One of the reasons I love horror so much as an adult.

Des Linden 🐶 Young female Mixed Breed Adoptable from Badass Brooklyn Animal Rescue (Brooklyn, NY) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/des-linden-78381663/ny/brooklyn/badass-brooklyn-animal-rescue-ny1072/

Here are my top 10 fall dogs!

Simba 🐕‍🦺 Adult male Pomeranian mix Adoptable from Pet Haven Inc. of Minnesota (Minneapolis, MN) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/simba-78381529/mn/minneapolis/pet-haven-inc-of-minnesota-mn36/

Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days https://theonion.com/newborn-loses-faith-in-humanity-after-record-6-days-1819573929/

WE DID, IT WAS CALLED “HOLEY MOLEY,” WE NEVER APPRECIATED IT ENOUGH AND NOW IT’S GONE

Lambeau 🐾 Adult male Basset Hound Adoptable from Tri-State Basset Hound Rescue Inc. (Mays Landing, NJ) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/lambeau-78375939/nj/mays-landing/tri-state-basset-hound-rescue-inc-nj243/

Chance 🐶 Young male Terrier mix Adoptable from Humane Society of Northwest Louisiana (Shreveport, LA) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/chance-78375243/la/shreveport/humane-society-of-northwest-louisiana-la186/

A friend just called it a “circle kirk” and now that’s what we should all call it. (He also said he didn’t say it first, but can’t remember who did.)

Iris 🐶 Baby female Labrador Retriever mix Adoptable from House of Paws Dog Rescue (Kannapolis, NC) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/iris-78374302/nc/kannapolis/house-of-paws-dog-rescue-nc1075/

What movie do you consider perfect?

If you’re tired of high prices at the markets near you, find your local carniceria. You’ll always find better prices and fresh food for what it should be priced. #FoodSky

Simba 🦮 Adult male Rottweiler mix Adoptable from Huntsville Animal Control Facility (Huntsville, TX) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/simba-78369536/tx/huntsville/huntsville-animal-control-facility-tx2872/

Esha 🐾 Young female Labrador Retriever mix Adoptable from Double Dog Rescue (Unionville, CT) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/esha-78368667/ct/unionville/double-dog-rescue-ct309/

Elsie 🦮 Baby female Labrador Retriever mix Adoptable from New Beginnings Animal Rescue (Southaven, MS) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/elsie-78362617/ms/southaven/new-beginnings-animal-rescue-ms235/

Bentley 🐾 Baby male Anatolian Shepherd mix Adoptable from Wiregrass Animal Group (Enterprise, AL) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/bentley-78362471/al/enterprise/wiregrass-animal-group-al471/

Jones 🐶 Young male Terrier mix Adoptable from Houston SPCA (Houston, TX) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/jones-78362410/tx/houston/houston-spca-tx403/

Ziggy Asap! 🦮 Young male Pit Bull Terrier mix Adoptable from WKODIT (La Honda, CA) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/ziggy-asap-78359243/ca/la-honda/wkodit-ca874/

which one is in trump’s cabinet bc idk: thread

Scarlet 🐾 Baby female Yorkshire Terrier Adoptable from West Valley Animal Rescue (Goodyear, AZ) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/scarlet-78344111/az/goodyear/west-valley-animal-rescue-az764/

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Since I posted a kitten a little while ago I thought I should also post puppies. They’re available for adoption from Beautiful Together Animal Sanctuary in Chapel Hill, NC.

Bans on books, media, and news are all connected. Let’s keep fighting censorship of all kinds. Support independent booksellers, media, publishers, and businesses working to share essential stories. And support the authors and journalists telling these essential stories.

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Do this to voice your outrage at Disney's unjust cancellation of Kimmel and other people's shows for simply practicing their free speech, ASAP.

how do you do, fellow kittens

Duke 🐕‍🦺 Adult male Terrier Adoptable from WagmorPets (Studio City, CA) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/duke-78324469/ca/studio-city/wagmorpets-ca2839/

Bena 🐾 Young female Dachshund mix Adoptable from Dekalb County Animal Adoption Center (Fort Payne, AL) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/bena-78321682/al/fort-payne/dekalb-county-animal-adoption-center-al240/

Big Mac-foster Home Needed 🐶 Adult male Goldendoodle Adoptable from Fluffy Dog Rescue (Hartland, WI) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/big-mac-foster-home-needed-78319272/wi/hartland/fluffy-dog-rescue-wi266/

Congressman Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell.bsky.social Swalwell to the FCC chair: "get a lawyer."

Apple – Super Sweet Cruelty Survivor Looking for Her Hero! 🐾 Young female American Staffordshire Terrier mix Adoptable from Rescue Coop (Conway, SC) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/apple-super-sweet-cruelty-survivor-looking-for-her-hero-78318643/sc/clemson/rescue-coop-sc566/

Too bad I can’t watch because I will be cancelling Disney+ later today.

La La Land has now joined the Letterboxd Five Million Watched Club 🎹🎵

Analysis | To get himself back on the air, Jimmy Kimmel must call for the execution of homeless people.

cats have begun

Don’t argue with strangers on the internet.

🚨 Join us TODAY at 12 PM at the main Disney Gate at 2201 W Alameda Ave in Burbank to protest ABC and tell them to bring back #JimmyKimmel.🚨 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

Bear 🦮 Young male Great Pyrenees Adoptable from Madison Oglethorpe Animal Shelter (Danielsville, GA) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/bear-78316839/ga/danielsville/madison-oglethorpe-animal-shelter-ga204/

FYI: Toxie comes home later this month as Macon Blair’s THE TOXIC AVENGER mops up a Digital release date, with a physical media release to follow in time for Halloween.

BATTLE AWAITS. HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.

Alright I have something useful for you to do. Think of any teachers and librarians you know. Do they know about Skype a scientist? Our program matches classrooms & other groups w/scientists for virtual Q&As. It’s free! They can sign up here! www.skypeascientist.com/sign-up.html #Edusky #StemED

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The best thing Kimmel could do right now is do what the Right does when it is deplatformed: replatform yourself on another service, go live, and dunk on the administration harder than ABC would ever have allowed him to. Go full South Park on them. Do an hour on Patel lying under oath about Epstein.

The union representing the musicians from Jimmy Kimmel’s band releases a statement calling the FCC’s pressure on Disney “state censorship.”

I was told there would be a handbasket.

Chance 🐶 Adult female Pit Bull Terrier Adoptable from Associated Humane Societies (Newark, NJ) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/chance-78299663/nj/newark/associated-humane-societies-nj01/

New on What's Alan Watching?: my review of Netflix's "Black Rabbit," starring Jude Law and Jason Bateman as two brothers in trouble with the mob:

Brioche 🐶 Adult female Cairn Terrier mix Adoptable from Second Leash On Life (San Diego, CA) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/brioche-78294287/ca/san-diego/second-leash-on-life-ca2909/

Post a movie you LOVE with a terrible rotten tomatoes score (seriously though this score is just dumb)