I bet the first time Martin Van Buren heard “Tippecanoe and Tyler Too”, he knew he was absolutely turbo-fucked

Meanwhile, MAGA is still pretending that trans women are the real bathroom threat.

Start the f’ing getaway car

Counting my basketball blessings that we get to watch Steph and Victor Wembanyama in real time with Kevin Harlan narrating. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

Refs in this game are interfering with my NBA Cup fever.

the combo of Derschowitz doing the ephebophilia bit and Chris Cuomo's sex pest musketeer mustache is too much

Uh oh. They’re going to drag the Pope on Josh Barro’s podcast

Good news though: we've completely destroyed our capacity to respond to something like this.

take a moment, close your eyes, inhale deeply, exhale, and then imagine hearing "livvy" in RFK jr's voice

Two requirements for being a tech founder: 1. Miss the point of Minority Report 2. Miss the point of every single Black Mirror episode

Ok, this week’s South Park is EXTREMELY DISTURBING

So what confidential government information is going into Grok’s training data?

“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.

I think it's pretty clear what JD would have been up to in Germany in the late 1930s.

So...high school sophomores? Megyn Kelly is cool with that? Quite a personality cult they've got going over there.

Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films

it's a hell of an act -- what do you call it

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Please stop making me have to hear or know about Pat McAfee

Yeah, so this turned out to be total BS

There is actual reporting on what's going on with the Epstein discharge petition

No sourcing on this, no links, no direct quotes. And yet everyone is QT'ing like this is a done deal.

You can call the cops on someone if their email signature looks like this

Lawrence Summers is a scumbag who should be shunned wherever he shows his face.

Number of autonomous miles driven, as of July: TESLA: 1 million (with a human) WAYMO: 100 million (no human) @cnbc.com

So, so sweaty

hat trick

So clearly the agreement was: -Pelosi retires -Scott Wiener runs for her seat -Christine Pelosi runs for the seat Wiener would be vacating (there were rumblings that she would run for Nancy's seat but looks like the local machine worked out an alternative)

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buddy have you watched The Floor because americans can’t remember what a hammer is

Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??

Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?

They’re just insulting our intelligence with this nonsense

The ONLY good part of this is that Mike Johnson will have to reconvene the House.

Vote 'em all out!

THAT IS ALREADY A LAW. TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT WHO SIGNED THAT LAW. YOU ARE A FUCKING NEWS REPORTER

@padilla.senate.gov @schiff.senate.gov Hope you guys are excited to get primaried if you vote for this horseshit deal.

Once again we are back to: What exactly is the point of the Democratic Party?

I don't know what the Senate is going to do. But if they do in fact fold in exchange for nothing, they will be living up to past performance. To expect the Senate to carry out the will of the American people is to misunderstand why it was created in the first place.

Very exciting that Senate Democrats learned absolutely nothing from Tuesday's massive victories.

Posting a screenshot of Katherine Stoeffel from her interview with Sydney Sweeney is a signal that you are a huge asshole.

I would LOVE to see a reporter ask Trump what day it is.

Kevin O'Leary is a horrible person and Mamdani is right to not meet with him

I'm trying to imagine the series of meetings that led to this policy

I'm so old when Republicans, and VC-bros in particular, would lose their shit at Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren for pushing similar government actions.

Was Chuck awake on Tuesday night?