Just realized I have an almond grandpa 😭😭mannn that’s where my mom gets it from. I just wanna eat in peace 😫

One more weeeeek and I’m free from stupid made up math forever

Getting sick, period just started and I have a flight tonight oooo God must think I’m his biggest baddest soldier 😩

Spotify wrapped is chopped. How is Drake my #2 artist when I only listened to one song of his this year

We didn’t even take a pic of our dinner we got down to bidness 🤣🤣 great night with my awesome friends

so im going to be there for christmas and NYE smh medellin will have to wait :(

This wave of performative content is really irritating asf. Anything for clicks and views and “popularity 🙄

YES TF SHE DID!!!!! YA’LL KNOW I HATE A BERENSTAIN BEAR MOUTH!!!!!!

THIS is who i want shapewear and titty tape from. Got that rack FLOATING!

there was a free concert this weekend and I saw 3oh!3, gym class heroes and good charlotte. they were all awesome and it was a great nostalgia kick :) i need more concerts in my life

he probably thought it was daytime for 3 minutes

My fave cartoons (below TV-14) of all time 1. Pepper Ann 2. Recess 3. Invader Zim 4. Ed, Edd, n Eddy 5. Angry Beavers 6. Hey Arnold 7. Teen Titans 8. Dexter's Lab 9. Bob's Burgers 10. X-Men Evolution

I’ve been plotting and scheming over my career path for a minute but this feels like a great pivot

Think I found my career path

delicious pizza with hot honey, prosciutto, and burrata and a pumpkin hojiucha....10/10

Folks who voted for this shouldn’t get the benefits we’ll have when we shut this shit down. Matter of fact they should be - *phone cuts off*

Pickleball yesterday, golf today 😆 I’m basically a world class athlete. But I’m sooo sore so no Pilates today

Me mentally preparing myself for another week

:( no japan for me

When they go low, we go to hell. R.I.P Councilman Mays. You are missed 🥹

She looking like “tf would I give it back???🤨” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

i don't want an aunt gladys prequel i want a sequel about the nephew. i want him to dabble in the dark arts and attempt to restore his parents' sanity #weapons

let’s run up the same engagement y’all did last night for this, yeah 🥴

And what about it

Me irritated because my body woke me up early during a weekend

it would cost me $600 for a roundtrip train trip from las vegas to detroit :( and by bus its $400 this is so crazy how is it more expensive than a flight

Did pickleball with my mom but I signed us up for a padel clinic 😂 I’m going to convert her I don’t care for pickleball.

speaking to myself in a language of softness

i’ve been seeing a lot of people waking up to the denzel washington in much ado about nothing… it’s never too late to realize in that movie denzel was on demon time. romance is where the real actors are born. this why johnathan bailey is thriving. he gets this.

Argentina got those tasty empanadas and the lil tangos & milongas but it’s not worth $20B 😭😭😭

Fuck Ronaldo but I can’t stop saying “el click” 😭 he cooked with that ngl

Dude can’t dance for shit. I want my fucking money back

I also feel like big chopping because the bleached hair is pissing me off but lemme clean and get rid of everything else first

We’re moving and I kinda wanna toss all my furniture and get brand new shit. I’ve had allll of my stuff for almost 10 years now. I just don’t connect with it anymore. I’m a different bih now. And I also feel like I’ve been dragging around old vibes and stuff even though I cleanse/clean everything

I think I would be more productive about my schoolwork if I was more productive about my hobby time…

Praying that I get to make it to Detroit for thanksgiving 🙏🏾🙏🏾 my grandma just wants to see all her grandkids together for the first time ever :’(

I want to go to a Unitarian church but the last time I did that my ex literally ran out because he didn’t see any black people 😭 “this is weird I don’t feel safe. We can’t be the only niggas here” But I want to try again because my views align with their views.

The weather is so beautiful right now but I wanna have a twilight feeling. Maybe a Seattle/portland trip ?

Abolish all Sagiterrorists!!!!!! 🫣🤭😂

Prop 50 passed, Mamdani won, Anok Yai is model of the year. The world is healing.

Fall in the Midwest arguably the best time of year

Damn is everybody celibate now 🤣

Im addicted to reformer Pilates again. We getting thiccc this winter !!

I’m still believe in Christianity, Jesus, and all of that but I’m so over organized religion and Christians 😭

Looked up Mayan astrology and that shit accurate af. But all of the systems have been very accurate. It’s so interesting how different cultures across the millennia have come to the same conclusions based on the stars. Spirituality is so dope

And the mercury retrograde is in Scorpio so I think it’s going through my 1st house ? Double whim whammy 😭

This Taurus full moon is already messing me up. It rules my 7H 😔 releasing blocking removing all relationships (platonic and romantic) and the memories attached to them. None of this really matters fr fr

I had so much hope lmao