Talk to the chatbot. Its incredible.

The results have exceeded even our most whimsical expectations. Meet our rats!

Morning Sweetness.

The geribatrics ward 😭😭😭

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

Anyways.

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

I watched SOTU(Stardew valley On The conpUter) tonight

I don’t know why this one absolutely floored me. Why was she gonna chop that lil sidewalk tree down??

I urge you to stop what you're doing and watch Alysa Liu's free skate from yesterday. I have never seen anything like this. I understand why sports writers are born now. I have never seen anyone as free from the burdens of this world as this pierced Oakland girl spinning to Donna Summers.

I just did the dumbest thing of my entire career to prove a much more serious point. I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it

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This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics

NEW: This was the last essay I was supposed to publish at the Washington Post. But they fired me. I'm publishing it anyway-- about my family's connection to a sword the British looted from Ghana in 1874. If youve ever wondered why I love swords, here's why. open.substack.com/pub/karenatt...

sigh

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

“Is the superbowl every year?” - my very smart wife who has incredible knowledge about so so so many things.

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That’s punk rock. And a courage more of us should have.

Okay I think I've mapped out ICE politics as of Monday night

idea i had

Today I did really good at my job, had a lovely dinner with my wife, did some sudoku and water colored a lovely little bee. It was a nice day. (Holy Fucking Shit I’m like a FuNcTIoNaL person when I take my adderall and I’m going to bed at like 10:15 drugs are crazy bud)

Water Lilies isn’t one painting—it’s a series. Monet returned to the subject again and again, creating over 250 canvases. One pond, endless light.

I got stopped in my tracks by this mini short film made by a makeup/beauty influencer. It felt so real. www.instagram.com/p/DTBT8gPkta7/

bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers

Funny and also I saw defenses of the ai artist, but something was bugging me, this quote gets to the meat of it: “It’s art that has zero substance. Not zero substance; I mean it’s a very personal work, right? It’s art that takes away from its own substance by not being made by the artist himself.”

There was a story about a trans woman who breastfed her baby when her partner(who gave birth) was not able to, it took some medications but learning that really was a wild moment for me of how much we can medically do out there.

Being A Detective Who Talks To Ghosts Not As Exciting As TV

jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products

I don't like the death squads

i think american life would improve significantly and quickly if society was more encouraging of people to have Hobbies. the most perfect and serene state of mind that exists is when one is Doing one's Little Things

This is Kylo. He's Dominican, so he learned to dance before he could walk. 12/10 impressive moves (TT: chantyyyy_)

Trump just illegally bombed Venezuela and sent in troops without congressional authorization. Innocent people are going to die because this demented bastard wants to waive his tiny dick around to force a regime change.

RIP 2025 2025-2025

We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

"ICE and CBP must be abolished" is the only reasonable position. We can debate the specifics of new agencies for immigration functions, but these agencies are simply too infected with a culture of impunity, racism, and fascism to continue. They're gangs with badges.

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Found these mashups last year and omg Andy Wu does amazing work every year. Love the devotion to the artistry of pop, performance, pop culture, and highlights what can turn into background noise throughout the year to a beautiful piece of work. Watch fullscreen :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZet...

this has become a very important video to me

Pete Hegseth is a sadistic serial killer.

[trans people fired from all federal jobs] [trans people fired from all military jobs] [trans people fired from jobs everywhere] [cis people fired for being accused of being trans] [cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist] [trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi] liberal:

lmao

this guy has like 100 videos exactly like this. all too wimdy to hear him say anything and I love every one of them. might be the pinnacle of norwegian comedy

These guys are so cute and I’m rebloggin to keep track of the whole thread

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy