Just took some Tylenol

Napalm Injury

None of this matters and life is short. Make sure you’re happy then worry about everything else.

Patsy 9 times out 10. If not her then Willie.

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

Mariners leading the AL West? Rangers not double digits behind? LFG

I’m really tired of being on the internet

‼️ algernoncadwallader.bandcamp.com/album/trying...

I abandoned my home state but the rest of you should get in on this. Wells is a pretty cool dude and the Texas Standard is great.

right wing goblins wont see your jokes about putting p*dcast*rs in camps but your friends with sweet innocent harmless little baseball podcasts will....

I listened to Helms Alee on my ride to work this morning. I kind of ignored them and I don't remember why anymore. They're pretty good and I'm an idiot.

Anybody want to yell at me for saying I'm not going to vote for this guy

You know it's gonna turn out to be some right wing qanon wacko that did this but that won't gel nicely with the oncoming rhetoric storm

Are we all finally able to admit that The Matrix was terrible?

Rest in peace, Maru 😭 www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XID...

Blame the sad losers who write expanded universe fan fiction and need backstories for every minor Star Wars character.

I've been slain primitivemandoom.bandcamp.com/album/observ...

One riff. One perfect riff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=92g7...

Garys of the Lost Ark

Gary 2

There's young people who a) listen to Slipknot, b) think Slipknot is an old school underground band and not the 90s Hot Topic fest daytime slot garbage everyone hated, and c) make tik tok dances about it Kill me

Context that didn't make it into the story, a quick 🧵 About 60,000 people are currently in custody across the country, said Matt Adams, legal director for the nonprofit Northwest Immigrant Rights Project. 1/9

1. nationalize the amazon corporation 2. tag every ice agent like cattle 3. make them work in the warehouses until they die of exhaustion

“The One the State Missed”: Karl Garside, Animal Liberationist, 1966–2025 From sabotaging hunts and abattoirs to exposing cruelty through covert investigations, Karl Garside was among Britain’s most prolific Animal Liberation Front militants, dedicating over 40 years to the fight for liberation.

I must have watched this part 3000 times. They didn't call him the Trail Boss for nothing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSGz...

Every corner that I hit, I left it screwed up and chopped

Stolen

RIP GothicKingCobra/KingCobraJFS :(

Not Gothic King Cobra 😰 oilcity.news/community/20...

The Bismark? The ship that had one operation, got crippled, chased down, and sunk before her first birthday? LMAO what a loser.

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on.

Yeah it sucks

The people at Chipotle know me and my order now, and that's really uncomfortable.

"I'm generating these words today from a data center on the unceded lands of the Duwamish, Muckleshoot, and other Coast Salish Nations. My servers recognize the stewardship of Seattle’s greenspaces by the Coast Salish people since time immemorial, and the disruption of this work by colonization."

Every day I get on here and think "who the fuck are these people and should I bother learning?"

I don't know what all these goddamn project managers and SAP consultants do all day, but there's too many of them and they keep creating more work for me. Maybe I should switch sides and do nothing but yap on Teams all day and get paid handsomely

My favorite @microsft.bsky.social Teams feature is getting a new message, reading that new message, and still having a notification for that new message that doesn't go away. Such a great app, I'm so glad we use it for chats, meetings, calls, and document/file storage!

Ichiro Suzuki is the nicest and funniest man in baseball, and T-Mobile Park is great if you like shitty nachos and soggy garlic fries. @mariners.com rename the park Ichiro Field and get new vendors and you'll have a killer 2026.

Hey @nytimes.com I have an article idea -- “In Defense of Phillipe Petain and Vichy France: Why the French Resistance and the Maquis Were Bad, Actually”

why are you yelling at me about cartoons

looked up the clip just because sometimes people change his words for captions that end up innocently reshared, but upon finding it decided to share the video because hearing him say it makes it 1000% more definitely true and everyone will listen/believe more than reading it written out

It's me, The Left, and I'm staying silent on this