lesbian flirting is a lot like building a temple in honor of a girl whos building a temple in honor of u and neither of u talk ever

Post HRT I finally see the appeal in biting people No I will not elaborate

Going to my bottom surgery consultation and telling them I want that:

america really needs high speed rail so trans women can go on more dates tbh

I feel like I opened up the silverware drawer and found a cluster of bent and tarnished spoons that were returned to me. It's gonna be work putting a shine to these, but I know that they're gonna shine brighter now they're mine again.

Don’t call me “honey” and expect it to make up for the fact that you SHRUNK THE KIDS

hear me out: whoever has a smaller dick gets to top

they should make a tummy that doesn't get upset by spicy food

Pathetic top who whimpers as they fuck you, hips shaking as you praise them. “That’s it baby, you’re making mommy feel so good.” Words alone almost enough to push them over the edge “That’s my good girl. Don’t stop till I cum”

It's that time again (to listen to Hospice by the Antlers and cry and cry and cry) I'm not doing okay send love

what's with these homos kissing my girl

Wait no holy shit I really am really gay, like just straight up sappy gay girl over here

Oh yeah me and my *totally exposed neck* are gonna be walking out around the abandoned castle thats supposedly haunted or cursed or something after dark, wanna come?

when people say ":3" it means they want to stick all three inches in your colon

i should be a swirly glasses girl

sometimes i rly resent the obligation i feel to guide & gentle parent women early in their transition i want to make things easier for them however i can, but it always feels so shitty when they plug their ears to the things they actually need to hear & then awkwardly hit on me in the same breath

you’re transphobic? the epstein ideology??

logging on

Fucked_Up_Shit.mp4

i just got fired, and im the only source of income for two trans disabled people and a cat. if you can help keep us afloat while i hunt for new opportunities i'd be incredibly grateful. even just sharing helps a lot. CA: $QuadrupleHaelix V: @QuadrupleHaelix PP: @QuadrupleHaelix

god I love weed

Being polyamorous is a lot like growing up with divorced parents

hi everyone professional fool ken here. i’d like to give you all a free Fool Tip: no matter how bad the joke is, do not couch it. no “sorry i had to” or “ill see myself out”, nunna that. say your awful shit with your whole chest. making a bad joke with pride is 1. more respectable 2. always funnier

guess who just got the coolest cassette tape ever

I am going to try to be nice to everyone I come across as long as I feel they are 100% in support of trans people. Also, I am going to start treating anyone only 99% or less in support of trans people as 0% in support of trans people and bully them. Fuck you pick a side right the fuck now.

makes a lot more sense when i realized im not autistic in a robot way im autistic in a fae way bc there are still like rules n shit but different vibes

how your yearning finds me

my owner? uhh, , you wouldnt know her... she goes to a different dog park...

TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD -- FOR NEW PEOPLE. IT IS TOO LATE FOR US.

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Seinfeld "The Strap" Part 2 of 2

Seinfeld "The Strap" Part 1 of 2

been a minute since I’ve posted The Manifesto so: trans and disabled rights are human rights, abolish ice and defund the police, free Palestine, fuck antisemitism, give the land and artefacts back, sex work is work, abortion is healthcare, join your union, get your vaccines, corgis are perfect

went to the petting zoo and ur man was there

She didn't tell me she was falling in love with me, but she told me that I caused her to examine her relationship with the word Love, so that she has a healthier outlook on it when she finally says it to me. And that's better

if there’s one thing i’ve learned from the last election, it’s that the opinions of anybody privileged enough to be able to ignore the world around them belong in the fucking trash and those people can help most by shutting the fuck up

Just got my load refused at the All Loads Refused Asexual Orgy

It started off as a single button QTE, but now it's asking me to mash a button and then press LB, 3 shoryuken inputs, A B A B Y X

Soup of the day (submitted by @sgeez.bsky.social): cannabis

princesses that’s it, that’s the tweet

Girl who turns me into a doll and keeps me in her toybox

Constantly winning the "don't tell her you love her" QTE that pops up every thirty seconds. It's so hard but I gotta be patient and brave :3

When the white monster and peach soju drink tastes like I need to give her the sloppiest head imaginable

When the white monster and peach soju drink tastes like I need to give her the sloppiest head imaginable

Constantly winning the "don't tell her you love her" QTE that pops up every thirty seconds. It's so hard but I gotta be patient and brave :3

Literally me 😂