I’m “I need my special travel pillow” years old.

In news that would have chuffed my younger self beyond measure, I interviewed Crispín Glover about his new film and lots of other stuff!

I really enjoyed that Bad Bunny SNL episode. I’d laughed at like 70% of it, which is kind of a staggeringly high amount for that show. I probably would have liked El Chavo too, if I’d ever seen that show. The Inventing Spanish and Jeopardy skits were my favorite.

An egregious lack of consideration continues to plague drivers of Seattle. The following things happened to me just now on a 30 minute commute to pick up my child from school:

This is such a good analogy because a lot of us don’t even know whose car that is but we have to listen to it anyway.

“It’s giving…”

Is SNL had any guts, they would sell that They K. Rowling shirt.

“I never thought federal officers could behave this way. I really didn’t,” she said. “I always thought people must be provoking them or something, that they would never do this unprovoked. Obviously, I was wrong.”

Taylor Swift can redeem herself and make the world Way Cooler by covering Fuck the Pain Away

No it doesn’t, that’s you doing that

Good morning! It is Bandcamp Friday again and this time we are raising funds for @ndlon.bsky.social's Immigrant Defense Fund! We have a couple of very special, limited edition cassettes for it: bikinikill.bandcamp.com/merch

The so called advice being offered by those in the know is that people save money in anticipation. Just absolutely CLUELESS when most people don't have $1000 to spare for an emergency.

My new piece, up now @thenation.com: "If only trans activists had known what size check to cut for Chappelle, they could have shut him up years ago and saved themselves all the picketing at Netflix." www.thenation.com/article/cult...

it would be an incredible bit to start claiming to tyler cowen that we've slept with this clanker.

Fuck NO

New review! If you have ever had any interest in Rocky Horror, you’re gonna love this doc!

One episode into the show The Girlfriend, and so far I am rooting for the girlfriend.

Part 7 does an awful lot of table setting for the doozy that follows. Plus, Laura Dern steals the show and a man sweeps the floor for two and a half minutes! Special guest Chris Brugos. www.reallyweirdstuffpod.com/the-episodes...

This week has been a long year. But you know what to do. 😍

Thanks to Tacoma Comedy Club for letting me open for the very funny Chris Porter and tell a few jokes about making The Twisted Tale of Amanda Knox on Hulu.

Paging Jane Schoenbrun

man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger

🤢 The media is saying, “hear him out” now that they can’t blame the transgenders. I fucking hate it here.

Writer/director Julian Glander, best known for his 3D animated video game, ART SQUOOL, and Adult Swim contributions, gets personal with his feature debut BOYS GO TO JUPITER. The film is in theaters now, Jessica Baxter has this review.... www.hammertonail.com/reviews/boys... @thebaxter.bsky.social

A guy using our free pantry this morning asked me if I’m with the Mormon church. I said no, I just live here in this gay heathen house and believe in helping people.

I always regret thank-waving to the cars at the crosswalk when they floor it the second I pass them, as if my existence ruined their morning.

Bathroom codes are classist AF

Achieved a lifelong dream of dressing up as sneaky Hatchet Face from Cry Baby and having everyone get the costume. Even Amy Locane!

I need yr help to answer some low-stakes Family Feud style q’s, like the old MySpace days. It’s fast cos the idea is to put down the first thing that comes to your mind. Don’t tell anyone yr answers. Thanks in advance! Happy to report back the results after we use them! www.americra.com/Questions

Pritzker: This is not about fighting crime. This is about the President and his complicit lackey, Stephen Miller, searching for ways to lay the groundwork to circumvent our democracy, militarize our cities, and end elections.

I don’t like that anyone can own a gun, but since they CAN, & a white man in FL can kill a kid for walking across his lawn, this sentencing feels like some major racist bullshit to me. www.fox13seattle.com/news/shawn-k...

A must-watch. Out on VOD now!

Israeli Settlers Already Practicing Land Acknowledgements to Use In 20 Years: tinyurl.com/bdatbnn4

Guess those things are just fine now. What a country!

El techo es en fuego

11 year old just asked if we could watch Tim and Eric Awesome Show sometime and I hope that my enthusiasm wasn’t so overboard that he changes his mind. I didn’t play it cool at all because I’ve been wondering when was a good time to suggest it.

I left my car unlocked last night and the expected stuff was missing, but they also took my prescription glasses that I need for driving that aren’t going to be helpful to them at all! It drives me insane to think that they’re in the garbage somewhere now.

Please donate to the Real Change legal defense fund! They always need help, but rn ICE is targeting the most vulnerable people, and recently abducted two Real Change vendors. I’m sure they won’t be the last victims of these domestic terrorists. givebutter.com/RCLegalDefense

I’m here to write 10,000 words on how calling everything punk rock has removed punk rock of any sense of power or meaning

I interviewed these two smart women about their fantastic new film, Year of the Fox: a coming-of-age story set in Aspen and Seattle in 1997. Fortunately/unfortunately, the themes of gender politics and the untouchable upper crust are still very relevant today.

The Baxter Building is what I call my vagina

Why has interpol’s “PDA” never been used as a jingle for a furniture company? Because that’s how it’s always sounded to me.

It is really weird how NYC and Seattle both have a "Times" that hates the city and loves its corrupt incumbent

Thought this was Paul Rudd for a second.

It truly is Hot Rat Summer 🖤🐀☀️

I love that this just looks like total shit, like you got invited to a costume party at the last minute and had to make a costume while waiting for your ride.

No. I don’t ever want to jump on a call. Ever. In my experience, Extroverts (usually unintentionally) take advantage of Introverts on the phone. I find the playing field to be level when everyone has to type.

Freelancing writers, this is gold: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

New episode about this queer classic w/ Lynn Harris of Gold Comedy! www.paidinpukepod.com/home/paid-in...