When you make that first cup of coffee perfect >>>>>Good morning my people!

🤎☀️

I can’t argue for any changes here (But my 5th would be a scotch bonnet sauce)

I haven’t had my eyebrows waxed in over 15 years but I wish I had the foresight to ask my nail spot if they could squeeze in a clean up while I was there so that I didn’t have to run ANOTHER errand before Saturday

For my Georgia folks, one of my cousins is missing

My shit is set up for me to retire at 60, but I have very little faith that that will happen here

That people are trying to save this ugly thing is so fascinating to me. Let it rest!

Weird to opt into a boycott but okay

that lady said, "maybe if my husband was pretty, i'd share him more. he's ugly as sin and therefore i can't." then she interlocked her married fingers with a married linebacker at a hotel.

A friend I’m in community with passed away unexpectedly last night and I can tell that is going to open up the floodgates of emotion later today based on *waves arms around*

Bruh…

Got a decent amount of packing done tonight for this Brazil trip. Does anyone have any recommendations for what to download for the plane? Podcasts, movies, or tv shows welcome

No traffic on the drive back from Oakland amen

REMINDER: We're lil more than six months out from November and the GOP are starting to dole out their dark money funds to all the usual suspects ... so be on the look out for the sudden uptick in "All Dems bad" from these folks.

Funny that we banished the women's studies scholars and critical race theorists immediately before proving everything they said more correct than they ever could have imagined.

What a way to start your week

fenty 445 gang!! we're up!!

This is Milka. She'll get around to chasing her tail eventually. But for now she is just getting to know it. 12/10 (TT: milka_collie5)

The contrast of what he’s saying vs the cheesy cover of Stevie Wonder playing in the background is pmo so bad 😭

Going to Paris in July and I can’t wait to eat this all day everyday

Beautiful day at our new spot

Were y’all expecting Trick Daddy to sing Total Praise?

I once teleported to Jamaica after a fifth of Wray and Nephew

a mini spennanight bag??? ohhh she bad

Yes!!!! If yall are gonna put on those suits and video yourself, give us a dance with it! Don’t just be purposely marching in the streets like it’s a parade. 😭

princess and purnell checking in

Omg😍

Mother looks gorgeous idc!

A raspberry vinaigrette has never done me wrong

Lolololol I fell asleep doing my word games last night and I just opened it back up to finish it

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

Xfinity was talking about an extra $60 a month to watch CABLE TV so I got an antenna that unfortunately doesn’t work on our tv 😭 I hate corporations so bad man

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

A botanical garden hates to see my coming

I’m leaving for Rio in seven (7) days and the only thing I’ve done to prepare is order electric plug converters

If someone tells you that they teleported to Waffle House, you don’t argue with them. That battle is and will always be the Lord’s.

- Iran

Jesus was probably in that tomb on a Saturday just enjoying the silence. Plottin.

Who is WE?!

Pre heating the bed with the mattress pad and spritzing this on before getting in 😮‍💨

A Jewish teacher took our class to task in junior high at the time it was being used a lot, and so I rarely use it myself personally. I don’t find it slurry in all contexts, but I really don’t like seeing it commercialized like this

God willing, B and I will be taking my parents on the European vacation they’ve talked about for 20 years and never planned in July. Flights and hotels have been booked, just hope the world doesn’t end before we go!

This reminds me to make my friends go with me when we’re in Chicago

This woke me up from a deep sleep and I DIDNT EVEN FEEL IT

Me too, girl

Just played my word games for the day and 1. I guess I never knew what a baby fish was called until today 2. Are they really called wireless? I thought we were calling them strapless

Took Cora to the marina near our house today and she was absolutely beside herself 🦪🌊⛵️

Finally had the chimichurri I’ve been craving the last two weeks and

Arizmendi for anyone wondering