YER WOT?! ZOG ME DAT'S A GOOD GURL

// mild inflation // sometimes you just end up with a peach extract syringe jammed into your backside, who knew it did such things to lizards? practicing posting comic mischief online again

say the line, catworth

I knew something was up with that guy

the fact that we develop fetishes is honestly so fascinating. like it's genuinely so cool that the brain can make you have a thing for being turned into a statue or have an intense interest in feet. and the way that the reasons for those go so deep is so cool. i love having such a complex brain dude

"a burden shared is a burden eased" I say as she grabs my tits

It's time to do that thing you've been wanting to do

cw: inflation Continuing with illustrations of my girlfriend @mirrorg.bsky.social's book, it's Chapter 19's! She's Faye FUCKING Huffie, and don't you forget it. Please go read it all from the beginning here!! archiveofourown.org/works/449073...

I just found out the Seattle Mariners have a pitcher that’s just straight up plural and he’s ludicrously good apparently this is all I’m gonna be able to think about

Diane foxington sketch

So long suckers! i rev up my Arwing and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement.

If you know other transfems, you might find this useful!

cw: tf, micro well if this is the Micro May bit, then the show MUST go on, I've got a whole commission queue!!! Featuring a small cameo from @mirrorg.bsky.social

check out this guy in the flashlight reddit having the best day of his fucking life

We smokin that Dinosaur Planet bronto leaf. Them Titanian tongue twisters. Slim wanted beef with me, added his sorry ass to General Pepper's invoice. My shooter a frog with autism. My bitch got blue fur and pronouns. This shit ain't nothin to me, man.

Belly squish~

SO TRUE

anyway it's always morally correct to make your peers feel guilty as fuck for using ai slop.

🚨 Get ready for a Game Changer: Home Edition — LIVE NOW on Kickstarter until June 5! From the team behind Game Changer comes a chaotic, fast-paced party game where you never know what’ll happen next.

Puppy activities

cw: hyper ass I promise you, I AM looking at the view out on the horizon. TOTALLY not distracted by uh, well, *waves arms* Commission for @michimochi23.bsky.social!

[Nerd TF] Color sketch TF comic done for MasterSorez! Sorez getting a transformative experience after visiting a local con! Don't knock it till ya try it girl! #mausuart #commission #nerdTF

Disc Only QotD no.498:

I forgot my laptop has art on it! Here is Croc with his gobbo burden #art #croc #gobbo

we all knew this would happen eventually didnt we

cw: inflation Well, looks like in trying and failing to field that ball while actively inflating, she totally beefed it and tumbled and rolled her lightweight, spherical ass into the fence of the dugout, getting dirt all over her uniform in ways that it usually doesn't!

I have apparently wildly upset the Pro AI community for setting fire to an ai slop character in Minecraft as a joke. This was a fun moment where we set fire to Rome Because of the upset, I will be viciously mocking pro AI users further in future, because it's quite entertaining to do so

This is one of my favorite memes lmao

"All authors are using AI now." Not true! I've opened my mind to the multitude of realities, and as I peer through the veil between what is, I write what I see on the other side.

"All authors are using AI now." Not true! I had a traumatic erotic experience with a vacuum cleaner once and now The Nightmares fuel my creative writing.

"All authors are using AI now." Not true! I disassociated and opened my mind up to the spirits of the world and now the primordial stream of consciousness etches onto the digital parchment every time I have a thought.

Behold the snake.

also i painted my wife (very half assedly)

Okay.

Morning

50mg sativa and this