Like cmon

Got into my wine club red tonight and I quite like her

TIL there’s a horror movie about killer rabbits youtu.be/AA910vCNRe4?...

Woke up feeling like I could run a marathon (jk but not hungover at all) Low ABVs and a lil ______ might be the move this summer

A random thing I’m proud of is that despite being laid off twice in the last 3 years, I was able to get back to fully funding my expenses two months in advance, in addition to my diff savings budgets.

I’m thinking about trying out a bang like this. I think my shape is such that it wouldn’t be a crazy thing to try youtube.com/shorts/iy_sL...

B is waiting Twister, a movie I’ve never seen before, and the way this truck exploded when it hit the ground made me LOL

Also, The Pawn Shop is a low abv bar and that was not exciting to me before we got there but the drinks were DELICIOUS, and it was for the best because the cocktails at 200 Channels were real (?) and equally delicious, so I appreciate not feeling like I’ll be hungover tomorrow.

Had an absolutely magical date night with one of my girlfriends tonight. Unfortunately or fortunately, phones weren’t allowed during the second part of the evening but wow 📍The Pawn Shop 📍200 Channels

It’s doctor appointment season for me and I’m so grateful to have providers that I trust and listen to my concerns 🥰 And I know now that I’ve said that I’ll probably get a retirement or relocation notice soon because that’s my luck

If they include that heavy chested Nigerian I'm in!!!!!!!

My god today!!

Now what happened to his heart going out?!?!?! Ray J just be lying and doing random shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

God controls the weather I control this here bbq grill

At first I was annoyed we had to wake up early for the cleaners today but now I’m appreciating I’ll have all day to rest in our freshly cleaned home

Going back to work tomorrow IS CRAZY

I'd say erased but anyway a reminder that Memorial Day started because African American Charlestonians took it upon themselves to give a proper burial to the union soldiers

Never heard this version before. They’re JAMMIN’ youtu.be/B57H8AxkszY?...

Whoever wrote Cry Me a River (original) really ate that

These new Google icons are so ugly

I pray we’re released from the grip of protein culture soon

Just had to remind B who I was while playing Donkey Kong

Honing in on what I want to do for my birthday this year. Just told B I think I want to solo staycation at a nice resort in the area and then have him join me on my actually birthday/night. Cuz I love him and Cora but I need 48 hours with no one except me, myself, and I in the very near future.

Community will save us all.

Why would I ever want this?

My friend threw a corn hole tournament for her birthday today. Great day, 10/10

what they lack in personality they make up in ASS

Stop getting my hopes up. Post the obit or leave me be, friend.

why does the “you can’t fight it” rhetoric around AI feel so familiar?? 🤔

A commitment to discuss!

Somehow Darius Crooks showed up on my YouTube home page and I reported that shit so fast

May has been a long year.

Turning this into an opportunity for a #girlstrip with my sister since it was going to be her first time at TFR. Anything we should check out in DC in July?

Been having weird thigh pain and got my labs done and went to urgent care instead of wishing it will go away on its own. With the health insurance I pay for Is this growth?

We made it to another #PandemicFriday make the days count especially under this current bullshit administration. Do whatever you want to do go after all the things! Don’t take NO for an answer when stupid people are being told yes. And as always EAT GOOD | DRINK GOOD & REST! #TGIF

They got some names on THEM. 😭

Not they cancelled The Family Reunion this year

Proud to get purple and pissed to not know wtf blue was today Connections Puzzle #1073 🟨🟦🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟦🟨 🟪🟨🟩🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟨🟦🟦

The Professional Women’s Hockey League has officially announced San Jose as one of four expansion teams, giving the Bay Area representation in three major women’s leagues.

10 pages is WIILLLLLDDDD!!!! TEN??!! One...two....skip a few....ten?! That's it! 10 pages is an extremely short paper

good morning. let’s get this bread.

lol totally forgot an unhoused man called me a bitch today at this wedding reception

Queen of Farm To Table! An icon. A legend! 👸🏾 (Saving to read later)

"Nearly" Why, I oughta —

I simply do not believe that He Who Created The Heavens and the Earth feels glorified by the exact same chord progression and soft tenor voice every single time

Burger King looking at this like

LMFAOOOOOOOO