I pray the tomb is shut forever. I pray the rock is never rolled away. I pray that which was buried remains buried, insensate, in perpetual rest with closed eye and stilled brain. I pray it lives, I pray it sleeps.

Me: wow this musician looks so much younger even though it was only 2010! My brain: that was sixteen years ago. Me: ONLY 2010. NOT LONG AGO AT ALL.

My therapist offered to fight my ex for me, cuz she's the best therapist.

I didn’t take any real May Day pictures but I did take a picture of the lovely array of turtles (including a big snapper!) and cormorants who were sunning during the parade 🥰

emergency need: my friend susan raffo, beloved minneapolis healing justice practitioner needs money for a queer Black woman & child trying to get out of an abusive situation today they need $2000 today, she’s only been able to find $100 venmo: @ziibiing

Spirit Airlines has officially shut down operations. Well, you know what that means...

16yo has watched just enough DS9 with us that when he looked at my water bottle with the “friend of garak” sticker and said “isn’t that that lying alien guy?” Yes son. Yes, and we support the lying alien guy in this house.

STRIKE: Ahead of May Day, Popeyes workers in Los Angeles are on strike due to life-threatening workplace violence, extreme heat, cockroaches in the kitchen, wage theft, and broken restroom, to the point we’ve been forced to urinate in a closet drain because it is the only place without cameras. 🧵

POV you are late on the breakfast service. Keeping on schedule is serious business.

How does one say "I am not mad at you for not doing any housework because that's what I expect" without being a total asshole/starting a fight

Let them never know another day free from shame. Let their children cut them off. Let their neighbors shun them. Let their accomplishments be dust. Let their food taste like ashes. Let their legacy be disgust and horror.

Yeah, it's not a mystery what, exactly, people are saying with "bring back the old flag," having thrown a fit about changing it in the first place, "rejecting the new flag..." It is a demand to continue both manifest destiny, the white nationalist project, & the Empire as we continue to know it.

"Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults: they have not yet learned to eat plastic" is one of those all-time insights for me - I am devoted to the distinction between plastic and garbage.

They shot Alex Pretti ten times while he was face down in the street.

Among everything else, it seems vanishingly unlikely that she got an Asperger’s diagnosis in 2018 unless it was via a Buzzfeed quiz that she accessed through the Wayback machine.

Why am I so tired and how do I change this (I know why, don’t @ me)

This is bad, incredibly bad. Wiping out the National Science Foundation board kills …. Everything at NSF, flatlines NCAR (National Center for Atmospheric Research), our Antarctica program, our geophysics programs, just… everything, the entire foundation of science in the United States.

go to the fête of a nativist demagogue who had executive branch law enforcement invade your city and murder two of your constituents, that's just savvy politics. but if you go to Cuba on a humanitarian trip, THAT'S a distraction. got it, just trying to make sure I have everything straight.

They got RFK Jr. out of there immediately because they were concerned he’d take the dead shooter’s penis

My 16yo got a kayak for his birthday last year from his mom. His mom flatly refuses to let me use the trailer for his kayak to move it around—we have to strap it to my car. But she will let his 17 YEAR OLD friend use the trailer to move the kayak around. What an ABSOLUTE CHILD I was married to.

Please chip in if you can!

A barbaric country that is one of the few countries in the world that still has the death penalty. An outlier in its profound cruelty. Humane people would rebel.

If Odo needs to have something to base his shape shifting off of & he wanted to have various shapes/configs of genitalia, he would need to study/explore other life forms’ organs to shape his off of. Odo, Junk Detective: our hero spends his spare time hooking up with strangers in order to study th

In this episode of DS9 there’s a scene where you can clearly see the outline of Nog’s junk. Why does it have to be Nog? Of all the peens I would like to see in DS9, his is not on the list.

I just want to feel like things are going to be okay (but they’re not).

Hey I don't want to say too much but y'all all know and miss Dani - they have had a family emergency come up and need some funds unexpectedly. Please help if you can - $danirockasota V: danijamie14 #mutualaid 💕💸

Reposting because the original had a typo! Her Venmo is tstaylorshawn! We are at 50/500. Well, she is asking for $500. I know she could actually use about $1500 total because of ongoing medical necessities as well, but I'm trying to focus on the $500 I know she is looking for urgently.

I’m glad it’s nice out. I hate that it’s now “I can’t be anywhere at home without hearing the bass from your music” temperature out.

You guys. A goose is nesting under the Spoon Bridge and Cherry. This is our Romulus and Remus moment. We already became ungovernable. Now we become myth. #Minneapolis.

Being young and in love hit great but being old and in love is so fucking good

Thunder 🥰🥰🥰

Bluesky and I are struggling together today. Unsure which of us is more fixable.

For those who haven’t seen it…from MPR “Tornado sirens will sound later today in Minnesota and Wisconsin for the annual statewide drill day…There are two tornado drills today: The first is in the afternoon at 1:45 p.m…. The second drill is in the evening at 6:45 p.m….”

Sometimes you have a small meltdown and then you get high and your husband makes you charcutch for dinner.

Last month in The Onion:

👏 if you’re in line to call Ice fascist pigs stay in line 👏

How come all of the storms are missing us? I don't want tornadoes and hail and shit but my body needs to remember what thunder feels like.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Chronos is such a messy elder twink.

Someone in this house, not naming names, just took a piece of coal out of the grill and tried to eat it. Such a himbo.

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

We want poor people eating out. We want them buying nice clothes. We want them going on trips. Even if we ignore the hedonic utility, we want them *spending their money in ways that go back into other businesses, supporting other workers and revitalizing community*.

Hot take: eating out and going on trips and buying nice clothes are economically virtuous activities according to conventional economic wisdom, especially compared to say, skyrocketing rent or insurance bills, and it is backasswards how we treat the two of them.

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

astronauts are stored in the balls

Does anyone know what “Appointment” I have today at 11? Because all it says is “appointment“ and while I appreciate what my past self was going through I’m sure, I do actually need some context.

It’s okay to turn off your social media tonight. Go watch something else. You don’t need to re-traumatize yourself.

It’s not fair for Game Shows Touch Our Lives to start just as soon as I park in front of the bagel place. No one wants to see those feelings.