enough emails. stop it

I swear to fucking god if feds murder me and you make an interpretive dance out of it I’ll come back and haunt you and yours for five generations

Here it is, your moment of zen.

Insane Friday lineup, and the good DEP era too

10/10

This record sucks so much but I love it

Call me athsmael

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

Uncomfortably close to the nerds

Ok football is done, it’s baseball season now

Jason Myers better get MVP, he's done all the work

Kathryn Hahn do you like Bolt Thrower?

message from MN

A FIVE YEAR OLD HE'S FUCKING FIVE YEARS OLD

Someone break this guys ribs

All these wild and fantastical stories about Epstein eating babies or partaking in ritual Satanic sacrifice are inorganically boosted to take attention away from the rich and powerful involved in the actual sex crimes and make any claims easy to dismiss. Don't fall for it.

These fucking fed nerds

You can buy pepper balls too...

Wine moms in 2026

Break open a detention center and set everyone free.

ICE agents are not part of any community that I’m a part of

Tell me your great three album runs.

Apologies to all my northern friends, but saying this while sounding like a parent from Bobby's World is the least threatening thing ever lmao

Oh no, the poor feds are sad about the job they signed up to do :(

If I'm murdered by ICE don't tell the world I was a good kind soul and a friend to everyone. Tell them I was a grumpy asshole and I'm off to find and kill God now.

The Dropdead Discography remaster is actually pretty good. I might have to re-evaluate my stance on remasters.

ICE and CBP agents need to understand they're going to be wearing those masks for the rest of their lives.

There has never been a picture more tuff than this

These people deserve a cold mass grave

The Hobbit With Big Naturals

You don't hate ICE enough. Every day is a new reason to wish the worst on ICE agents.

If you’re in line to vote for a Niners win, stay in line!

Remember, @schumer.senate.gov supports ICE terrorizing your communities

Growing up in rural Texas I didn't get much exposure to curry, outside of the occasional Thai place in Austin, and even then it was a pretty generic offering. Now that I live in Seattle I've had so many different styles and colors and flavors and plates of curry it's amazing. I fuckin love curry

A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all

Dudes, it turns out, do not rock

"Outback Steakhouse: No Rules, Just Right" replaced an earlier slogan, "Outback Steakhouse: Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole Of The Law"

I can think of two amendments that apply here

"Don't Tread On Me" flag by the guy who gets paid to tread on people is just so quintessentially American

We all know what should happen Unfortunately we all know what will happen

Update: there are zero happy stomachs in this apartment today

Seattle moots, what’s the worst diner around here and why is it most likely Great American over is West Seattle? Holy shit. Sysco slop would be an actual improvement.

Bolt Thrower called Karl said on countless worlds, the earth shakes as the forces of chaos strive to gain control. Whilst they unleash their devastating weaponry upon their foes, there is no time for peace. Only eternal war...

Lets listen to Kyuss today