No because i know what to do with them

It appears that the White House edited this image using AI

“Thick as New York yellow pages”

"Trust me. You can fight."-Alcohol

You just had to be there open.spotify.com/track/3oJJ1d...

Knowing what you don't know and being curious enough to admit it is a superpower.

@annamelissa.bsky.social did your Twitter get hacked?

HISTORY 🇵🇭 20-year-old Alexandra Eala becomes the first Filipino to win a main draw match at a major tournament. 🔗: www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...

JayLib to Jay Electronica to Clipse to Conway

Men have a masculinity problem that is rooted in disrespecting women. They deserve to be lonely.

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

That bird is made up of all the most popular Starter jackets from the 90s.

me at 8 years old playing oregon trail:

Because their work is full of errors and needs to be double and triple checked by colleagues and managers.

I’m sad I missed this @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social deathbytoys.storenvy.com/products/369...

You can open a lot of doors just by being curious and polite.

MOOD

Happy #NotLikeUs Day with one of my favorite reactions/reactors @storymodebae.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf6V...

We do not need to highlight tag YouTubers with less than 250k followers at NBA games. Have some standards.

@talkhoops.bsky.social it's time

I literally did not know this Senator existed, and now I will never forget him and what he has done

Honestly, maybe everybody needs to shut the fuck up.

BREAKING NEWS FROM ESPN: LUKA IS MAKING PROGRESS ON UNPACKING. HUNG HIS FAVORITE POSTER (FIGHT CLUB). NEW PAD STARTING TO FEEL LIKE HOME. STILL GETS CONFUSED ABOUT WHICH DRAWER HAS THE CAN OPENER.

Why did I subject myself to be a Tottenham fan smh

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

The Los Angeles Times has removed its new AI-powered “insights” feature from a column after the tool tried to defend the Ku Klux Klan

Can you go into rehab for smoking lay ups?

The world's 2nd-oldest pro basketball league, after the NBA, is the Philippine Basketball Association. Which has just installed what the NBA's too scared to: the 4-point shot. The story of why goes so much deeper than you realize — into the origins of the country itself: youtu.be/Y4vV5PlxGx0?...

Just look at these paragraphs from the AP story. Hegseth called Brown unqualified solely because he's Black. Then they fired him... and replaced him with a white guy so indisputably unqualified that he requires a Presidential waiver. This is what "merit" means to them. apnews.com/article/trum...

Movies you’ve watched more than six times, gifs only

New bio dropped

robot dogs made for killing people tossing tshirts, steph curry saying the game felt like it got in the night’s way, a corporate catchall and brand fever dream — wrote about the dark heart of the all-star game

As a political scientist who studies countries that managed to stop the slide into authoritarianism, I can assure you that ***refraining from provoking the authoritarian*** is not how it works. Without further ado, I will now go tear out another chunk of hair.

Won the battle of mid.

Inclusive legal positivism out of control

HVD 🫶🏽

I really wish all these people who want to be ruled by a king would just fuck off to a country that has one. Thailand’s pretty and has amazing food. They’ve even got lèse-majesté laws to stop people from upsetting your bootlicking souls.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons: -We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S. -The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous. 🧵⬇️

Elon Musk on spreading misinformation about condoms for Hamas: "Some of the things that I say will be incorrect."

The cast member who displayed the Palestinian, Sudanese flags during Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show will not face charges, New Orleans police said