i THINK this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about my fictional character brainrot? 😅

like do you know how hard it is to outclass *EVKA AND ANTOINE* on the 'couple goals' meter in any given scene of dragon age? Meanwhile here's Miss Bitter/Cynical Minrathous Detective oohing and aahing over a random tree and her girlfriend Rook standing over here falling in love all over again

just thinking about this exact convo with Lucanis again for for now reason. And how Kione and Hunger (fka Valor) have stayed so in sync. No matter which of the five happens, Kione will be at peace. She accepted who she is and what she is/was a long time ago. (And Neve thinks her eyes are cute).

yeah sure man, just like u will start to love me after i start banging ur mom and become ur new dad.

Kione was hardened by the Crows years ago. Only one thing, one person, brings Kione truly to tears. Losing Neve. Neve is her weakness. When Neve's hurting. When Neve is taken by Elgar'nan. When she sees her sick and blighted later. The only thing that can kill a Crow is the heart. #daocqotd

like do you know how hard it is to outclass *EVKA AND ANTOINE* on the 'couple goals' meter in any given scene of dragon age? Meanwhile here's Miss Bitter/Cynical Minrathous Detective oohing and aahing over a random tree and her girlfriend Rook standing over here falling in love all over again

if you are romancing Neve Gallus in Dragon Age (the) Veilguard I 11/10 recommend bringing her for the "Destroy the Blight Eruption" quest just for the way Rook looks at her as she looks at the tree growing in the last cutscene (aka the moment i'm pretty sure kione decided she was marrying neve)

Her adoptive parents died in Treviso of plague; Kione was given back to the Chantry but sold to the Crows. Unsurprisingly, she uses her experiences as Rook & her relationship with Neve as her lifeline out of the Crows. When Solas binds himself to the Veil, Kione's last EVER contract is fulfilled.

just thinking about this exact convo with Lucanis again for for now reason. And how Kione and Hunger (fka Valor) have stayed so in sync. No matter which of the five happens, Kione will be at peace. She accepted who she is and what she is/was a long time ago. (And Neve thinks her eyes are cute).

Her adoptive parents died in Treviso of plague; Kione was given back to the Chantry but sold to the Crows. Unsurprisingly, she uses her experiences as Rook & her relationship with Neve as her lifeline out of the Crows. When Solas binds himself to the Veil, Kione's last EVER contract is fulfilled.

probably one of the few who can post their Dragon Age OC Kione de Riva. Possessed by a Hunger demon circa 9:49 Dragon. The Venatori keep harvesting blood for magic, and at a certain point it starts to feel a LITTLE personal. Fortunately, their blood loss is her gain. #dragonage #datv

dude the fact people genuinely care about OCs and original content in general here blows my fucking mind, it’s like some kind of other dimensional paradise literally just for that and nothing else

no one should be working we should all be getting paid to stay home and stare at blorbo

the look of triumphant pride on Neve Gallus face when Rook tells MYTHAL that Rook just straight up killed (or at least super banished) Anaris. "Fuck yes, my wife straight up killed your old rival. Want to be next? Didn't think so."

if you are romancing Neve Gallus in Dragon Age (the) Veilguard I 11/10 recommend bringing her for the "Destroy the Blight Eruption" quest just for the way Rook looks at her as she looks at the tree growing in the last cutscene (aka the moment i'm pretty sure kione decided she was marrying neve)

there's a BIG Q in Kione's run I NEED to answer: Does she lose vampirism & when? A) No. Is still fully vampire B) Yes. Hunger (takes 'Varric' form) & leaves post Regret prison C) Yes. Hunger reverts to Valor & goes w Warden Surana (Mom) post-DAV D) No. B but keeps Vampirism E) No. C but keeps it

"Hold on, BG3, Baldur's Gate 3, you ship together who and WHO?" Gale Dekarios and Rolan's sister Lia. I'm quite serious about it. Exhibit A: LOOK AT THEM. Exhibit B: LOOK AT THEM. (He likes sincere people who'll raise hell to do the right thing. She likes pissing off snooty wizards. Come ON)

With the Bears season over, it’s officially baseball season! Ah, shit.

the look of triumphant pride on Neve Gallus face when Rook tells MYTHAL that Rook just straight up killed (or at least super banished) Anaris. "Fuck yes, my wife straight up killed your old rival. Want to be next? Didn't think so."

"Hold on, BG3, Baldur's Gate 3, you ship together who and WHO?" Gale Dekarios and Rolan's sister Lia. I'm quite serious about it. Exhibit A: LOOK AT THEM. Exhibit B: LOOK AT THEM. (He likes sincere people who'll raise hell to do the right thing. She likes pissing off snooty wizards. Come ON)

Kione was hardened by the Crows years ago. Only one thing, one person, brings Kione truly to tears. Losing Neve. Neve is her weakness. When Neve's hurting. When Neve is taken by Elgar'nan. When she sees her sick and blighted later. The only thing that can kill a Crow is the heart. #daocqotd

Jordana: Hitting something really hard. Gabi: She puts all of her emotion into her cooking. The ham tastes of rage. Vilkė: Books. Thom is also surprisingly good at massages. Kione:A nice glass of fresh-squeezed B+ #daocqotd

It is funny how influential negative reviews can be to shaping someone who was enjoying something to no longer enjoying the thing

fun fact: I've written 1700 words since looking at this picture.

Writers of Bsky (both pro and fic): I got about 3/4 of the way through a major novel-length fic I posted that I remain enamored with the basic premise of. At that mark, for a mix of external and internal factors, I lost *all* interest. Part of me wants to pick the story back up, but...how? (1/3)

💘💫💘　 🌝💘💫 🌝　　 💫 🌈　　 🌈 🌈 people who say 🌝 💫 nice things about 💘 　 🌝 my characters 💫 　　 🌈　　　 🌈 　 💫 🌝 　　　　　 💘

Meanwhile in Kirkwall....

this got way, way, WAY out of hand but covers damn near every one of my OCs from my A and B world states AND their significant others. I went way, way the hell overboard with bits and gags. Click to embiggen #dragonage #rook #veilguard #dai #da2 #dao #daocqotd

ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.

The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!" The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."

my discover feed strikes again

And yes, when I did my homework (I've been at this a long time) I reported the thread. It is in violation of at *least* one of the sub's own posted rules, possibly two. But no, that sub has been blighted. Nothing was done (not even a message) - and I've got like 5 figure karma on that sub alone.

Holy shit the Seattle Kraken pride jersey goes so fucking hard

Rook, Prologue: "Where's Neve Gallus?" Rook, some time later: "Oh, here she is. :) " #dragonage #datv #veilguard

this got way, way, WAY out of hand but covers damn near every one of my OCs from my A and B world states AND their significant others. I went way, way the hell overboard with bits and gags. Click to embiggen #dragonage #rook #veilguard #dai #da2 #dao #daocqotd

"My that Bellara girl sure seems sweet. Talks about five hundred words a minute and I only understand twenty of them, but she's brought out the best in my little soldier-princess so good for thrm both. Also taught me what a witchmy ex wife is. Oh well, to the abyss with her!" -Legatus Charon Mercar

pspspspss #NeveGallus lovelies

"My that Bellara girl sure seems sweet. Talks about five hundred words a minute and I only understand twenty of them, but she's brought out the best in my little soldier-princess so good for thrm both. Also taught me what a witchmy ex wife is. Oh well, to the abyss with her!" -Legatus Charon Mercar

i wish - desperately wish - it were possible to get sportsbros to understand the degree to which Hot Take culture has absolutely strangled the life out of professional sports without their even noticing it, and made enjoying sports utterly insufferable (even before sports gambling finishes the job)

i will never, ever fully be able to fully forgive the moderators of the dragon age subreddit for letting anti-veilguard griefers, culture war tourists, bots, and just regular old incel dipshits run amok on that sub for a year+ killing off what WAS one of reddit's best subs

Neve Gallus I love you 💖 #DragonAge #DragonAgeTheVeilguard #NeveGallus

The ones gated behind a male-exclusive romance (Morrigan, Cassandra, Dorian). I have some baggage and have played a grand total of zero runs of the first three games with a male OC (one in DAV I only played the prologue w) - and I'm sure as hell not downloading a mod to change their orientation.

i will never, ever fully be able to fully forgive the moderators of the dragon age subreddit for letting anti-veilguard griefers, culture war tourists, bots, and just regular old incel dipshits run amok on that sub for a year+ killing off what WAS one of reddit's best subs

Know how ESPECIALLY if you romance Neve, she calls you "Trouble' as a pet name/nickname. ...When Varric introduces you to her, he calls you "an expert on trouble." 😭🥹

i have played dragon age 491 times & NO romance scene lives more rent free in my head than the rook/neve lock-in. The kiss, the emotional weight of Neve's restraint finally breaking loose, *and* the fact that Rook was prepared to fuck Neve right there on the docks til the cat showed up.

this is genuinely incredible

i took to calling these chuds darkspawn once and it seemed to really get under their skin fast and theyre certainly a blight and taint in this fandom