Except the dodgers literally spent the most in baseball then won a title . . .

Happy Holidays Bitch ❤️🎄✨❤️

Trump reading this:

Finally watched the new Superman. The most unbelievable part about it was that the news actually reported reality and there were consequences to bad guys doing bad things

Aliens watching the humans be petty and play war games while they abduct people and do weird experiments on them while tapping into the infinite consciousness of the universe and chuckling at how they used to act like kids too over 10 million years ago

they're hiding that booger sugar with that blue ocean jewel, better waste em

Washington Post: “But should we really believe that a woman who’s dedicated her life to making a positive impact in children’s lives and is universally loved actually wants kids to live? This author argues why that premise is built on a foundation of sand”

Now nobody can say that the San Diego Padres are going into 2026 half-cocked

Teoscar Hernandez YOU are a San Diego Padre

Wait, did we actually just see a replay of an ACTUAL play of this Aztecs basketball game? How much did that cost them on the Mountain West app? 🤯🤯🤯

Breeder kink couple had a Tuvix accident

Inflation and tariffs, America’s “natural” ozempic 🥰

Mud forever!

“Don’t use Spotify, or you support ICE. Don’t use Apple Music, or you support sweat shops. Don’t use Tidal, or you support Jay Z who’s stabbed and sexually assaulted people. Dont use CDs or records, or you support microplastics killing infants. Dont listen to music, unless you hate the deaf”

I thought this was Don Tricker’s job?

Surely thus influx of revenue to the Padres will result in big ticket free agent signings 👀

A father + mother tell me today they wanted to withdraw care on their child after months of effort and no progress. They were finally at peace. Hours later, calls back with other family reversing the decision, seemingly coerced into it. Rough . . . Welcome to the PICU Alan 💔

But will Kristi Noem fill out the necessary paperwork in between her Botox appointments and Home Depot raids?

The good guys sign 25-year-old-OF Jace Bowen to be the new President of Baseball Operations of the “Presented by WWE Survivor Series and Fanduel: San Diego Padres 🤎💛 When asked why they were going with another “Jace” after the Tingler debacle, Erik Greupner simply responded with a meme:

With 71 minutes left to play, surely the San Diego team can still win this game 👍

340 of those bunts were called by Mike Shildt

James Cameron on Hitler: “Sure he exterminated millions of Jews like rats, but you gotta admire his passion for the arts”

Brewers offer:

AJ Preller definitely asked Ryan Helsley to be a starter

Boy math

What Stephen Miller sees before he cums

OMG this show . . . 😭💔

What will happen first? The deportation of every non-white in America? Or An extension for AJ Preller?

HBO Max has a STUPID deal for $2.99/month for the next YEAR if you sign up by Dec 1st. Guess it’s finally time to watch “The Pitt” 😭

First Thanksgiving in many years that I’ve spent alone, as I began a new job in the midwest, but I’ve never been happier with where I’m at in my career, family relationships, and understanding of myself. I have so much to be thankful for, and I’m eternally grateful to have made it to this point 🙏❤️

Remember, it’s about being with the people you care about most. Happy Thanksgiving 🥰🦃

I’m glad Michigan is handling Gonzaga. That means that SDSU is actually like the #2 team in the country or something, probably

Don’t know why Shark Fin Soup is so popular when Shark Coochie is far tastier and less destructive

Blue Jays paid $210 million for a guy that’s gonna throw 3 innings of 1 run ball and 7 strikeouts in his lone playoff appearance and go 12 wins + 12 losses each year

Bro’s retirement was shorter than Roger Clemens’ 😭

Ken Rosenthal saying Fernando Tatis Jr is on the trade block, just like how Max Scherzer was traded to the Padres

Having Thanksgiving with a family of Padres fans and a family of Reds fans and if one of them tells me they like bunts, I'll fix myself two plates and leave

But, if we have another government shutdown then people can just visit our national parks for free, so we should all just keep hoping for more frequency and longer shutdowns to save a buck and increase tourism 👍

Saw the last name and for a second figured it was just another horrendous take from this dude

New York Times: “Brazil makes controversial ruling on former President who did what he believed was right in service of the people, some arguing there is no more noble an endeavor, even putting Jesus to shame”

2026 San Diego Padres is the beginning of a new dynasty

Sure the Aztecs might be losing badly out the gate, but at least we aren’t playing against a powerhouse like Troy

Empire’s thirst for black blood is never sated

Found on Facebook mareketplace: “This holiday season, get something special for the Mets fan in your life” 🎄

Imai Tatsuya YOU are a San Diego Padre 😎

If we were truly the greatest country on earth we would require a uniform be worn anytime we wanted to use public transportation. The uniforms would be made through prison labor and a new full set sent to our homes each month with automatic deductions from our paychecks. Jesus would want this

Sure we’re running out of water, science is being attacked, and people are dying unnecessarily due to billionaires and their lord of the rings fantasies, but at least we can take pictures of people at parties and have Grok do vulgar roasts of them

“What Would Jesus Do? 🥰”

Fox News: “Wow! Why would Mamdani tell Trump to do this? Socialism MUST be stopped!! 🤬”