Just remember that reading isn’t to be enjoyed, it’s a competition to see who’s the best person

Louis C.K. Required to Have His Hands Visible at all Times During New Netflix Special Scoop by @brettskalicky.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/louis...

We can’t afford it but a country with a gdp $30 trillion less can afford it? Okay 🙄

Your grandma is still posting memes of trump and Putin being gay together and it’s super embarrassing. You should have a talk with her.

It’s so good when families are kicked out of their homes they’ve lived in for decades to make room for an artisanal cupcake shop

Returning guest, @bosh.worstpossible.world joins the show this week to discuss one of our favorite games of 2026! Bungie's Marathon.

It’s eerie how SpaceX stock followed the same path as its rockets

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Who put the cat in the bag to begin with?

If Vance resigned at any point resistance libs would have him as the democratic nominee for president faster than you can say “big tent”

I’m a Sylvando ally how bout you

It’s depressing how few people will see Angels in America because it sounds too much like Angels in the Outfield

Dumpsterheads are eating good the rest of June: First, @garbados.myatproto.social returns to @culturedumpster.com, this time to discuss the award winning classic sci-fi novel "The Left Hand of Darkness" by Ursula Le Guin.

Alamo Drafthouse Removing All Theater Seating www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/alamo...

Happy Father’s Day to all the single moms out there.

George R.R. Martin Vows to Finish ‘House of the Dragon’ Discourse Before Starting ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ Discourse Scoop by @peterferrarese.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/georg...

There is a guy standing on the corner by my building selling shirts that say “who ate all the pussy?” By screaming “Who ate all the pussy?” Love that guy

I hate this nerd shit.

Get your purple lights ready because we're getting woke and gay! Next Saturday from 7 pm - 11 pm EST, we'll be streaming some woke and gay games on Twitch to raise money for Trans Lifeline!!!! twitch.tv/ggtribune

Kirby Accidentally Inhales Make-A-Wish Kid ggtribune.com/2026/06/19/k...

I guess I’m writing horror flash today. Seems like a fun use of time

Obama was the best president of my lifetime, which is not praise for Obama, but a condemnation of my lifetime

Jay Leno Struck and Killed By Auto-Transporter and All 8 Cars on Auto-Transporter www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/jay-l...

Retro Review: I Loved Barbie: Secret Agent but Could Have Done Without the MKULTRA Subplot ggtribune.com/2026/06/16/r...

Elon Musk to Get Pickle Rick Surgery Scoop by @martyshambles.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/elon-...

New article in @hwoodtimes.com ! Big thanks to @nickcoffman.com for working with me on it! www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/elon-...

I'll be the American poet / whose loneliness, finally, is relevant Stephen Dunn

Listen I’m not a business guy. I don’t have business brain. I have writer brain. I’m not going to do business stuff for my books because that’s not my job

A little preview of today's Patreon exclusive.

Matt and Nick have learned they would make great cops. They won't become cops cause they have morals but they'd be great at it cause it's actually pretty easy. They are checking out The Big Hollow: 1982 WATCH NOW: youtu.be/M3wdHnVrPEo?...

Are you sure??

There’s a lit mag that touts itself as philosophical literature and all their posts are like sub Ron Paul guy circa 2005. This nameless magazine is my nightmare blunt rotation

Sold another headline! Now I’ve gotta write the damn thing

Gnosticism is pretty fucking cool

I literally feel so gross when I think of Star Wars stuff. I don’t care how good andor is. It’s fucking gross

OpenAI’s new commercial is “just build things” after basically saying learning and getting good at something is a waste of time. No wonder these assholes are getting booed. Nobody wants to hear that human striving is useless

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And the world heard the rallying cry “the things you hate are unchangeable and we don’t care!”

The Bune has been making me cackle like the hag I am since its inception, and now I get to say I've written for them! Go to their Patreon and give them money please @ggtribune.com

I had fun writing this

I had fun writing this

Leaving the game early due to too much ice cream

The billionaire cares about you. Doesn’t that make you feel warm and fuzzy?

Healthcare is more important than books and I love books. Don’t let robber barons dictate what is possible for communities to achieve

I’m watching Angels in America so that’s a Pride-y thing to do

🌹If not poets, then who? Lovers? Leavers? Our very own selves? We survive on beautiful lies. 🥀

Typewriters don’t have inference costs