(guy who is literally Frank Burns) haha I'm just like Hawkeye from MASH

the old connectors are dying, and usb-c struggles to be born. now is the time of dongles.

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

me: my supply lines are fine, they're not overstretched my supply lines:

Why it matters

Is...this how Stefan Zweig felt?

Don’t really appreciate your tone

call for no more papers

You have to die and be canonized before they even look at your doctoral dissertation these days

Hmm...

“before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.” honestly why? I’m only going to need the one, for the guy I’m getting revenge on

Elsevier is sending me death threats

Young academia has no work ethics! Every German Professor in the 19th century: 9 am got up 10 am breakfast 12 pm instructed my assistants to do my research 1 pm light reading 2 pm lunch 4 pm some writing 6 pm dinner 7 pm theatre 9 pm cigars with friends 11 pm to bed!

THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

Seen in the wild.

The phenotype of the WWI general is everywhere for those with the eyes to see...

Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it

Group Captain John “Paddy” Hemingway, who has died aged 105, was the last surviving pilot of “The Few”, the men of Fighter Command who fought in the Battle of Britain Read his obituary ⬇️

Fitting

new saddest six word story just dropped

optimistic about what’s next

convening with the boys at the schoolyard in the middle of break

Republican establishment: erm guys we should just stay neutral on Ukraine/Russia. Don't openly support Russia. Trump/Vance:

Some people deserve eternal grad school

What was bro's plan

A Polish acquaintance went to British Museum specifically to see this tablet only to be cheated by Ea-nasir from beyond the grave

“this number has the little stars next to it, which is important” i say as gunfire echoes outside