if you give a mouse a cookie

my need to connect with people from different countries and the current state of social media are fighting each other and I'm the one losing.

if you give a mouse a cookie

Counting using the browser as "social" gets into my nerves lol. Reading fanfics is not the same as using social media. Don't attack me even more than I already deserve..... 😂

Can't believe I lost whamageddon on BARELY day 4 (it's 1.50am) because of a dumb Facebook ad............

i had 3 bowls of pumpkin soup and about a litre of water. i may or may not be dying.

demands

every time i go too far back on my screenshots folder i get sad whoops

sometimes talking to people 😃 and sometimes talking to people 😀

Not today...

it's absolutely impossible to have fun on the internet anymore

the new* bluesky icon annoys the hell out of me. *i have no actual idea how new it is but i noticed it today.

The oracle said to me, "Strive always and never falter, for it is your destiny to be the king of stupid shit." And so I did, and the oracle spake false not, for now my destiny is upon me

"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'" bro what-- what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?

imagine if gοοgle actually still fucking worked

I need whatever video that is from...

Apparently

omg why are you so cute stop being cute i mean definitely don't stop being cute but also i always think he's so cute so

can we as a species take a loooong break from using the phrase "what he lacks in finesse/technique he makes up for in eagerness" in fanfics pls

yes, phones are distracting. the only thing you can do about that is try to be more interesting than the phone. if you make your shit less interesting so that people can follow it while multitasking people will pay even less attention! obviously!

of all the things one could be inconsolable about i sure as heck have chosen the dumbest one

sorry i’m not taking any visitors

Could be about anyone. 12x18 prints in store while I'm on parental leave! www.sonnyross.com/shop/letsgo #illustration #medieval #cute

Saying “reading books in public is performative” is a very quick and simple way to communicate to me that you are a stupid little pig I do not need to listen to and in that sense I appreciate it

every once in a while i re-realize i'm almost definitely not going to see Whose Live again nor meet Ryan again and I want to fucking scream. nobody say "never say never" or anything of that sort because that screaming will happen at your face.

i'll repost this forever i'm so proud of it

I gotta look at my phone less I say as I look at my phone and type at my phone that I gotta look at my phone less.

yeah you know what "at least you've met them before" is not the consolation you think it is lmao if anything, it's the exact opposite

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

all you need is cheese

ITS A COYOTE! CHASING A ROAD RUNNER!

🎂🎉🎉 #魔道祖师 #MDZS #江澄 #jiangcheng #江澄1105生日快乐 #1105江澄生誕祭

Happy birthday to this soft Jiùjiu #JiangCheng from #mdzs JP audio drama 🥹💜 x.com/mimifm11/sta... #1105江澄生誕祭 #江澄1105生日快乐 #mxtx

舅舅,生日快樂 💜 Happy birthday #JiangCheng! I have mer-ed many a #chibi, but I haven't turned the angy purple grape into a tiny #merman chibi yet so here he is! #mdzs | #NeuvoidArt | #teacup | #Silly | #HBD | #JC

"If Gusu Lan has the Twin Jades, then our Yunmeng Jiang also has Twin Heroes." Gorgeous but also heartbreaking art by Changyang 🥺❤️💜 m.weibo.cn/u/5541843220 #WeiWuxian #JiangCheng #mdzs #mxtx

why is everything a fucking video

Password to louvre surveillance server upgraded to “louvre1.”

In the distance 🐇🐉

Things I almost ran into today: - a speeding car - a glass panel (opaque) - a door