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In the most corrupted way, I just got so motivated to do my art. Because aint no way someone with no experience got pushed up to Editor in Chief.

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador. Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

Hey New Yorkers, what are you gonna get with your $200 inflation refund checks? Im gonna splurge and get THREE sweedish fish.

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

Question for everyone: A cabinet has six shelves. Someone tells you to get something from the fourth shelf. You count from top to bottom or bottom to top?

I'm going to start reframing the way that I think of human and civil rights. It's not that we "earned the right to [insert right here]," it's that the ruling class and social group finally stopped restricting or denying our rights. "Earning" makes it sound as though we never deserved those rights.

I am team old person/article! No disrespect to young/video people!

I love this song, can I put this on repeat?

BREAKING: Dozens of delegates from multiple nations walk out of the U.N. hall as Israel's prime minister prepares to speak.

If you loved Shokugeki No Soma, you would love Next Gen Chef on Netflix

This article is paywalled but I hope it mentions that in the past 5 years: her talk show ran for two additional seasons, until she ended it of her own accord in 2022; she had two NBC game shows; she had a 2024 Netflix special, which is the source of the “kicked out of show business” line.

BLACK FOLKS RISE UP. IT'S SEPTEMBER 21ST

I tailored my college curriculum (classes, studies etc.) around late night and the political background of what it means to make fact-based political commentary/comedy that's accessible to different audiences. The destruction of late night will affect how people dissect government ideologies.

Morgan NEEDS to win this game. After this it's over. #BB27

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDAAAAMN #BB27

Jimmy Kimmel?!!!!!

so: what do we need you to do? two things. 1.call your D/I senators. find contact info here: reps.fyi what do we need you to say? try the call script below. adapt it; make it your own! there are bailout points written in, in case you get nervous. but please *call.* 🧵

All the winners going over time at the Emmys.

Alan Cumming's mustache looks like he's planning something diabolical. #Emmys

They did Will DIRTTTYYYYYY HE GOT A BAD KNEE? Why they do him like that?!? #BB27

I was graciously invited back on television to tell some jokes while everyone else was being smart and sincere, and I think we all did a good job!

AAAAAAAAHA

I lovvved this movie so much

I wish someone wouldve bought my ticket to the US Open finals, not to watch the match in person, but just to be there in person to BOO that man.

God I loved Twinless. Such a hilarious movie about grief.

When I see people online, even in jest, suggest that people living in Republican-controlled states should be abandoned because of their politicians, I feel a deep heartache. New York CREATED Donald Trump and none of y’all are ever talk about it the way you disparage Alabama or Mississippi.

It’s all an attitude of being fine with authoritarianism, just not in their preferred cities. High crime rates in Republican-led states isn’t a gotcha! It’s a tragedy and a canary in a coal mine about what systemic racism and poverty beget. Do better, y’all. Not one city should be occupied.

If your concert doesn't look like a JRPG boss fight I'm not going

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There are actually two kinds of homonyms: homophones and homographs. Homonym = same name Homophone = same sound [to/too/two] Homograph = written the same [tear (rip) / tear (boohoo)]

VINCE VOTED TO EVICT WHOOOO #BB27

70 years ago, on this date, Emmett Till was kidnapped and brutally murdered by white men. His family, including his cousin who was with him at the time, is repeating the train ride he took from Chicago to Mississippi in 1955 to mark the anniversary

The whole campaign is a reminder that the internet is a conduit — not a replacement — for IRL engagement. And that means it gets to be fun and personable. It's incredible to me that this isn't already being endorsed and copied by the Democratic leadership.

I love it when she does that. Morgan you are safe. RYLIE YOURE EVICTED #BB27

59 degrees in August is nuts. Yall already gave me a cold ass May. September owes me a full month of 77-87 degrees and October owes me 4 days of 85 degree weather.

“Real Gs move in silence like lasagna” —Lil Wayne

Tramell Tillman’s performance embodies the show’s guiding metaphor, and he deserves the Emmy for it.

Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.

BLACK NERDS STAND UP!!!!!! HUGO CONTRIBUTORS STAND UP

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This is what I want to do when I retire

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The White House is mobilizing red state military forces to occupy a Democratic stronghold and let me tell you: No one has ever pretended something isn't happening harder than Democratic leaders are pretending this isn't happening right now.

Just walked the entire NYC Summer Streets Manhattan path, and of course...I faced a microaggression on the Upper West side. 😭 who told this elderly white man to walk away from his wife to come and ask me if my hair feels heavy because of the long weave in my head

The problem with not educating children about LGBTQIA history, BIPOC history, ableism etc and what the world has done to hurt these groups will make kids SO IGNORANT. I am afraid to know the person I would be today if I didnt have patient people teaching me about this at my after school program.

Me, resisting the urge to reply “YOU SHOULDN’T BE FUCKING USING IT ANYWAY” when I’m subjected to y’all complaining about AI not fulfilling your prompt correctly:

In this economy when you get a biweekly paycheck, your "poor week" starts 6 hours later.

Lol Hakeem Jefferies used to visit the church I grew up in to try and get people to vote for him. The next time I hear he going there, I finna visit for the first time in years just to BOO him.