Honestly, the great crisis of our society is the unwillingness of institutions to inflict consequences. Impeach the president, fire the sex pests, expel cheating students, excommunicate an unrepentant heretic, prosecute the war criminals. Believe in your institution enough to enforce its rules.

The only statement they should make it not to go. Insane to turn up and honor this man who hates you and will use this as yet another occasion to berate and humiliate you and your employers and the First Amendment as a whole.

i’ve been thinking about this quote a lot lately.

Eleanor Roosevelt’s gun permit (which she got it around the time the klan put a $25k bounty on her head). What a vibe

I'm sorry but lmaoooooo

Bill Walton in whatever heaven he believes in is running around screaming conference of champions.

This is gonna be UCLA’s first hoops title, men’s or women’s, since 1995, and it’s gonna be someone who was like a daughter to John Wooden who brings it home. Sports are so dope

This counts as a title for the Pac-12 fyi

Regarding Jo Adell, only twice in the past 22 years had an outfielder even made 2 home run robberies in a game.

Yeah this is fucking disgraceful

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

One of the coolest baseball pics

Trump advisers think the age of imperialism ended because of wokeness, not because 1) colonized peoples made colonialism untenable 2) technology made territorial empire unnecessary. They thought mere brutality and perceived genetic superiority would make wars against countries like Iran easy.

Sometimes readers are skeptical when I tell them that retailers would rather pay for self-checkout kiosks and product lockup systems and all manner of other questionable in-store tech rather than staffing because of an ideological preference for capital spending over labor spending and, well,,,

All THREE of Jo Adell's home run robberies from tonight ... Yes, you read that right 😮

Make that 4 now - Arizona getting palindromed by the same score

Ian Eagle’s Waiting for Cadeau line is 🧑‍🍳 😘

Birmingham Alabama.

Game 2 tipped off 55 minutes after Game 1 ended

*movie trailer guy voice*

The Marriott/Bonvoy commercial where Geno says “stay calm, stay composed” running for the rest of the weekend is delicious lmaooo

camera caught Lauren Betts saying "oh my fucking god, we're going to the national championship!" and again, I love her

I thought the shooting in the regionals was rough.... But lord these games were unbearable to watch. Like these are teams that feature some record breaking shooters... SC: 21/56 (2/6 from 3P) - 38% UConn: 19/61 (6/21 from 3P) - 31% TX: 20/65 (2/9 from 3P) - 31% UCLA: 18/44 (4/13 from 3P) - 41%

You shouldn’t be able to call a timeout in basketball unless you have the ball.

Lauren Betts with the huge block after running the floor to keep it a three point game.

“All five UCLA players looked at Cori Close and signaled to review the play” Folks, I’ve been trying to tell you they’re all WNBA-ready

According to KenPom this would add: Auburn (21-16; 7-11); Oklahoma (20-15; 7-11); Cincinnati (18-15; 9-9); Indiana (18-14; 9-11); New Mexico (26-11; 13-7); Baylor (17-16; 6-12); San Diego State (22-11; 14-6); and Seton Hall (21-12; 10-10). Fucking why? (We all know why.)

as always, a reminder that ESPN knows the Bottom Line is unnecessary and it makes for better television when they get rid of it

With a 7-0 run in the first 1:30 of Q4, UCLA already has more points than the 6 they scored in Q2.

The Denial of Saint Peter, by Caravaggio, 1610

Double digit lead is probably enough for UCLA.

When your star player's 1-16, gotta be pretty happy that you're only down 3. Somehow this is still a game. Or at least a slugfest that contains elements of a game.

The Texas offense is a crime.

I’m happy I don’t have to but I would pay five times as much for the print Onion as I am currently paying

Chiney is putting that man in the blender like she defenders on the court and he deserves it

Shoutout to the ESPN halftime for calling out Geno’s bullshit.

Please burn this half of basketball.

Vic Shaffer is at the three point line.

Between Fudd, Strong and Booker some absolutely dreadful starts for stars today.

I think you could throw a cinder block at someone in UCLA-Texas and the refs wouldn’t call it

Wheezing at Staley very accurately stating plainly “I will beat Geno’s ass” 💀💀💀 go birds man x.com/duckofprey/s...

UCLA look ready for Texas’s defense so far.

This UCLA Texas game is super physical early with no fouls being called.

Dawn Staley on the postgame exchange with Geno Auriemma: "You can ask Geno the question... I don't want what happened there to dampen what happened today."

Somewhere, Pat Summitt is laughing her ass off.

I'm not sure Geno can blame this one on the refs when his players have missed that many layups.

Dawn should be allowed one free swing imo

Azzi and Strong combined to go 7-for-32. Incredible defensive outing from Dawn's squad

That block to somehow not turning the ball over to a layup is probably the sequence of the game South Carolina holds on.

This game is a rock fight. Both a complement and insult.