zank chom recupt

my therapist: [heavy sigh] for the last time, the milk products chart is not real, it cannot hurt you the milk products chart:

terry’s chocolate onion

apparently my only use case for my watch's reminders app is dictating half-asleep nonsense to troll my waking self with

those who forget tronc are doomed to repeat it

my favourite part of blfc is getting here early and watching the place slowly transition from a casino to a furry convention (in a casino)

(it's officially Halo 36 now)

Panning through my abdominal CT repeating "why, why would you put someone together like this, whyyyyyy"

Stop glancing at your phone while driving. Every glance is a roll of the dice. What are you going to miss in those 2 seconds? Maybe nothing, but you are risking lives. Yours and others. One glance down you miss a dog , a car, a person. Please. Stop gambling a hundred times every time you drive

Be Yote, Do Crimes 🐺🗡 [ #art #commissions ]

threatening bathroom energy (also, threatening energetic bathroom)

Coyote dilemma: do I even bother scavenging this abandoned Akai S6000, missing its front panel, that’s probably broken even if it had all its bits

tracking

Hey, #ruby folks! I've been one of the #RubyGems maintainers for the last decade. Ruby Central has forcefully taken control of the RubyGems organization on GitHub, the `rubygems-update` and `bundler` gems on rubygems[.]org, and more. You can read the details here: pup-e.com/goodbye-ruby...

aint no mosh pit like a bouncy castle mosh pit holy fuck

“Bedknobs and Broomsticks is Gravity’s Rainbow for kids” - @bokeh.bsky.social

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

"Focus on the Family" try focusing on being dead you dead bitch

And the award for longest reverb tail goes to… the Pacific Ocean!

oh you asked grok? you asked chatgpt? well I asked the shadows on the wall and they told me they were really real and that i should stay in the cave

fun coyote therian activity: get a big plush snake you can repeatedly toss up in the air and then roll around on to get its scent all over you, maybe lavender-filled?

Nuclear nonproliferation is a hot topic, and we're going to see a lot of ill-informed takes about it over the next few weeks. If you want a discussion of the current situation in Iran from actual experts, this discussion from the Bulletin is a good use of an hour: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EkR...

This would be the largest public lands sell-off in modern U.S. history and it's happening with no hearings, no debate, and no public input. See what public lands would be available for sale: www.wilderness.org/articles/med...

support your local yote businesses [ #furry #furryart #art ]

Popular Coyote Compliments: - You're triangles are looking obtuse today - Your ears look like the Sydney Opera house - You should be restrained and tied up - Your fur is a carpet of deceipt and mischief. - Your pointy face could poke a hole right through the tender sky.

come play fursuit friday with me 📸: @hom.ph

Home from FWA! Had some great meals with wonderful company, yapped my head off in suit with a bunch of coyotes and other lovely creatures, and otherwise just basked in the spectacle of a con that was easily twice the size of any I’d done before.

Goddammit, stop drinking the fabric of space and time, you’re gonna throw up.

Incidentally, since almost all the physical books from major publishers in the US are printed in China, that probably just increased the price by 50%, which massively lowers sales and means publishers will do much smaller print runs.

ITS QUIZNOS COYOTE DAY !!!!! HE IS 18 YEARS OLD TODAY :)))

Yip! Cactus Dog is open for 1 fursuit commission slot with a 4 month delivery window If you have ever wanted a fursuit from us now is your chance! Fill out a commission application at: bit.ly/cdf-application All details are in the application form Earlier submissions chosen first!

welp, the jig is up I guess www.sfgate.com/local/articl...

AUSTRALIAN DORITOS HAVE RADIUSED CORNERS HOW CAN COYOTES DEAL WITH THIS

Oh my god, they just unintentionally wrecked a ton of red team playbooks at the NSA popular.info/p/the-nsas-b...

lil ice age x

correction: sunlight is not, in fact, the best disinfectant. the best disinfectant is actually fluorine. we apologize for any inconvenience this error may have caused.

RIP minidisc, you were too cool for this world www.engadget.com/home/home-th...

the simultaneous disappointment that your trinitite specimens aren't particularly hot and relief that your trinitite specimens aren't particularly hot

Cisco wave with the crew 📞🎶 #FurCon2025 w/ @alpineshep.bsky.social @kartfox.bsky.social @reograyfox.bsky.social 📷 @braytonbadger.bsky.social

I give up. Go (lemon) hog wild. Fuck around, find out.

I wish I could be half as comfortable as this coyote

whole sugar cane whole sugar cane WHOLE SUGAR CANE

big'un

shout out to the gremlin who put this in the PLC registry (handles are SUPPOSEDLY "at most 253 characters long" but I guess that wasn't validated here) that PDS endpoint is a nice touch too web.plc.directory/did/did:plc:...

unattended coyote puppies will be given a red bull and a bbq lighter

“petit fours” is french for “three”

A perfect specimen! (commission)

Coyote and fam baking cookies (don’t worry the coyote is fireproof and needs no glove)

sometimes being a dom (a liberal arts major) means encouraging your sub (a software engineer) to do acts of service (the computer science part of your thesis)