splatanas are spiritually hyperdive #highdivsplatoon

splatana stamper

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Hyperdive vs Meta settled once and for all #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon

A trans girl without her meow is like an angel without her wings

its been like 2 years of burst being the best sub are they finally going to change the 35 to 30 like every bomb or do i get to stay being privileged

#compsplatoon do we think that modifications to systems related to battles could mean improved pbs? at least splatfest colors and all that but maybe also tricolor and challenge modes?

in 11.0.0 they will be adding turf war to ranked

#compsplatoon my "crazy biased" top 10 weapons my friends were clowning me for

Hihihi. I'm an FA again. (Well not fully, however I'm back searching around for an eu team as the team project didn't work out </3) L/F an EU div 6-5 team by the way! :) Reposts appreciated :D Dm spl.parasite on discord for any inquiries :) #Competitive #Compsplatoon #Splatoon

ICE must be destroyed.

#compsplatoon does anyone know if theres a wiper server since there are also stamper and decav servers? its prob my favorite of the swords to theorycraft and itd be awesome if there was a space i could talk to wiper players better than me about it

dont

stamper is the most broken main weapon in splatoon history and nobody has even gotten close to its full potential

team i coach is unwillingly on break now because one of their switches blew up and since im too busy to actually play for a bit i dont get to autistically spam people with theory for now im so cooked

3 most important buffs imo are -tetra 30 damage -fix the stun on recycle shield breaking -make chumps either harder to get rid of or more impactful when they do blow up #compsplatoon

wait this might be @dpsonly.bsky.social

splatoon but with a shock collar that goes off if you die. is this anything #highdivsplatoon

2027 gonna be my year fr

my 2026 resolutions #compsplatoon - spam open level tourneys with my team - maybe win some of them - get an x power im happy with - 4 star all weapons maybe - 10 star swords + gold special badges

#compsplatoon coaching is so fun more of yall need to tap in to this 10/10 experience

highkey what if they got rid of the burst bomb 25 damage hitbox, no change to the 35 #compsplatoon

#compsplatoon my biggest patch hope is that sblast stays completely untouched, the gun itself has so many weaknesses that if they do anything to its strengths itll start to feel awful to play even currently to an extent it feels much weaker than pre-nerf rb (which i think was overnerfed)

my partner/ my crush/ my ex/ my side piece #compsplatoon

🥈IN THE NINTENDO LEAGUE PLAYOFFS!!!!!!! Thank you SO much to everyone that supported us and ESPECIALLY Nintendo for hosting this event!! #LIGHTUP🌙✨

FTWin quad to win :>

Courtesy of @kennakana.bsky.social, I decided to make an interaction chart between a few different groups of people within the comp scene that I think would benefit from a Career Fair. Share your thoughts below :0 🧡 & 🔁, let’s get this going! Let’s turn this ambition into reality :) #compsplatoon

#compsplatoon WE yes WE will be raising the line even further this season ‼️

#compsplatoon free agent hell has been getting to me low level eu players i want you 🫵

Splatoon Subway Takes #compsplatoon Proof of concept episode 0 now where do I go from here

has anyone tried having a team of 4 people intentionally clipfarming, surely if you have everyone ego playing youll get better results #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon #hyperdive

man i wish wiper got a third kit 😔

REQUESTING ALL GAS!!! 🔥🔥🔥 My team has been working on a Coach Training Program, and now we need to hear from YOU! 🫵 To gauge community interest in coaching and to help us know what kind of program people want to see, we made this short, 5 minute interest form! forms.gle/CUW5qC2FDZYA...

decided to use the new sendou tierlist to show my weapon pool as a zipcaster one trick! #compsplatoon

I think we should all just lock in and raise the line some more

is there a reason 99% of #compsplatoon trans girls are split between chargers and swords are we just better at the more difficult classes in the game

I need +2 for a pickup team for low ink we currently have a backline(me) and frontline #compsplatoon

my irrationally pissed off response to a harmless common trope

Limit testing? Nah silly maxxing.

once i 100% both silksong and za and can finally lock in for splatoon its over for yall #compsplatoon

My gameplay is not dogwater. It's puppygirl water. Get it right.

#compsplatoon bored and want to argue the term inconsistent has done so much damage to discussion about this game its insane, refering to viability of strategies and weapons as a whole as inconsistent when the game isnt gambling you can depend on mechs sometimes you dont need to only play safe shit

trans baddies

#compsplatoon if i see one more discussion of weapon viablity or whatever and i see a overall paint number come up im going to almost entirely disregard the point being made. stamper can get like 1500 paint a game but it sure isnt a paint weapon, its the paint on the map that matter not the number

for those who are not aware: wahoo world piss poster

if we're gonna have a jackpot controversy every other week why dont we just lock in and get enough players at top level that we can consistently beat them. if we cant ban them might as well be better at the game than them idk #compsplatoon

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