Got in a little homoerotic wrestling before work, it's gonna be a good day

If there weren't so many cute gay people in my phone I'd throw it away rn. I'm so tired of being paranoid

I love my gay little life so much. I have friends and partners and my partners are friends with my friends and and and

Hey chat, am I weird in an unsettling way or a weirdly endearing way? Pls answer w/ an explanation thx

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

happy Frodo Got Stabbed By The Witch King day

Im still very confused as to why I'm on a lesbophobe block list :c no other comment

I can be normal. That's a thing I can definitely do. I am a person with a normal level of human emotions who doesn't overreact. My mother showed me, through example, how to be just a regular human person. Y'know what? Dad too. Both parents showed me healthy emotional regulation.

i want my boy pussy girl ate

Feeling very autistic in this workplace environment

oh no, do you think it's noticeable? 🥺

PUT ON AVATAR CAUSE IM HAVING A HARD NIGHT, AND BOY HOWDY DID I PICK THE WRONG EPISODE FOR ME SPECIFICALLY

snowboards are a kind of girl

9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>

Brodo Faggins

Yeah I'm not on T but the guys at work asked me to join their fantasy football league, which is arguably much more gender affirming

This is a little dark but: The way my friends and I talk to each other is how all friends should talk to each other. We all say "I love you" all of the time. We stress the importance of taking care of yourself. We always message the gc when we get home, even if all the people weren't there.-

i love my pervert tranny life

Haldir is criminally underrated and I think his death is one of the saddest in the movies

Syncing up my build-a-bear Frodo with the movie

I wish Walsh, Jackson, and Boyens had included all 50 pages of the council of Elrond in the movies

Puppy play but I'm Old Yeller

Not me tho. Pls be mean to me, I'll cum

I wish people were nicer to each other

Pasta salad tastes better with a plastic fork

LotR chat, what do we think? Tattoo idea inspired by "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us". Is the missing finger too much? 😅 My brother said yeah

I like making it sound like my job is more professional than it is. Telling people "oh sorry, unfortunately I'll be in NY for a meeting tomorrow!". "NY" being State not City, and "meeting" being a glorified PowerPoint presentation with free food. Most of the time my job is Lift Box.

However, that porn represents millions of hours of countless nuts, and it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from the gooner industry when, in fact, you’re watching a porn that was selected for you by the people in this gooncave… from a pile of “stuff"

I have things I need to do but all I can think about are LotR hot takes

This is the full Dating A Trans Woman with BPD experience @zealousagain.bsky.social

I got up at like 5 to take my Adderall early so I could go back to bed and wake up at 7 and start getting chores done. I did that, woke up at 7, and gooned for 4hrs and now I'm intricately braiding my hair

Can trans people be chasers towards different genders 🤔 cause I seem to REALLY have a thing for older alternative transfems who are mean to me and have bad taste in music.... But I feel like that's *everyone's* type

Relax you're just cranky. Just wait till we get a taco in you, you'll be fine

Update: I now use an honorific for them and we spent hours last night sexting lol

NEW SHIRT NEW SHIRT NEW SHIRT

Pickles are the new bacon

Mouthfeel: al dente

teamwork makes the peen jork or whatever

Saw a TikTok about psych ward pens. Got reminded of the time I was in the psych er at like 14? And I was masking my symptoms so well and clearly SO anxious about not being able to do my homework, that they gave in and gave me a normal pen. Priorities 🙄

Don't know how to be normal while talking to new people EVER. What do you mean I can't just say "hey you're really hot and I want you to do terrible things to me" 🫠🫠🫠

Drag king name: Devon Rex

Anti-Transphobia Puppy Boy!

Stimming by shaking ass

Was joining Feeld a mistake?

I love at *least* two gay idiots

Mûmakil Mahûd gives me gender envy

The scene where Elrond and Aragorn are talking in the tent at Dunharrow makes me want to have an Eiffel Tower with the two of them