Lindsay Graham, Ken Bates, Anne Widdecombe, and Mitch McConnell. In the space of a week. It feels like God is taking care of a few loose ends before his term ends.

Hannah Spencer has really let herself go since getting elected. What's happened to her chin, for starters? She's got jawline only an Old Etonian could be proud of.

Go on, Doctor Congo! This England team are losing their heads.

It's too hot today to watch football in Madrid, but this day in 4 year's time, we're expecting teams to play in it?

My wife has just discovered that Clive Marie is in Glengormley covering the fuckwittery for the BBC, and now she wants to drive in there to see if she can meet him.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live! James Brown Meat Loaf Phil Collins The Black Crowes Bruce Springsteen Del Amitri Crowded House Supergrass Aimee Mann Christy Moore

Right, Palace... You're already safe. Your job now is to focus on the Europa Conference. Rest up your best players. If that means West Ham get a win to move then further away from Spurs, so be it. Well just somehow have to cope with that. *wink wink* heavily implied.

At this point, I'm just hoping that JD Vance doesn't suddenly try out in support of McIlroy

I mean, this is all well and good, but when is @michaellegge.bsky.social going to get the recognition he deserves and get the freedom of the borough? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

When people called the takeover 'sportswashing,' there was an angry backlash from Newcastle fans and a promise to be 'critical friend' of Saudi. Four years on, just after the owner had more people executed than in any other year of his reign, the Supporters Trust is recruiting extras for Saudi Air.

The new 34" chinos I got from M&S don't fit me. Shrinkflation has officially gone too far!

Everything went to shit when Charlie Brooker stopped making end of year Newswipe's*. *I know there shouldn't be an apostrophe there. But I don't care.

COMPETITION TIME! To say thank you for the orders I’ll give away one of my 2026 Nerdlingers calendars. To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner on Monday 1pm. My shop www.infinitebacon.com 20% OFF Black Friday deal on prints with the code BF20

I'm listening to an episode of The Bugle where @zaltzcricket.bsky.social says, as his justification for occasionally watching golf: "As a sports fan, what you want to see is elite performers crumbling before your very eyes". I wonder if he still feels that way after day two of #TheAshes.

Make a band singular: Del Amitrus

Ruben Amorim told us that Man Utd's VictoryDefeat™ against Arsenal in the opening match showed they could beat anyone. So you have to assume it's a choice they've made to be 2-0 down to Grimsby Town at half-time. #MUFC #GTFC

Jessie knows from years of experience where the last rays of sunshine will hit the garden.

My wife's on one of those personal development kicks where every day you do something you've never done before. So today she loaded the dishwasher properly. Only joking. She just fucked everything in there and hoped they'd come out clean.

I'm saving this photo for the next time someone cleans a room and says "there, that's a bit more Protestant looking".

Go on, Norn Iron! Showing nerves of steel to win the #WorldCupOfDarts!

Our Let’s Talk Shop chat with comic book shop owner Alan Taylor from @coffeeandheroes.bsky.social is up on YouTube youtu.be/TGSchUxmlEI

This is good news. I like good news. I wish there was more of it.

WIN! - A Coloured Vinyl Copy of Pulp's 'More' One of the most anticipated releases of the year drops next Friday, and to celebrate, we're giving away a copy of the pictured record. Just share and like this post, and give our account a follow to be entered. www.normanrecords.com/records/2087...

If you leave it out in the sun, she WILL use it as a bed.

I'd put it another way... A lot of awful people voted Reform. Truly awful.

Is @jensorensen.bsky.social brilliantly A) Demonstrating cognitive dissonance B) Exposing the doublethink in MAGA double standards C) Illustrating selective reasoning D) All of the above

Gutted to hear Rick Buckler has died. The Jam were my big brother's favourite band, which made them 7-11 year old me's favourite band. And so he was my favourite drummer. The first of many. Even now when I listen to The Jam, I find his drumming irresistible. www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...

Twice today I've seen this packaging on the worktop in my kitchen and wondered to myself "What the fuck is a garlic doucheball?"

We need a bit of help getting the word out. Free Christmas Livestream, talking and playing Christmas songs. Donations to @samaritans.bsky.social @shattenstone.bsky.social @shitrock.bsky.social @victoriamelody.bsky.social @bethanyblack.bsky.social @jlukeroberts.bsky.social @dfr10.bsky.social

Saw this while browsing in my favourite second hand bookshop. Do you think Sam is regretting her choice of cover blurb?

London please help. I’m praying for a miracle, I’ve just got into the office and noticed my mums locket (in all these photos) that I wear every day has fallen off my neck on my walk in. My mum died when I was seven and her jewellery is most of what I have of her. I’m devastated

I mean, I suppose if you're willing to have a sex criminal as President, then you can't really use that as a disqualifying characteristic for Attorney General.

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For any friends of Seb Patrick who are here: 90 Minute Film Festival are doing a charity screening in his name at the Hackney Picturehouse on 30th Nov. Seb recorded an episode of 90 Minute Film Festival before his death and they’re putting it out alongside this: www.picturehouses.com/movie-detail...

@tmbg.bsky.social My 17-year-old daughter and I had a blast at your show in Belfast tonight. She was very impressed with the backwards version of Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love and now she wants to learn it that way herself.

LET TAYLOR SWIFT WRITE DAREDEVIL

anyway, it's really funny but since twitter tanked @rosieisaholt.bsky.social's account listening figures have plateaud. if you like silly, angry things, and are at least familiar with uk politics, please do give it a whirl: podfollow.com/NonCensored

I’m creating a Starter Pack of Comics Podcasters. Message me to add anyone, but I hope you all find this helpful and can spread the word. go.bsky.app/TFhHd6F

I saw some bright red mushrooms when I was out walking the dog this morning. Do you reckon they're safe to eat? They look like they'd be safe to eat.

if you're still twisting your brain into knots over ways to justify this stuff, the absolute nicest thing i can say that won't get me banned is that i don't want to know you

Go on Luke Littler! I haven't enjoyed the darts this much in years.