Posting my Tidal Rewind. I should be imprisoned

Happy "we weren't that serious about quitting spotify after all" day to everyone who celebrates

Tidal has its own wrapped (and better audio quality and higher artist pay per stream)

I think since I'm a mid 20s zoomer, my online tolerance is higher than most, but I'm undoubtedly feeling it: This website is starting to kill me

Does anybody else shut their eyes when something is loading in order to make your computer play peekaboo with you?

I'm now the Lumbago Wizard and I cast "Swim Trunk Induced Cowboy Walk"

Rebranding

Remember the old adage: The enemy of my enemy is m̶y̶ f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ a great reason to sit back, eat some popcorn and watch the fireworks

What the fuck is the justification for this

The Government Media Office in Gaza has documented at least 282 breaches by Israel, including airstrikes, artillery fire, and shootings, since the ceasefire agreement came into effect last month.

Look at this dudes: Source: YouTube share.google/jlTBl5P8UPWV...

We meet again, "Call of Duty Black Ops: 7 Anal Probing threat" commerical

Country with Rabies

They are threatening to burn down Boebert's Diarrhea Gun restaurant

For my cat's POV, me throwing away the moldy veggie sausage that has been behind the stove for months must be like the Burning of the Library of Alexandria

Nico Harrison wasn't fired because he was the worst executive deal maker of all time. He was fired because Chuck Schumer took that title from him

It's amazing that this Simpsons gag is 31 years old and has never not been a perfect summation of the Democratic party in those three decades.

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The last time New York had a decent mayor was Giuliani, over two decades ago. Say what you will about him (you younger people only know what's become of him after leaving office), but he really did clean up the city. He oversaw the removal of its two biggest eyesores.

Zohran /Bulls win/ Cheney Pissrest WHAT A DAY

Please Zohran please

If the roles were reversed and Al Gore died today, Trump would say nothing until prompted by reporters and would say: "Who? Oh the guy that lost right? Anyway, We are going to put a 700 square ft jacuzzi in the white house ballroom"

The goo filled LeBron goo

It’s not unprecedented (Neurosis/Jarboe is one of the best things either did) but the modern preponderance of collaborative LPs by metal acts and sometimes wildly unlikely partners has been one of the best things about the genre. Love this strange summit chatpile.bandcamp.com/album/in-the...

ChatGPT cited a paper of mine which I did not know existed, so I asked it for the link to it. Unfortunately that link to the Nature website just gave a "Page not found". So sad.

Centrism is the belief that society achieved perfection around the same time as you became a homeowner

Uhhhhh did Call of Duty 7 just air what I can only describe as an Anal Probing Commercial

The banger returns

Israel is bombing Gaza again. Someone has to stop them

My gosh. This should be leading every news outlet in America today — a top official gives first-hand proof that the US took Israel's side after its soldiers killed our Palestinian-American press colleague, Shireen Abu-Akleh:

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

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Can we get a Sadam Hiding Hole Graphic on this ASAP?

Americans need to reconcile that this is pretty much what the Obama-era drone strikes were. Any time a prior administration abused its power and it was greeted by a shrug because “we’re the good guys” - this is why you shouldn’t do that.

Okay so if you're doing the whole Fantasy setting to Cyberpunk setting Homomorphism, is an IT guy a Druid ?

I just can't bring myself to unsubscribe from the Quora Spam Emails:

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Every time I open Facebook I see an AI picture of a jacked anthropomorphic lion that says: "The Soul is merely the minimum wage employee behind the counter of the Cold Stone Creamery of the Mind"

We should really send trump to El Salvador and I'm not talking about the country

Sooooooo, at what point do we nonviolently start using magical nonviolent methods to nonviolently transform fascist goons into stains on the carpet (nonviolently ofc) ?

When will we do a Steely Dan biopic? I want Donald Fagen yelling at Chuck Rainey for slapping on the 1 put to film

running for president in '28, my entire campaign is just two posters, one picturing prominent members of the current administration beneath the banner headline "PRISON", and another of all the leading techbros beneath the banner headline 'WE WILL TAKE ALL THEIR MONEY'