This is art

(Pretty sure this artist is “name secrets”)

Here ya go. Another thing I wrote about football

Why am I scrolling when I have a girlfriend and a dvd box set of the office in the next room?

Yep. There is no such thing as an ethical billionaire.

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

I think that watching this when it came out finally got me to be like “hey maybe these guys aren’t that smart”

Which is the backwards country now, United States?

Remember chip n dales rescue rangers?

Do any of y'all get annoyed at hunger? It's like already? We already did this today

Listening to @doctorvenkman.com on @killthecomputer.com right now and you should support @ggtribune.com because it’s funny.

Why do we do anything at all?

I miss spirit airlines so much I’m locking myself in my girlfriends trunk and paying her for every minor convenience

Everything is scams

This book fucking rules so far

🫧🫧🫧

Credit to @worstpossible.world and @killthecomputer.com for inspiring me to write this one. Only one more year until the next Beast Week!

Iggy Poppet www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2h6...

Laundromats are a scam bankrolled by Big Quarter

Another Friday reading from my latest book There Is News Along The Ohio River from @riverriverbooks.bsky.social

I’ll be writing an op-ed for the Wall Street journal titled “we need a hasan piker of the right” they are paying me $600,000

I’m being offered BIG money to be Centrist Hasan Piker.

hasan makes an obvious joke and has generally good politics and the media is like we need to drown him to prove he's not a witch. meanwhile tucker carlson goes live and talks about how demons are real and one tried to eat him in his sleep once and the media is like he seems trustworthy

People who are content in life don’t spend this much time on bluesky

If you’ve ever emerged from the honeymoon first draft phase with a whole pile of words, a tangled mess of a plot, and several questions about your life choices — this workshop is for you! Make It Less Sh*t: How to Enjoy the Editing Process — Tues 12th May @ 7pm BST: luma.com/3vt8qixe

This book is literally all I’m good at and tbh the book is just kinda mid

this goes so hard

I watched #napaboys twice and I don’t understand what I saw but I’m going to subject all my friends to it asap

'UpStreet with Shadows (Northwood)' Graphic Sketch

Those pushing AI written work fundamentally misunderstand the value and point of writing. Writing can’t “optimize” for word patterns or “token frequency”—writing is about experimentation, externalizing inward experience, and making connections, writer-to-reader.

Happy Weed Number Day!!!

Remember Alex Mack? The show where the hero can turn into a metallic puddle? We really would watch anything

I’m fucking done paying for submissions!

Funny af

Read this thing I wrote

I’m 11 days behind for national poetry writing month. Think I can catch up?

National endowment for the farts

I hate bluesky the least of all the platforms

Feels good to be followed by the Dorito-dusted heroes at TBQ. It’s basically all I wanted out of life

This slaps

Ever go on submittable to submit to a journal that appears to be free, but the cheapest tip jar option is $6? I’m not saying it’s a scam but it feels scammish

Defrosting the manuscript…

I printed out a copy of my play, 3 hole punched it, put it in a binder and then put the binder in the freezer a la Didion

Poem "I'll Never Get a Surprise Party" by Writer-in-Residence Marty Shambles @martyshambles.bsky.social “…she’s so wicked / with sauce i tell / everyone we know that / she’s melting now and / everyone has already / forgotten her. everyone.” www.bloodhoneylit.com/marty-shambl...

I'm so glad these betting apps weren't available when I was younger and thought I knew everything

SHINE poetry did a spotlight feature of my work, which was very nice of them. samanthaterrell.weebly.com/shine-poetry...

Poem "Ambrosia Salad" by Marty Shambles (Writer-in-Residence) @martyshambles.bsky.social “virginia slims lit, the / smoke trailed up to the /ceiling and made an /omnipresent cloud of / disavowal.…” www.bloodhoneylit.com/marty-shambl...

Never forget the glee with which they talked about firing you

The problem with spicy wings Is spicy poops