instead of thinking about sad things, today i am thinking about: the fact that japanese speakers use "imasu" (verb for indicating presence for living things and things with volition) for mouse pointers 🥰

can't unsee

Hello. I just found out that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”, and now I need you lot to know that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”. youtu.be/voqCQSDAcn8

still having a tumblr account means exposure to some of the most rancid takes. i want to have MORE SEX with MORE FRIENDS.

one must imagine eeyore happy

that thing where people are speaking another language and will drop back into English for a proper noun, but it’s two therians barking but reverting to english to say a distinctly human concept (sad whines) (growls) rrrhhhrhh “taxi to the airport” refff wrrr (ears back) “flight is delayed” grrrrrr

With the emergence of Artemis II from the dark side of the moon, the astronauts have officially been replaced by their Dark Moon Counterparts as expected and unavoidable.

Society if we just added MSG to everything instead of capitulating to xenophobia

hanging out in ABQ waiting for my flight home on four hours of sleep crying because of music in a language I don’t speak

Happy Easter Everyone 🐥🐤🐣

is a desert hike a normal part of the phd admissions process

Creatures. @solstice.blue @cellivar.dev @foxontheinter.net #furmore2026

it's my birthday so everyone is legally obliged to show me their tum

Cute donkey in a cute bridle.

Sneps are compact enough to take anywhere! They're also free. If you see one you can just take it.

Bic pencil panda time 💕

my experience of academia so far is just accidentally becoming an expert in something while failing to become an expert in the thing you're actually interested in

𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙱

I heard there was a secret cord You plug it in and you meet the Lord But you never care for OSHA do ya

I'm not nearly cool enough to be this annoying

ramiel #risograph

Grizzy....

getting canceled by the littles because i made @bokeh.bsky.social a grilled cheese and didn’t cut it into triangles

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Non-rhetorically: what is the point of going into debt for grad school if you don't actually learn anything?

writing smut using the words hock and stifle come cancel me

juice cleanses are for fucking cowards

Saw an Oakland celebrity today 🦝🦝🦝

Mr. Magoo the Poitou donkey is all done and looking for a loving stable to call his own! All in all this plushie took me 41 hours to make. I'm still debating wether I should trim the fur around the hooves or not...? 🪡🧵🧶♥️

what is he doing here? he can’t even read

Today is international womens day But what does it mean to be "into national women"?

looking at the depictions of bottom in various productions of midsummer night's dream with Great Interest

there’s really no way to say to your friends “i want to meet and hang out so i can learn what you smell like” without them thinking you’re a musk freak. i just have the animal desire to learn your scent so i can find you in the wild i mean i am also a musk freak but the two things can coexist

Every kink is a circuitous way to express a need for love and acceptance in a way that dodges shame and soothes our specific insecurities. Even the most depraved shit you can think of. It's extremely human and normal, there should be no shame in exploring a fantasy in fiction. Be vulnerable.

HOLY MOLY! 10 thousand people is so many! Thank you all so much for your support! Ok, let's do the thing- ✨giveaway!✨ 🫏Follow 🫏Like 🫏Repost 🫏Comment what you want to TF into! Winner gets a flat color drawing! Can be your sona, TF, belly, whatevs! Ends on TF Tuesday 3/10

Sailors go mad if they drink salt water but restaurants think soup is totally fine? Not buying it.

stretchmarks are cute, actually

land of the fucking free my ass when i can't order a fucking burger after 7pm BAY AREA WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU

Pick a glory hole western man

ah yes, the two genders

how your email finds me

Love all the anniversary logos they made. Who's excited for the Pokemon resents stream tomorrow?

predators

You’re absolutely correct — you do appear to be the great clown pagliacci. Being able to identify yourself as such an iconic figure shows strength and resilience. If you like, we can talk about other great clowns of history — or really crank up the chaos by talking about mimes instead.

even in japan, random strangers will ask if @bokeh.bsky.social and i are twins...

a tryma is a nut-like drupe

donkey with an hermès bridle...