as in

Spent a whole paycheck on my cat just now 🥲 obviously I hope she's okay but she better have a good reason to be acting so strange. Last time I brought her in she was completely fine.

The thing I hate most about working in wine is pretentious ass wealthy customers. There are plenty of wealthy customers that listen to what I say even though they know I haven't tasted the wine. No, I haven't tasted that $300 bottle, but I know the winemakers and the varietal and the terroir-

36 year old trans girlfriend: "what if Tom Waits made a somg called 'Crap Your Hands'? Wouldn't that be fucking mental?" 20 year non-binary girlboything: "Can I call you 'mom' tonight? While you fuck me, will you call me 'son'?"

Maybe it isn't the smartest idea to say "the only drink you need is God" after chastising your cashier at the package store. Just food for thought

Got in a little homoerotic wrestling before work, it's gonna be a good day

If there weren't so many cute gay people in my phone I'd throw it away rn. I'm so tired of being paranoid

I love my gay little life so much. I have friends and partners and my partners are friends with my friends and and and

Hey chat, am I weird in an unsettling way or a weirdly endearing way? Pls answer w/ an explanation thx

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

happy Frodo Got Stabbed By The Witch King day

Im still very confused as to why I'm on a lesbophobe block list :c no other comment

I can be normal. That's a thing I can definitely do. I am a person with a normal level of human emotions who doesn't overreact. My mother showed me, through example, how to be just a regular human person. Y'know what? Dad too. Both parents showed me healthy emotional regulation.

i want my boy pussy girl ate

Feeling very autistic in this workplace environment

oh no, do you think it's noticeable? 🥺

PUT ON AVATAR CAUSE IM HAVING A HARD NIGHT, AND BOY HOWDY DID I PICK THE WRONG EPISODE FOR ME SPECIFICALLY

snowboards are a kind of girl

9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>

Brodo Faggins

Yeah I'm not on T but the guys at work asked me to join their fantasy football league, which is arguably much more gender affirming

This is a little dark but: The way my friends and I talk to each other is how all friends should talk to each other. We all say "I love you" all of the time. We stress the importance of taking care of yourself. We always message the gc when we get home, even if all the people weren't there.-

i love my pervert tranny life

Haldir is criminally underrated and I think his death is one of the saddest in the movies

Syncing up my build-a-bear Frodo with the movie

I wish Walsh, Jackson, and Boyens had included all 50 pages of the council of Elrond in the movies

Puppy play but I'm Old Yeller

Not me tho. Pls be mean to me, I'll cum

I wish people were nicer to each other

Pasta salad tastes better with a plastic fork

LotR chat, what do we think? Tattoo idea inspired by "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us". Is the missing finger too much? 😅 My brother said yeah

I like making it sound like my job is more professional than it is. Telling people "oh sorry, unfortunately I'll be in NY for a meeting tomorrow!". "NY" being State not City, and "meeting" being a glorified PowerPoint presentation with free food. Most of the time my job is Lift Box.

However, that porn represents millions of hours of countless nuts, and it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from the gooner industry when, in fact, you’re watching a porn that was selected for you by the people in this gooncave… from a pile of “stuff"

I have things I need to do but all I can think about are LotR hot takes

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