NASA has tracked down all the Space Buddies and compromised them to a permanent end

Happy Father Day!

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Sonic the Hedgehog Lying to Amy Tote Bag $25.60 via SEGA Shop. https://ow.ly/augX50ZeBlE SEGA Summer Sale via SEGA Shop. https://ow.ly/leZz50ZeBlC

They will not censor us….. they will not silence us…. New Stellar Blade SEQUEL is coming out.. sorry haters :) Wait… why does it look like that Does this look weird to anyone else youtu.be/bnTnFpOTPIM?...

Hunter x Hunter’s coming back next week? Ah shit. (unties noose, takes toaster out of bathtub, disassembles shotgun, puts pills away)

It was a better time

I’m going to challenge Logan Paul to a Shadow Game to punish him for his hubris and wicked ways

First clip released of “BATHROOMS” directed by Abel Persons (41 years old). This story about someone who finds bathrooms and makes someone real mad was shot for less than $40 million dollars. He is 41 years old.

Did anyone else see that IN-N-OUT Burger did a “Direct” too? And why does it seem so familiar…? Like something else we just saw… youtu.be/YHr9-scTYVQ?...

heropon riki cause 20 car pileup on interstate

Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

They’re a bucking bronco of dunks this season

Hut hut hut! #ballgame #thebiggame

leaked screenshot of the new starfox game

Ah fuck dropped my digivice in the toilet again

The Bofa Boys have been deployed to Iran. It’s over.

Fun fact: the name SEGA is actually short for SEMPER GAMES

Still not sure if Pictonico is worth the price but allowing it access to my 10,000+ photos was a good choice

Salo: a Star Wars Story

A story in 4 parts

i no longer feel like all is going according to keikaku

smokin on that shit that made bush do pearl harbor

As Jabba the Hutt's son I'm often gatekept from progressive spaces due to preconceived notions about my family. At the same time, I acknowledge the reasonable concerns my presence would raise, and I'm working every day to unlearn the harmful attitudes instilled in me on my father's pleasure barge.

As good an opportunity as any to post Orson Welles talking about his role in this movie

Every time people shit on the new Mandalorian movie it sounds more and more like all the shit I loved about Star Wars as a 9 year old distilled into a couple hours. Like back before I cared about plot structure/themes and just wanted to live on Tattoine and had books about what jawas ate

they call him growgu because he was grown from goo in a lab (movie spoiler)

Yobbas (Yoda X Jabba shippers) are literally the most delusional members of the Star Wars fandom, and I say this as someone who used to ship them HARD before I got preoccupied with my divorce proceedings

I’m always saying this.

Meltdown May is my favorite holiday

I’ve put like 120 hours into this game, there is something deeply wrong with me

(Duke voice) Those alien bastards are gonna pay for sucking my uncles cock

The pilot had a chance to do the funniest thing and he fucking blew it

I’ve been playing Tomodachi Life way too Long

Star Wars Content

Banjo beat Kazooie

A young Mark Hamill poses with his favorite Star Wars monster. Hamill would later grow up to play Luke Skywalker in the popular franchise

I CONSUME JIZZ

We won’t be celebrating May The 4th Be With You- Not until Disney puts jizz back into the Star Wars films.

🚨 Grodunk is roaming Burpo 🚨

Mario is Luigi’s uncle, Wario is their cousin. And Waluigi is their teacher.

oomf stole my girlfriend in tomadachi life so i put her in the minotaur's labyrinth

my life is barely even kawaii at all. this sucks shit

Wanna feel old? The OK Boomer meme girl has menopause

MICHAEL is incredible. Entire audience singing. A full theater dancing nonstop. Children throwing their popcorn and sodas at the screen. Dogs barking at max volume. Multiple couples sucking and fucking in full view. Statues of Mother Theresa shattered with hammers. It’s perfect.