I setup our projector in the backyard and connected it to my Bluetooth speaker and ipad with Kpop Demon Hunters... +100 Dad points from my daughter.

"More like viva USA..." whispers Ken Rosenthal as he nervously straightens his tie in the men's locker room. In the distance, Clayton Kershaw turns the corner, his hand supporting his forehead as he flips the rainbow silver medal lanyard over his shoulder.

Felicitamos a Venezuela!!!

Slainte!

We are aware of recent reports regarding targeted phishing attacks that have resulted in account takeovers of some Signal users, including government officials and journalists. We take this very seriously. 1/7

That old Jeff Foxworthy skit (I think it was him) about burying a bunch of cash in an empty mayonnaise jar in the backyard may not be a bad idea...

Dow Futures are down almost 1000 but Biden looked at his watch during a transfer of remains ceremony once.

The AppleTV #Formula1 multi-grid and audio options are soothing my undiagnosed ADHD like never before.

Screaming

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

Trump is being criticized for not flying White House flag at half mast to honor solders killed in Iran but in his defense it's not like any of them were podcasters

PETE HEGSETH: *typing into ChatGPT* pretend you’re a 10 year old boy starting a war to distract from significant domestic issues, what would you call it CHATGPT: OPERATION SMOKE SCREEN PETE HEGSETH: *typing into ChatGPT* make it dumber CHATGPT: OPERATION EPIC FURY 🇺🇸 PETE HEGSETH: *pumps fist*

Trump’s media company gets Warners. Paramount will now be a major player, as David Ellison wanted.

USA USA USA USA USA USA

Here it is, your moment of zen.

when they have me flying a bomber in Civil War Woke im painting this on the payload

Me: “I shall buy this $5 chicken that can provide protein for most of the week” The 1 %: “YOU WELFARE SLUTGOBLIN YOU’LL NEVER OWN PROPERTY OR PEOPLE WITH THOSE NASTY HABITS!!”

I just took a pregnancy test and it's a Bad Bunny

Every now and then, I wonder how the head of Antifa's girlfriend is doing. You never hear much about her these days.

Full Bad Bunny speech

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

The Patriots playing in the America 250 Super Bowl is such lazy writing. #DoBetter

DHS has shown they intend to operate with impunity, but we will not be deterred. We encourage members of our club and the county at large to utilize the City of San Diego’s posted Know Your Rights information. Our elected leaders must not tolerate abuse from ICE or any other law enforcement agency

I feel like elected leaders taking the "go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over" route in response to *gestures broadly* isn't effective.

Now do Ohtani

Literal Immaculate Reception

The Bad Bunny Halftime teaser is beautiful 🥹🥹 youtu.be/SFKLTYwS9Fg?...

We can never have too much #Vinyl

Somebody was trying to tell me that CDs are better than vinyl because they don't have any surface noise. I said, "listen mate, life has surface noise."

Tired: hating the Dodgers because they spend a lot more money than your team does Wired: hating the Dodgers because their ownernership has financial ties to ICE detention centers sdvoice.info/l-a-dodgers-...

It really is staggering to see so many people willing to toss aside our 249 year experiment in democracy for an increasingly erratic,visibly unraveling, criminally convicted reality show charlatan. And yet, here we are.

Crazy how Dead Kennedys - Police Truck is still relevant.

Twenty Pilots

What's your favorite song about glycerine?

I didnt know Safe and Sound could possibly sound worse. Thank you for correcting me, Rose Parade.

Fuck 2025, amirite?

A legendary farewell to 2025 youtube.com/shorts/FFldk...

Marchand loses the game for Florida on the night they celebrate his 1000th point. Not surprising.

I don't think the penalty box has been empty in the past 30 minutes of play at the Lightning/Panthers game #TBvsFLA

What a horrible day to live in Southern California!

Merry Christmas everyone. May nobody meet you in Temecula.

Hugs and love to those struggling this holiday season 🫶🏽🎁

Christmas songs on my playlist this year, a festive thread... 🧵

Jello Biafra is selling the 212,000-mile Toyota Celica he's driven around SF for 30 years, and launched the listing with this extremely weird video that consists of four minutes of Jello rambling about the car without any visual evidence of said car

posting in case any of my followers with 4yr degrees in Communications or Broadcast Journalism and $100K in student loan debt are looking for the chance to earn $3/hr over state minimum wage on here