one of my favorite things about arizona is that our DMV does not give a single fuck and will approve almost anything. case in point

Well fuck. I updated my macbook and now my office license from grad school is no longer functional. WOMP WOMP. What are we doing for word processing, folks?

As a trans Jew am I to gender-transition a child before or after taking their blood for my matzoh? Instructions unclear.

Legit, this is why I moved here.

I am so fucking depressedangry today.

PLEASE SHARE 🧪‼️ Vaccination schedules on the CDC website have already started changing under RFK Jr. Scientific American has published a guide to the EVIDENCE-BASED vaccine recommendations in place BEFORE ACIP members were removed by the administration. www.scientificamerican.com/article/see-...

God damn this is a lot of January rain.

Gonna start pushing again; we really want to pool $2000 toward a car so we can make a purchase as soon as possible. We’ve raised $1110 so far. Sharing and chipping in are both very appreciated! 🌻

The destruction doesn't make for a photo-op like tearing down the East Wing of the White House or bulldozing the Rose Garden, but it's every bit as bad. Generations of American children learned to spell and count, learned the Preamble to the Constitution, from watching shows produced by the CPB.

Having a 16yo is like…

I was 14 when the US invaded Iraq. I can’t overstate how dumb 14 year olds are in general, but it still was clear that the stated reasons were fake and the whole thing would be a disaster. I was confused why so many people were ignoring the obvious. Anyway, shoutout to the 14 year olds of today.

Why must we live through the early 2000s a second time

Your 20 seconds of zen for today.

I may be turning 41 tomorrow, but I’ll never be too old to eat cold chicken wings out of the fridge for breakfast.

“In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to be used as a flotation device” fuck I had forgotten about that line 😂😂😂

God, Patrick Stewart in First Contact is PEAK Patrick Stewart hotness. Especially when the Borg Queen dies. Sweaty tank top, excellent muscles. Angry. 🥵

I do not fully understand why they made the Borg Queen so horny. Like. I’m not complaining. I’m just wondering at what point Frakes was like “no, she needs to be More Horny.”

I tried to “accidentally” drop a dollop of whipped cream for Bowser and I missed 😂

Happy New Year from the snowiest dogs

How did I forget that Michael Dorn was in Star Trek 5??

Well, 2025. I fell in love, got married, and my kid suddenly has 2 dads again. I accidentally a kitten and then removed his arm. I am tentatively back in touch with my FOO after a decade of estrangement. I’ve been broker than I maybe ever have been before, and for sure happier than ever before.

if you’re reading this: we made it through this year and it didn’t kill us 🫡 and as always thank you mr @themountaingoats.bsky.social for the perennial motto

It’s a gorgeous night to get baked and take your snow loving dogs on a long walk.

Friends, money, and ass. I’ll take it.

We’re in a “either pain killers and rest fix this or we’re putting her down” place this week and I’m really struggling. She’s 13. We just had her gotcha day and 12 years has not been nearly long enough.

Prosecute them all. Beyond the depravity of this, it's pure theft. The local prosecutor should open an investigation and charge them all.

Blsky, what’s your favorite grieving music? Bonus points if it’s louder/faster.

NOW WE SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM. HELP, I’m being repressed! Look, at 15 this movie was just funny. At 40…Dennis makes some GOOD POINTS.

James Merril’s poem “Christmas Tree,” written while he was dying of AIDS. 1995.

She’s in so much pain tonight. It’s really hard to watch.

The 13yo basset hound just got me out of bed because she needed to be tucked in to her heated blanket. May all of our old age be so spoiled.

Liza Minnelli — David Lachapelle, 1989

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

It’s not Minnesota Nice anymore, it’s Minnesota NoICE! Art by me, please share, thx <3

Going to bed exclusively so that I don’t cut into this before it’s cool.

We’ve pooled $1050 out of my short goal of $2000!! “All flourishing is mutual.” - Robin Wall Kimmerer

I had/have metal mixing bowls. My husband moved in with glass ones. It just occurred to me that I can WRITE ON THE GLASS ONES. Now I don’t have to remember when I started bread. 🤯

The screening questions for autism and adhd should just ask what your system is for a) socks and b) the wet laundry that has been in your washer for >2 hours. How complex those systems are and your methods for making those systems determines whether you’re NT, autistic, adhd, or audhd.

Is there a more obvious lavender marriage in fiction than Niles and CC on The Nanny?

I sent my husband a link to the Norma Kamali pop up sale with a note saying it wasn't a hint, there's not much there for my height, but I just wanted him to see how cool the looks were. This thread is a SAMPLING of what he sent back...

Yesterday I saw a chode rear ended bc they stopped suddenly to turn w/o a turn signal then proceed forward through oncoming traffic in order to get side by side with a bus who had been trying to turn left, in order to continue to turn left w/o a turn signal, in front of the bus, in incoming traffic.

“That’s Holocaust shit. Come on.” 👑

12+ hours later I’m still gobsmacked by a person in my 16yo’s life telling him “you need to let the grown ups figure that out, as adults we know what’s best for you” as if that would ever go well with anyone, much less an autistic teen with authority figure issues.

Today is my 14-year Traniversary! Glad he didn’t know how close now-me would be to losing access to that life saving medication. Testosterone reduced my anxiety & SI, made my brain feel like it made sense, & gave me a sweet ass beard & dick. This is the outcome they want to outlaw.

Why is 1/2c dry oatmeal not enough and 1x dry oatmeal SO MUCH OATMEAL? It doesn’t follow logic.

And on the 4th night of Chanukah, we listen to Your God (God’s Dick).

Better head out to urgent care before they ban trans healthcare today! 😬💀

The internet is a flawed place but it was real nice to be able to quietly block the follow of the good friend of the person my ex cheated on me with. Way better than if that had been an in-person encounter!

Please read this Facebook post from Darnella Frazier about her sister Rekeya, who is in federal custody. For those who don't know, Darnella was the girl who shared the first viral video of George Floyd's murder.