watching Dave Grohl say Kurt Cobain would have loved the Green Yuri and saying "Well yeah, tons of trans girls love that manga, so it makes sense that—" before being tackled at 130 mph by Mungo the Discourse Gorilla

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dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

Evil Maid cafe where all the provided chargers are O.MG cables

Considering making this with Aussie Lemonade 👀

hmmm. hmmmmmmm. hmmm. hm

From another federal worker in another area of government: "lessons identified are not always lessoned learned" I have never heard something so office-coded be so breathtakingly punchy before and I am so excited to wield that one in the future

@pearblossomva.bsky.social informed me that she'd done a collab reading with @princesslil.bsky.social and of course it was too good to not draw so here we are :p bsky.app/profile/pear...

I'm tempted to do the math on how long online services tend to last and do it retroactively, like "if the playstation 1 had existed in a time when digital only games were possible, Sony would have deleted all your games back in 2003"

The Overton window keeps sliding.

oh my god petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...

you ought to include the followup post which points out that touhou has been doing this the whole time

I’m really glad to see this. It’s also wild that by long overdue here we mean *two centuries*. Two centuries of ruling elites consolidating more and more land in fewer and fewer hands while those forced to the streets were criminalised

This passage stood out to me, and I see it everywhere in real life.

"Would you like me to wear one of them," the mask-maker asks, "just slip one on and make myself obvious? Be a caring domme or a feral beast or an eager sub," it gestures towards the masks hanging on its wall as it speaks, "with a set of matching needs and wants made obvious for your consumption?"

Not to be the hottest butch bitch alive but in the last week I have: - Fixed the suspension on a housemate's bike - Replaced the filter and filter housing in my washing machine - Played locksmith after a housemate got locked out by jimmying the latch with half a sawed-up plastic bucket.

My hot take is that TADC is just IStTVG by and for TikTokers and Tumblrites.

New article about hypnosis and arousal OUT NOW! MANY ways of effectively suggesting arousal including indirect methods, plus creating persistent sexual headspaces and how to use arousal as an ingredient for trance and suggestibility. There's a LOT in this one! 5.5k www.patreon.com/sleepingirl/...

Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).

who did this to me

It's Yuri Day! Sparkles everywhere.

Mosslyn ♥️

Rewatching The Big O for the first time in a while. It's still my all-time favorite TV show. Such a masterful example of wearing your influences on your sleeve (Batman TAS, Metropolis, Giant Robo) while being 100% unique. Also its influence on Dark Science is so strong I'm probably a hack 🤓

i did a small animation supporters on my ko-fi can see more wips and process videos sometimes too and also get discounted commissions :--3 ko-fi.com/tofu

This weekend DoorDash tweeted about the World Cup but repeatedly tagged T-Pain, as if they were mixing him up with NZ soccer player Tim Payne. T-Pain got in on it too, acting confused. Turns out it was all a "partnership." No ad disclosure on any of the posts. www.theverge.com/news/954145/...

some things are universal

Inventing a fun new game where I try to learn all the masonic handshakes by watching parliamentlive.tv

Typoed "I hop" instead of "I hope" in the group chat and now I'm getting spammed with bunny gifs, I'm afraid it's over for me

Fundraiser entertainment

Everyone’s doing it~

RT myself to save a life. This one was heinous. Remember for whom the bell tolls — all phishing attempts are stupid and obvious until the one that catches you when you’re exhausted, high, disregulated, or old.

thinking of melting and not going back

more kink, no cops

writing erotica on the clock feels so fucking good dude

It's Fangs in Your Neck Friday ⚢

Getting groomed on kik bouta make a comeback for the new generation

Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.

Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.

- to have accidentally injured oneself in a bizarre or embarrassing way - to have struck up conversation with a stranger in an unlikely place - to have suddenly and strongly flirted with someone purely for the sake of flustering them

One thing you learn when you're in academia for a while is how much stuff experts are just sitting on like "yeah I'll get around to it" and then their funding runs out so they Don't get around to it

The intimacy of a well-drilled gun crew, where thought and action are blended between constituent components until multiple bodies act as one, is kinda like a hypnotised harem pleasing their Master (the gun) if you think about it.

I want to emphasize this because it’s trans history. In the 80s and 90s a lot of trucking companies paid well and covered transition care. There were a lot of trans women that took jobs as truckers, transitioned, and quietly disappeared into their lives. Nothing white collar about it.

"This is delicious but it shouldn't exist" - me, of some sugary abomination that my girlfriend just ordered on a coffee date

A submissive is a type of semi-autonomous guided weapon.

"allows U.S. intelligence agencies to spy on targets abroad without a warrant"; democrats must be *really* ticked off to let that one go. I'm sure there will be an executive order and I would love to see one (1) tech company stand up to that in court

The irony is they are replacing all their non-union humans with agents run by a single organization that can demand changes in wages (aka token costs) overnight without bargaining.