It's not just word salad, it's word salad with a creamy ranch dressing

I have said this many times before, but I am once again asking you to read THE APPLE-TREE THRONE, my favourite of all Premee Mohamed's books. Wonderful ghost story about grief, loss, forgiveness, and finding where (and who) your home is

Lasting peace is impossible without defeating Russia.

Fresh new batch of pots crawled out my kiln! These porcelain critters all available to buy on www.roseschmits.com

$1-a-bottle no-name cola tastes diabolically bad Next time I'll buy the 50 cent lemonade instead

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My dear friend @sheilawilliams.bsky.social is ill and has been hospitalized with a brain aneurysm. She has been a rock for so many writers, and has worked quietly and self-effacingly to continue to broaden the range of voices published in Asimov's.

Out of curiosity, are there any fellow artists who create art inspired by vintage print/book illustrations? Would love to follow more who share my niche.

I've just realized that larger tomatoes are much better for slicing than smaller ones 🤦‍♂️ Oh well, my cheese and tomato sandwich was still pretty good

There is a Valhalla for clowns. The Valkyries choose the comedians who die on stage

Haha... Caught you looking! Art pins available, including "It's for art I SWEAR", crazed reference raccoon, commission me, and "make art, take care". All in stock: ko-fi.com/adorkastock/...

Help Helena gofund.me/3c76f16db If you're in the uk con scene you probably know Helena. She unexpected lost her husband right before Xmas and could use some help making ends meet for her and her two boys

"On Thursday, Google announced that it’ll start testing out a new AI Inbox tab, which will analyze the contents of a user’s emails, summarize them, and suggest action items."

Had a medical bill come up that I was not expecting because of ACA tax credit fuckery - please consider purchasing a pin, shirt, or sun catcher from my Etsy storefront and help me get this paid down. #art #crafts #enamelpin #pinlife #pincollecting #suncatcher alaskanime.etsy.com

Effin' Birds once again captures the zeitgeist

Just discovered that I had a 2 kilogram jar of pickled jalapenos that I had forgotten about. 😍😋 I love to garnish with pickled jalapenos, adds a lot of taste without many kilojoules

It appears that the frogs are perching on the edge of the back verandah because it's a good spot to ambush cockroaches in the grass. Just saw a frog jump down right on top of a cockroach and eat it in one mouthful.

Men are using Grok to undress women and children on Twitter. When asked to stop, their response has largely been to tell women it’s their own fault for posting photos (à la “what was she wearing?”). Elno is aware and refuses to stop it because, well, he likes it. We need regulation of AI yesterday.

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

Working on my pitch to mashup Dog the Bounty Hunter and Walker, Texas Ranger

Daily bunny no.3188 makes a delivery

As at 1 January 2026, I have walked briskly and continuously for 30 minutes every day for 72 days. I intend to continue this and see how long I can keep the streak going

Volodymyr Zelenskyy is everything that Donald Trump isn't but pretends to be. A successful business owner, a good husband, a successful national leader, personally physically brave, a talented TV personality.

Booktopia's good, I've ordered from them before

I got FRIENDS VODKA SEX Hmmm. I don't drink alcohol, and the oracle was therefore ambiguous, so tried again: PENIS MARRIAGE CRABS I think my 2026 is going to be an anus horribilis

The Schedule I game soundtrack by KAESUL can be streamed online and is some great electronic instrumental music. I like listening to it while doing other things, because it's great music to concentrate on other things to

A teahouse named 'Tea, Earl Grey, Hot"

This is the funniest shit I've seen in months. A man is wearing a motion-capture suit that is operating a humanoid drone. He delivers a high kick-boxing kick. The drone copying his movements is facing towards him, and kicks him in the balls. The drone then copies his pained reaction.

You all, after YEARS of archival research and writing, my book is out in exactly ONE month and it’s my job to promote it. Please help me spread the word!! 😀📚#booksky

Shotgun pellet types, in descending order by size: Buck shot Bird shot Elf shot Bug shot Flu shot

Last few days to make use of this special discount! Still some tentacle pots and cups available www.roseschmits.com

Make a Bond film casual Casino Plebeian

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Shopping is fun but possessions are a burden

Kindness comes in many forms, some of them surprising

Looking for a Christmas miracle for a kitty (aging parent situation) for Baltimore pals: (1/2) ""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."

President Zelensky said of Putin, "May he perish." I want more than that. I want that son-of-a-bitch to face trial. I want him to suffer the humiliation of being held to account by those he considers subhuman. And THEN I want him publicly executed. Only then can he die.

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die and eats 10,000 spiders a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

"How hot is this chilli?" "It's Frodo." "Frodo?" "It will cast your ringpiece into the fires of Mount Doom."

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate it. If you don't celebrate it, I hope you have a merry Christmas anyway

Here is a picture of a fat frog I found on my back verandah tonight. I don't know what species it is, it looks different to others I've seen around the place.

I saw an unconfirmed report that Jake Paul is retiring from boxing after getting his jaw broken in two places by a real boxer I hope it's true. I'd like to see him disappear into obscurity, and not boxing is an important step towards that

say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.

Even if I don't keep it up long-term, the challenge of not being able to just free-transform and copy/paste things is slowly helping me "see" form better. I think. idk. 😅 Introducing a little friction and challenge into your process can be a good thing!

thinking..

Jake Paul and Andrew Tate both getting their lights punched out is God reminding us to punch Nazis