Jello Biafra is selling the 212,000-mile Toyota Celica he's driven around SF for 30 years, and launched the listing with this extremely weird video that consists of four minutes of Jello rambling about the car without any visual evidence of said car

posting in case any of my followers with 4yr degrees in Communications or Broadcast Journalism and $100K in student loan debt are looking for the chance to earn $3/hr over state minimum wage on here

San Diego: Zonis go home Also San Diego: WE WELCOME THE UNIVERSITY OF ARIZONA (The worst possible Arizona residents in existence, mind you)

Drag him.

Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.

The "Dog Park" commercial by Progressive kinda slaps

I should call her..

California has announced a new online portal for you to report any misconduct by federal agents and officers across the state. The portal allows you to submit photos and videos and be informed about possible legal actions the state may take.

Somewhere, someone is under the impression that "Bark Griswold" is an appropriate pet name.

Sometimes my dog looks like Kash Patel.

Good to see the NFL put the most thrilling game on when most of the country is in their food coma

A pleasant Drinksgiving to those who celebrate!

Lol unserious sport

people always post those contrived and inaccurate maps but this is the most truthful map i've ever seen:

Going from a Rolls Royce in 2023 to a convertible pink Lego car is all you need to know about how the #LVGP has progressed. #Formula1

"What Verstappens in Vegas stays in Vegas" @f1tv.bsky.social Stfu

Crawwwwwlliing iiiinnnn my skiiiiiin

He said "Amen" straight into the drop Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

F1 is pain

Which is the bigger threat for this #VegasGP? 🔲 Max Verstappen 🔲 Lando Norris 🔲 Manhole Covers

#VegasGP is still a fucking joke. The manhole cover problem still hasn't been fixed??

Ordering our Mom's Pie for Thanksgiving. Pre-ordering for pickup is the only way to go. 🦃🥧

Is anyone else hoping that this is indicative of the end? Or did I buy this bottle of 62 year Dalmore for nothing

NOOOO this guy was so nice!! I met him a few times at filmings of the show..

They stopped publishing the Farmer's Almanac before we got GTA VI abcnews.go.com/US/farmers-a...

Hardly the running of the Red Bulls in Sao Paulo today

I've never agreed with something harder until now

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

The hilarious part about the right melting down about the NYC Mayor results is the list of red states saying "WE'RE FULL." As if people are going to flee their $3500/month studio apartment for farm country.

We live in such a weird time.

The Kentucky Governor is a registered Democrat, so you can probably guess how this will go.

25 years of Punk Rock Bowling, and they're wrapping it up. No PRB2026. I really resent that work pulled me away from it for the last few years...

LF Tommy Pham elected free agency.

Los Angeles, CA - LAPD once again calling unlawful assembly outside of the Douglas bar as fans are watching the dodger game via laptop and radio the bar turned the tv off. About 30 minutes ago, they called it for the first time and said 5 minutes. Now giving 20 minutes to disperse. Top of the 10th.

Once again: I am not sharing my drugs with your fucking kids

My faith in certain sections of society has been renewed with the number of stories I keep reading. Businesses, groups, and individuals are coming out of the woodwork to provide assistance to federal employees and people who, for reasons beyond their control, are losing access to SNAP.

In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us.

Walking into tomorrow, week #3 of working for "free"

A BRILLIANT DRIVE FROM OLLIE! 😮‍💨🐻 It's a career-best P4 finish for the #HaasF1Team driver 👏 #F1 #MexicoGP #OllieBearman

Bressi Ranch still slays the Halloween decore, just in case anyone was wondering.

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Wow! Very impressive for them to do all of this in 2020 while Trump was president and they weren't in the government! Very normal post from the President of the United States!

Brian Schatz: "This is not about money. There is enough money to bail out Argentina with $20b. There is enough money to purchase a brand new aircraft for $173m for Noem. There is enough money to renovate the WH ballroom. What there isn't enough money for under this Republican government is you."

Big brain baseball, folks

Sacre bleu!