Putin's plan to end the war in Ukraine. Cartoon by Michael de Adder

Hey Siri, show me what white privilege looks like trib.al/hqu0ttI

Kevin Dowd is a smug and loathsome fountain of misinformation who for some reason I hate-read every year, but it’s interesting to see signs of Trump-fatigue smattered between a bevy of false equivalencies in this year’s column www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/o...

I don’t know about you, but I love Campbell’s new tagline: “Since 1869 our food does not use 3-D-printed chicken, lab-grown chicken or any form of artificial or bioengineered meat in our soups.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/b...

America, the Secretary of Transportation thinks you are fat slobs who need to eat and dress better. Weight scales and fashion police coming to a TSA checkpoint near you! www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...

He’s a democratic socialist, she’s a socialite democrat. Can two politicians share city hall without driving each other crazy? [cue The Odd Couple theme] Tisch Will Be Mamdani’s Police Commissioner in an Unlikely Partnership www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/n...

A new cartoon! It's an Ambulatory Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day miracle! www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

Let me be the 897,733rd person to compare the Democrats to Charlie Brown… No offense to Charlie, who by all accounts was a lovable loser, unlike the Democrats who just SUCK

It would be more of a scandal if they somehow managed to edit the 1/6 footage to make it appear that Trump did *not* sic a violent mob on the Capitol. 30 years of working the refs pays off yet again www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/w...

A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death. Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written." Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating. 🧪🧬🧫

Trump ordered all flags to be flown at half-mast. Not for Watson’s contributions to science, but for his contributions to racism www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/s...

I’m beginning to think those “comedians” that appeared in Saudi Arabia were just been in it for the money and didn’t give a rat’s ass about human rights… As Saudi Arabia Cracks Down on Drugs, Executions Near a Record High www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/w...

Dr Oz reaches into his pocket and starts spraying him with Ivermectin Mist

"I supported the For the People Act when the the Dems put it forward in 2021. Do you remember how many Republicans voted for that bill?" "No on Prop 50" Chair: [silence] "It was zero. Not a single Republican voted for independent redistricting commissions nationwide."

listen we may have lost our family business, made our kids miserable, had to live in a barn with goats and lost $50,000 to a local Russian slumlord, but at least we dont have to see gay people in public

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

I once finished in 5th in a pie eating contest, losing to a kid with a tapeworm. In a Kafkaesque twist of fate, I transformed into a human tapeworm whose only nourishment comes from MAGA pieces of shit like Laura Ingraham

I have a very bad feeling about this...

It is just soooo fucking great that our military and national guard are preparing to invade cities across the nation while a fucking maniac is literally bulldozing the fucking White House. If I were a General I’d march a fucking batallion into the White House and start shooting construction workers

This is the company that is destroying the White House. Give them a call!

This is where they stored the White House’s copy of the Constitution

Purdue to the rescue of IU student newspaper, whose institution was attempting censorship. Details in alt!

I will vote for the presidential candidate that promises that all convicted felons pardoned by a convicted felon will be prosecuted for other crimes or sent to The Hague

My recommended punishment for MAGA Nazis 👇

Young Republicans group chat.

If you take a selfie with a Nazi in the morning, it may be just a photo with a Nazi. If you take a selfie with a Nazi in the afternoon, you took another photo with a Nazi. If you take a selfie with a Nazi at night and you’re both wearing tuxedos, you’re the Nazi.

The GOP is the embodiment of Hogan’s Heroes’ Schultz - hapless clowns working with Nazis who feign ignorance when anything troubling is exposed. Except Schultz was likable

“The 3.5% rule is a concept in political science that states that when 3.5% of the population of a country protest nonviolently against a government, that government is likely to fall from power.” If you can get to a No Kings rally this Saturday, please do.

ICE arrested comedian Robby Roadsteamer for singing a parody of Rod Stewart’s “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” in a Jeffrey Epstein the Giraffe costume outside their facility. He sings “If you hate brown people / and you are a Nazi” and ICE thugs grab him and drag him into detention. No violence—just speech.

For the record, Scalise pro-King, pro-Kakistocracy, and pro-Kleptocracy Let the record reflect that Scalise is pro-KKK

-Neo-Nazi Facebook groups A-OK -Police-scanner groups not OK -War is peace -Freedom is slavery -Ignorance is strength

Based on recent polling, somehow there are still 42% of our fellow citizens that want to fuck this man’s neck vagina

On October 18th, millions of brave Americans will stand up and peacefully protest against the authoritarian disease metastasizing under Donald Trump. No Thrones. No Crowns. No Kings. @gtconway.bsky.social

“They are all lying… and dishonest people” — Kristi Noem threatens to double down on Portland & Chicago

$50K in a paper bag here, a 747 Jet there, $20B bailout over there…the corruption is never ending www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/u...

Happy Birthday, John Lennon… wherever you are. He would have been 85. Wish he had lived to see “days like these.”

Stephen Miller is a corrupt loser with a microphone and a Napoleon complex. He’s also basically running the government.

I am canceling tonight's antifa pot luck due to the tumor I got from taking the measles vaccine. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.

Time for ICE to take over Indianapolis. It’s a war zone! [author clutches pearls before fainting]

Bizarro World: Israel acting 1930’s Germany and the US acting like 1970’s Chile

Eight years ago, I published my grand unified theory as to why time itself is dilated and distorted under Trump's rule.

NPR in 1933: As Chancellor Hitler ramps up efforts to send gestapo officers and SS troops into cities, appeasers are watching closely. Is Hitler doing totalitarianism in a smart way?

Dave should have done some journalism bone-saw jokes or his impression of Mohammed bin Salman murdering his entire family to cement power and then crying because he’s now an only child. You know, because speech is so free over there….

Every few months now I re-read this "Who Goes Nazi?" piece from 1941 and am blown away by how it captures the people we are dealing with 80 years later. harpers.org/archive/1941...

1/ DEVELOPING: A journalist was rushed to New York-Presbyterian Hospital following another incident with an ICE agent at 26 Federal Plaza, an immigration court in NYC. The last I heard, he was getting X-rays for his lower back.

Folks, in comedy parlance this is called dying, as in “Trump died in front of the generals today” Like any hack comedian he will blame the audience

This is how a comedian with ethics responds to “comedy washing” by a fundamentalist monarchy that brutally murders innocent people. Really disappointed in Bill Burr - the others sold what was left of their soul long ago. Shame on these comedians

Any video of JD Vance speaking should have a chryon saying “He thinks you are too stupid to know he is a lying hypocrite.”

No one is above the law, folks - unless the Supreme Court says they are.