Save the date - we’re launching an audio sitcom - the world’s first sitcom by and for autistic people. It’s called It’s a Superpower?? A proper announcement is coming this week but the Patreon Live launch & full-season drop for $10 backers & over will be onnnn *quiet drum roll* Sunday 26th July

My dad never played catch with me as a kid. He was paralyzed from the neck down. Also he didn’t want to

Erdrea Celebrates Sylvando Pride Month ggtribune.com/2026/06/22/e...

Mariners Father’s Day Game Welcomes Dads to Walk on Field and Admire Well Kept Lawn: tinyurl.com/afm2mvs9

“The chopping will take place from 4:45 AM until one of our kids puts a movie on that we aren’t sure of but watch anyways while standing near the entrance to the TV room.”

Seattleites Pumped for First Day of Sunburn: tinyurl.com/mr2fjae8

Nation’s White Dads Announce Plan to Chop Some Shit Up on Father’s Day: tinyurl.com/3xk3fvnn

George R.R. Martin Vows to Finish ‘House of the Dragon’ Discourse Before Starting ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ Discourse Scoop by @peterferrarese.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/georg...

Fathers teach us so much. How to throw a ball, how to change a tire, how to discreetly have a second family behind your first family’s backs. Thank you, dads

Get your purple lights ready because we're getting woke and gay! Next Saturday from 7 pm - 11 pm EST, we'll be streaming some woke and gay games on Twitch to raise money for Trans Lifeline!!!! twitch.tv/ggtribune

The Wheel of Woke is back for another Woke And Gay charity stream! If you are an LGBTQ+ game dev who has a video game demo you’d like to have put on the Wheel of Woke send me an email! [email protected]

Valet driver that always drops the keys when they’re tossed at him

Sun, World Cup Convince Socially Repressed City to Come Out as Extrovert: tinyurl.com/mr3d2csn

“Words cannot express how sorry I am,” said Kirby. “I underestimate my own strength sometimes. He was just so happy to see me, and I was hungrier than expected. I know I could have responded better to his parents screaming and crying in terror."

Kirby Accidentally Inhales Make-A-Wish Kid ggtribune.com/2026/06/19/k...

Jay Leno Struck and Killed By Auto-Transporter and All 8 Cars on Auto-Transporter www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/jay-l...

World Cup Players Forced to Pay for the Water Used During Hydration Breaks www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/world...

Rockstar is the only studio that can get gamers to care about art

New Microsoft AI Function Effortlessly Lays Off Half the Company ggtribune.com/2026/06/18/n...

Despite Striking Resemblance, Green Lake Confirms No Relation to D.C. Reflecting Pool: tinyurl.com/3rwms2n3

“Can’t blame anyone for wondering—even I did one of those Toxic Algae-and-Me lab tests through the mail just to make sure and nope, just a coincidence we look and feel like a literal swamp right in the middle of a city,” said Green Lake.

We sat down with Writer/Narrative Designer @ashleypoprik.bsky.social to run her through the Dialogue Wheel and find out why she killed Destiny 2 youtu.be/VnCpVaEvF4g?...

AMC Theaters to Implement ‘Skip Ad’ Button www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/amc-t...

Latest No Man’s Sky Patch Notes Reveal Singularity Is Upon Us ggtribune.com/2026/06/17/l...

Knicks Fan Could Get Used to Assaulting Opposing Fans in this Weather www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/knick...

Our first featured @letterboxd.social review is up! Go take a look and submit a review of your own!

Elon Musk to Get Pickle Rick Surgery Scoop by @martyshambles.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/elon-...

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Louis C.K. Required to Have His Hands Visible at all Times During New Netflix Special Scoop by @brettskalicky.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/louis...

New Louis special is going to be interesting.

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This might be the silliest thing I've written to date, but in my defence @ggtribune.com took no action to stop me

Retro Review: I Loved Barbie: Secret Agent but Could Have Done Without the MKULTRA Subplot ggtribune.com/2026/06/16/r...

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Joe Rogan of The Left? This Silverback Gorilla Has Brain Damage ggtribune.com/2026/06/15/j...

‘Taken’ but with current flight costs: “You can keep her”

Socialist Mayor Reigns of Terror Continue with Yet Another Sports Championship Victory: tinyurl.com/3f39hzcb

Jay Leno to Replace Conan O’Brien in ‘Toy Story 5’ Role www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/jay-l...

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SCOOP: The Ocarina of Time Remake will feature a longer and more fleshed-out sequence of Kaepora Gaebora talking to you and asking if you got it all

Bungie Continues Greek Tradition of Dying After Marathon ggtribune.com/2026/06/12/b...

Confused Gabe Newell Buys Yacht Club Games ggtribune.com/2026/06/11/c...

New Steam Controller Easter Egg? Throwing It Against The Wall Triggers Fight with Girlfriend

Next month, in the lead up to Halo Campaign Evolved, Matt and Nick will be playing through games that were dubbed "Halo Killers" before they released. They'll be playing Resistance, Killzone, and Haze. Are there any other Halo Killers they should check out?

You can tell how evil the Soviet Union was just based on the animals they sent to space

Billy Mitchell Butt Chugs Entire Bottle of His Hot Sauce

Go like this post (its free), I want to write more disparaging things about Johnny. www.patreon.com/posts/160579...