can people just….stop using Amazon unless there is literally no other option, I seriously do not understand

recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.

Many actors doing the new HP audio. Knowing what we know about JKR and still agreeing to make money for her to fund her blatant campaign of trans hate. Fuck them all.

Never forget that terfs are nothing more than a well funded minority.

NICE.

The Cambridge problem in a nutshell. Sod the people who actually live here…

I’d love to follow England in Sri Lanka but Talksport commentary makes me want to hit things. #cricketsky #thecricket

Me and my graphic designing other half both work from home. I hear the words ‘Why the fuck is Adobe…’ a lot.

Not to crowdsource my work but I grew up without a TV! For our sitcom, I need a list of very very famous ads from British TV over the years. Please link your favourite ones below and they may end up being a key plot point that saves the day. No pressure!

Hurray! Tim Dunn on Bluesky!

Reform, the Bin Juice Tories

Of course another Tory fascist has joined Reform 😒

Which do you think is more likely: - Starmer just happened to be sitting in a room in front of a huge photo of the aluminium smelting facility at Fort William - One of his aides created the entire image in AI and typoed "picture on the wall of bigpipes" instead of "bagpipes"

Late night timeline cleanse - pictures of your creatures judging you

Wishing a happy ‘Eric Cantona kung-fu kicked a racist yob in the crowd at Selhurst Park’ day to all who celebrate 👑 🎉 www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Much though I have enjoyed all of my many trips to the USA over forty or so years I have realised that I cannot go there any more until there is what we might call ‘regime change’ Like Iran they are killing their own citizens. Tragic

As predicted - higher than the national average Jackdaw sighting. Lower than the national average of actual birds. #biggardenbirdwatch

‘Reports about Alderaan’s explosion are conflicting,’ reports BBC News. ‘The Emperor says a “defensive shot” was fired, while others claim the planet was destroyed in an unprovoked attack’

Going to @rspb #biggardenbirdwatch shortly. It’s grey and windy and crap here in Cambridge so not holding out much nope of anything beyond the jackdaw family that live in our chimney stack

Who uses tube squeezers? Which brand / designs do you recommend? Mostly for plastic moisturiser and make up tubes. Ta x #reducereuserecycle

i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET

If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.

Boycott the World Cup. Cancel their Olympics.

Everyone in Britain will know what I mean when I say that I wish that was Paddington not Pingu

Personally I'd consider the Afghanistan remarks to be justification enough for the BBC to tell him to shove his lawsuit up his arse.

On behalf of Sgt Lee Davidson, a lovely lad from my school who got blown up in Helmand in Sept 2012. Get fucked, President Bonespurs. You are the worst of us:

with purpled hands

Jared AI Leto 🤝 Why do they keep forcing this on us?

🚨BOOM! Now over 90,000 signatures! The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is getting so close to the 100,000 needed. Let’s keep going! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Are the Oscars being nice to horror films because we ripped them a new one over the Tony Todd memoriam snub last year? #oscars #horrorsky #filmsky #moviesky #sinners #frankenstein

Comfort viewing for me. I watch the whole lot every year. Sometimes twice. The leads were fantastic and perfectly cast. Top notch guest stars too…

This might actually get me watching again. Shout out to those here who remember #vaginaorcake… #gbbo

Is ‘syphilitic dementia’ trending yet? #trump

This is what I just can't process. Twice. TWICE. Fkin Morons.

When he dies, or is ushered into the shadows, imagine. Not seeing his fucking lizard face, or having to decipher his haphazard bullshit every day, on and on, like a permanent news headache. Man, it's going to feel like the bright, calm, still dawn after a terrible and destructive storm.

So he's a crook as well as a grifter? What a surprise.... #Farage

Talk to everyone to know; Stop. Using. AI.

If Davos exploded today, killing the paedo and his billionaire mates, the world would improve 1097%

“Fully automated trains are an investment in the public transport of the future…” meanwhile, in Cambridge the GCP still wants to proceed with the busway plans conceived 15 years ago even as the growth stares back at us… www.railwaygazette.com/traction-and...

Me sitting down for Winterwatch to find it started at 7! Who knew?!? Good job I recorded it just in case…

first person to draw a gigantic knob on this has my heart forever

I can't wait to see the graffiti made by very real human beings that covers this piece of AI shite.

Glory grows guilty of detested crimes

I need a Bob Hale report for the Trump / Greenland / NATO stuff as I’m struggling to follow it all. Please @gregjenner.bsky.social - help me out 🫣 #horriblehistories

Rewatching Hammer House of Horror. The Thirteenth Reunion is brutal 🫣

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen #musicsky Dreadzone (lots) The Saw Doctors (lots) The Damned (lots) Steely Dan (a few) Kate Bush (one amazing night in Hammersmith, 2014)

D'aww. Some good news on an otherwise shitty Monday.

You’ll see a lot of posts today about #BlueMonday, supposedly 'the most depressing day of the year'. Don't buy into it. There’s zero scientific evidence behind it – it was invented in 2005 as a marketing stunt to sell holidays. 🧵