I am but a simple smol bean and just want to see Mason Miller pitch the 9th and strike out the side

The San Diego Padres are on pace for 111 Wins

Hmmm, was that on porpoise to back-up Tatis? 🤔

Campusano missed that ABS challenge on purpose to throw off the batter to get him to hit a lazy ground out to end the inning #4dChess

Kids yelling “Over-Rated!!” at Randy Arozarena don’t know ball

After watching broken former all stars like Mark Prior (failed rehab), Josh Johnson (failed rehab), and Jake Arrieta (disaster post-all star trade) try to keep it going with the Padres… watching reclamation project Walker Buehler actually SHOVE is a shock to the system.

That 2nd base Umpire is friends with Dustin Pedroia

Walker Texas Ranger dies (played by a bigot-ass-bitch) and Walker “San Diego Padre” Buehler uses his old dodger-black -magic to absorb Chuck Norris’ life force and start pitching like an Ace:

Is Luis Campusano the best catcher in the history of the San Diego Padres? 🤔

wheeeeeeeeeeee!

The San Diego Padres are on pace for 108 Wins

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Is it possible that Xander Bogaerts is actually UNDERpaid?!? 🤔

Manny cares, that’s why he challenged

The were dodger fans dressed as Padres fans to make us look bad when they started this fight

Nicky P died and Randy turned back into a pumpkin. Cool, cool, cool…

I’ve seen enough . . . Time to bring up J.P. Sears

Fermin wears dodger gear and now he’s injured!?! 😭

If Mike Shildt were still manager he would immediately pull Randy Vasquez after giving up 2 runs and send him down to Triple-A

Manny Machado: “Yeah I mean Jackie Robinson Day is huge, you know none of us would be here right now if it weren’t for him. That’s why I continue to support President Donald J Trump, it’s what Jackie would’ve done”

i’m like 17 months away from this level of not caring about anything anymore

People can’t even have hobbies anymore without being attacked SMDH . . . 🤦‍♂️ Make Americans Hobbyists Again

The San Diego Padres are on pace for 105 Wins

Me when Mason Miller gets someone out without a strikeout

Did you guys know that Ty France was a San Diego State Aztec?

If Michael King can go at least 6 innings giving up 1 run or less for each of his remaining starts in 2026 then I like the Padres’ chances

This reads like the urine therapy folks who try to convince each other online that "aged urine" tastes wonderful.

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

ms. rachel is WEAK on the economy

The San Diego Padres are on pace for 101 Wins

Don Orsillo: “The Padres have scored in 6 out of 7 innings today”

We may never lose again

I’ve seen enough, get Mason Miller in there to finish the game

Holy fucking Lazer!!!! 🤯

In Padres speak this means they’ve already amputated his right arm, left foot, AND his penis

That’s my gold glove first baseman scooping up that routine ground ball

Chuck Schumer: “We strongly condemn this rhetoric. We believe all people, even confirmed pedophiles rapists, deserve mercy. I am standing behind Orban in the name of justice, not because I agree with his policies”

Tatis makes that catch in right . . . 👀

FRANCE!!!

FRANCE!!!

The San Diego Marine Layer to Nick Castellanos:

“On this military Sunday, each player will meet with a service member at their respective positions, and on their Army iPads will select a target to drone strike in either Ukraine or Iran, per the player’s choice”

The Pirates broadcast talking about O’Neil Cruz homers as “Cruz Missiles” is insensitive to missiles and Benjamin Netanyahu has officially petitioned the White House to tariff the Pirates

If the Padres lose today then they hate the troops just as much as Trump does

Paul Skenes going to demand a trade to Clemson confirmed

The San Diego Padres are on pace for 97 Wins