Amazing this is an actual plot point in Superman 2025 actually #clex

Turns out that it's confusing to my grandma to laugh & say "so true, bestie" when she bemoans that, in the tupperware draw, "you have loads of bottoms, but it's a trial to find tops".

lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

regular reminder that the people who created your favorite characters were largely marginalized individuals with antifascist views

propaganda i'm not falling for: size being an indicator of who tops/bottoms

THE PEOPLE IN THE HALLS #mildhorror

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

I know what you did :3

Government Efficiency https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/16711

Picky Chef https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/16712

visa and mastercard deciding what games are allowed to be sold is an apocalyptic level threat to the games industry. phone calls are the highest impact way to help. this is an all hands on deck situation. the enemy got results with 1000 phone calls. we can beat them phone numbers and a script:

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Your city might be bad, but is it "junk mail adverts are lawyers specializing in victims of violent crime" bad?

Why are you stealing my toy?

save me potato lentil pancakes, you're my only hope

Month late but ive decided on a resolution; WWCFD What Would Carrie Fisher Do?

I thought facts didn't care about feelings

Uni :3

*in the tune of Hot Blooded* Chonk kitty, under my feeeeet Shes screamin', cause she wants to eeeeeeeat

You know what? I don't wanna be a grown up about it anymore I wanna have a cookie and a nap about it actually

People Who Use AI Images for Anything: Dogshit, not worth listening to, absolute malarkey, nothing you say is valid and you will never find love People Who Make Shitty Photoshops: Remarkable, respected individuals to be taken seriously, absolute Chad behavior, They fuck and everyone fucks with them

How to uninstall tummy hurty

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!

In this house we believe: - love is love - science is real - carbs are our friends - gravy can fill the cracks in your heart - turkey ghosts rule the night, and their terrifying gobble will one day find us all

Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Shake your hands out, drink some water, take your meds. -Listen and help. (That includes listening to yourself.) -The Cursed Object asked if there were any big sales on jam coming soon. ❤️ Auntie Jilli

That’s a pretty good reason, to be fair.

“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom" okay???? i’m untapping?? im upkeeping?? im drawing??

Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Blink a few times, have a snack, take your meds. -Stop saving your fancy things for “special occasions” and indulge in them now. -I think Bitey Friend has a crush one one of the Lowe’s 12’ skeleton that’s in someone’s yard. ❤️ Auntie Jilli

Something wrong?

My prayers go out to the victims of brick accidents, but we should all remember that this is not the time to politicize brick ownership, or to attack innocent brick owners. These things happen after all.

i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same

*bluesky has 100,000 users* that guy’s posting hog *bluesky has 21m users* that museum’s posting hog

“Can’t you just digitise it all!” we’re asked. Sadly not my friend, because resources. #Decisions are made based on likely user-interest & fragility of material. Here's our digital collections site with c.15,000 images: archiveandlibrary.rcsed.ac.uk/special-coll... #EYADecisions #ExploreYourArchive

I'm here :3 ここにいるよ

Sometimes you just need a midnight spoonful of store brand cool whip or three in your tiny kitchenette you're overpaying for and that's between you and the night gods

There are two genders: fancy and casual

Weep, o ye children of Hot Topic, for you will never be this Goth.

A cover I did for the Buffy the Vampire Slayer comic series Was really happy the client accepted my keyhole variant sketches AND allowed me to make a set of 4 of them (willow, faith, and Spike!)

Here’s what it looks like with all the text #art

Hahaha, 1 like and I'll post 1 book I bought to research for my #oracledeck 🫠

he is handing out hugs if you need one.

Since RFK Jr was tapped for HHS I’ve noticed a uptick in what I call “wellness trolling” - Don’t you want to get off your medications and experience real freedom? - Why aren’t you trusting your body to heal? - Eat better, exercise, get off the poison Disability doesn’t work like that /1 🧵

It was the Busta Rhymes it was the Worsta Rhymes

I don’t think this was my biggest post on Twitter, but it got the most dunks 😅 Me: *posting* Happy Lesbian Visibility Week! All the comments: This is bi erasure!! 😡😡😡 Me: … are bisexuals (especially those in wlw relationships) not allowed to celebrate Lesbian visiblity week? 😢 Guess I’ll stop 😢

E.B. knew. 😏

Hello. I'm Faye. Physician and self-taught artist. If we were mutuals on the other app, you may remember me years ago as the artist behind this Starry-Night inspired anatomical heart. I made an ovary and brain version too. The latter feels like a Dalí fusion though. 😊 #medtwitter #art

I'm always threatening people* *with a good time

Māori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliament’s attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka I’ve ever seen.

Uni :3