Come. On.

demand more of your working class heroes than whiteness, a beard, and a plaid shirt

googled "redis guy vs kyle distributed systems" and friends, some glimmer of the internet we once new abides

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

Those who cannot remember Fetterman are doomed to Platner. I don't get this shit.

This is a common misconception, but in US political jargon, “hindsight is 20/20“ means “leftists predicted this outcome at the time, but I find them personally annoying so I didn’t listen, and it’s actually their fault that I didn’t listen”. see also: climate change, every war ever, etc

I think with age, the primary symptom of being tired and stressed is increased recall of all the pun names for stores I've brainstormed. Today I remembered a hypothetical curtain fixture store called Finial Fantasy

Lmao any time this administration puts together an "oversight" committee, or "brings together executives and government officials" you can tell they just figured out how to shake down the thing being overseen.

Let’s go: — HALT AND CATCH FIRE Press Kit — Limited Edition Mutiny vinyl score — Writers room story board card, my handwriting, w/ pinholes. Scene appeared in Season 3 Ep5 “Yerba Buena.” Includes COA. Starting bid: $350. Winning bid donates to The Trevor Project. Auction ends 5/4 9:30p PST.

No jump scare like AWS changing their UI. 99% sure I've been phished every time.

re: that bell curve post. A good chunk of adulthood has been trying to unwind my conservative/protestant/success-theology-adjacent upbringing.

really does feel like we have a bunch of commentators who would like to just say “the bell curve was right”

How it feels to make a joke with the boys about how of course an orange man hates the pope

Gonna bump this again with some commentary. This is the same robotics organization (www.firstinspires.org) my kids are in. It has been an unbelievably positive experience for them. It offers the best aspects of team sports, in a structure that promotes collaboration and knowledge sharing.

Hey Bluesky there’s an incredible high school robotics team in Nashville that qualified for the world championships but they can’t afford to get there. Can y’all help me step up for them? $10, $20 … Anything helps! Competition is at the end of the month so we gotta hustle:

I grew up working in small orchard country (mostly, also rice). Most places were family owned, "small business". But they hired armies of seasonal labor to actually do the harvesting, and the fact that the management class is a "family" doesn't change the fact that they're capital exploiting labor.

we have got to stop allowing people to think of farmers as Big Gardeners. they’re not. farms are factories — and i don’t just mean factory-farms but those too — and need to be thought of and regulated as such

If someone repeatedly takes advantage of young women working under him in their first jobs, chances are he’s a rapist. What people knew is a lot more than just being a cheating sleaze. They knew was repeatedly exploiting a power differential.

"i could probably pilot a ship through the straight of hormuz" -next big thing 80% of men secretly believe about themselves

No news organization has gotten more out of a single article than The Onion has with this, from 2003. theonion.com/this-war-wil...

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

The more I hear about the Block layoffs, the more gross it all is. Not just a gross action, but managed gortesquely. Having dealt with Jack at Twitter, he has been playing dress up trying to ape visionaries for 20 years, with a strong dash of Chance the Gardner.

Signing up for a half-Thermopylae (me and 150 dipshits plus retainers are going to carry a bunch of weapons on a narrow trail and try to die slowly)

I fully realize I'm in a privileged position wrt my employment, but I can't imagine continuing to work for a company whose leadership pulls this. sf.gazetteer.co/marc-benioff...

america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be

What a way to maximize repub outrage without doing anything outrageous but be yourself. Well done.

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...

The Democrat "package" around ICE is generally bullshit, and is likely to stop zero of the worst behavior. CBP back to the border means "we'll have to find different ways to terrorize 1/3 of the US population", as the other 2/3 are in the "border zone", that extends 100 miles from the actual border.

weak

I love when you tell people how terrible Newsom is, they're always like, "Well, it's nice to have ideals, but if it comes down to him or the Nazi in the general, *I* am going to vote for him" WE'RE TELLING YOU HOW TERRIBLE HE IS NOW SO IT'S *NOT* A CHOICE BTW HIM & A NAZI, CARL. THAT'S THE POINT.

Bad feeling: getting an xAI recruiting email Slightly better feeling: responding that you don’t want to work for a CSAM factory

they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.

Did not realize heated rivalry was part of the letterkenny family tree

(can't help but notice who gets to be "young" and full of talent and who doesn't.)

I'm not the only one that hears "strong floor no ceiling" and thinks kegels

my "skip the indoctrination" t shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

i will dm any of you my mailing address and $5. i do not care. i need this hitting my stoop FRIDAY

I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.

this, exactly

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

All of this. Especially the part where the H1B program has _always_ been a way to get workers you can fuck with more than people with the rights permanent residents have.

The good: new Tullycraft album! The weird: some of the intros are all vaguely reminiscent of Rilo Kiley, not in an offputting way, but it's a weird trigger

I did a talk at the UK GopherCon last month about what my team does, and I only let my laptop fall asleep twice! www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLtq...

Growing up in central California rice country, this story is not surprising, but none the less infuriating. The H-2A program, which this ghoul uses to get seasonal labor brings people into potentially lethal work conditions. Bonus: he's fighting legislation to mandate worker protections.

Atlassian's acquisition of the Browser Company makes perfect sense, when I consider that Atlassian is a holding company of many products I have no idea why I'd use

In the chat explaining the difference between a Founder and a founder

In an attempt to (briefly) escape the onslaught of just fucking terrific news these days, I've been reading a more. Just finished a binge of joeabercrombie.com (Devils, First Law), shannonchakraborty.bsky.social (City of Brass) and a bunch of aptshadow.bsky.social stuff. Suggestions for next reads?