So true. The faithfuls are literally THAT bad..... #CelebrityTraitors #HidingInPlainSight

#CelebrityTraitors dominance on autumn tv viewing in the UK

Here's me on YouTube with the latest #CelebrityTraitors slay-by-slay commentary from eps 5 and 6. Move over Ed Gamble! youtu.be/gLFNkAUCJG8?...

Firing up BlueSky again because the bad place is getting worse and worse. Follow me for West Mids film & cultural events, TV recommendations and #CelebrityTraitors chat

If my cat eats a spider how likely is it she will puke it back up again? I never had a cat before who was so keen on insect delicacies.

Nobody likes the jury vote because the juries are out of touch. The phone vote cannot be trusted either because there's no fucking way in the world but the UK gave 12 points to Israel because they had the best song. How can #Eurovision extract itself from this mess?

Fuck me an Italian mouse gave us 12. This is a brilliant night 🐀🇬🇧 #Eurovision

WE HAVE POINTS! WE HAVE POINTS THERE ON THE BOARD!! POINTS!! 🇬🇧 #Eurovision

Feels like the Greek lass is an absolute gift to @happytoast.bsky.social for his draw-along #Eurovision

#HappyToast #Eurovision #Drawalong Finland

I love the alien Bjork ladies from Latvia #Eurovision

#eurovision2025 It's not easy being British. Hope springs eternal 🇬🇧

Happy #Eurovision day 🎉🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧

I've not seen today's Doctor Who Eurovision special yet, but I assume this happens. #doctorwho #eurovision

*NEW POD* @sarahhamstera.bsky.social gets to talk about her love for Birmingham thanks to @joelycett.bsky.social's new sky series, the team find @chrislangwriter.bsky.social's new series intriguing, & @dawnglen.bsky.social falls for a hidden gem on Netflix. www.thecustardtv.com/podcast-486-...

Jumpers for goalposts? Saucers for eyeballs #CatsofBluesky

Bluesky is like a den of dorks somedays.

My new lodgers spent yesterday mostly critiquing my clothes and bags #cats #catsofbluesky

I'm still laughing about this #Severance #GOAT

Second floor: Carpets, travel goods and bedding, material, soft furnishings, restaurant and Macrodata Refinement. Going down! #Severance

The episodes of #Severance you like and the episodes of #Severance you dislike are completely wild to me and I hope you know it. You: We hate more questions! We want answers! The show: Gives an answer You: No, not like that!!

Asked a friend how it's going and they responded "bad but I'm used to it" devastating

There’s a bloke on Channel 5 who has had his Tescos loyalty card QR code tattooed on his forearm in case you were wondering how Britain is doing…

I've published online quite a bit but this is the first time in a REAL MAGAZINE! It means so much that both of my articles are about #Birmingham creatives. Please buy a copy of the latest issue. Even when I'm not in @filmstories.bsky.social is really good! So beautiful too. store.filmstories.co.uk

Basically sprayed hairspray all over my ear and directly into my tragus piercing which is probably fine and really good for it.

Those wellness "what I eat in a day" reels are only compelling because the subjects are slim and attractive. If I was eating collagen powder on a buddha bowl I would still look like a feral little truffle hog.

A thing about loss. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Jack Rooke's breaking hearts on @channel4tv.bsky.social tonight with the final ep of #BigBoys Let me hold your hand and we'll do it together www.thecustardtv.com/big-boys-per...

TO: <ALL STAFF> Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

jfc these are absolutely delicious

It's film nerd Christmas! Includes me talking to brilliant people about how much they love #Birmingham, and how they're putting the city on screen. Buy yourself a proper magazine, like we used to have.

Lovely stuff at Birmingham Light Festival. Across the city centre until Saturday. Well done Brum. Always nice to see us in a positive light 💡

Reclaimed my fucking eyebrows with a handy dandy pencil from Boots. Haven't seen those fuckers in about 3 years. Which is mad because when I was 16 I looked like Liam Gallagher.

📺 I wrote a thing, for the first time in ages. You should read it.

🚨Warning! It is dangerous to watch the last episode of #BigBoys if you are at all dehydrated. Jack Rooke's incredible writing will make you cry so hard you will be a shriveled human raisin by the end. Hydrate! . Thank you @jackrooke.bsky.social

Bird Flu watching RFK Jr get confirmed

For almost off of human history vaccinations were unthinkable. Every jab is a minor miracle. To have that threatened by some dipshit with a dead worm in his brain is a tragedy.

Hello Leicester. I like your slightly menacing giant duck

Guys, I’ve just seen the worst job advert in the world. Absolute state of this.

A fresh Maid for TV podcast 🎧 for your Monday. We balance the serious stories from January with a discussion on the success of The Traitors open.spotify.com/episode/5rqW...

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

This #bookshop in the Peak District is magic. It's an old garage, so it's vast. So welcoming and the prices are really cheap! Could have lost a whole morning here easily! High Peak Bookstore and Cafe, just outside Buxton heading south #booksky

Important update: it remains very difficult to take a bad picture of my cat

*NEW PODCAST ALERT* Matt is joined by @sarahhamstera.bsky.social & @dawnglen.bsky.social to rave about #Severance review #AmericanPrimeval #OutThere and strange Apple drama #PrimeTarget as well as #TheTraitors www.thecustardtv.com/podcast-477-... It's a good one. I'm lucky to have this great team.

I love #TheTraitorsUK unashamedly, but you're not the only one noticing the vibe is off this year. Does it look a bit like bullying? My very smart @maidfortv.bsky.social co-host Elaine takes a closer look jumpingtheshark.substack.com/p/i-love-the...

Teens Migrating To Comments Section Of Slow Motion Deer Video

Happy #Severance day everyone! We made it!

I worry myself sick that my cat isn't comfortable enough...

Hold On by Wilson Phillips playing as I left my CBT appointment at the mental health centre this morning. Bit on the nose lads. youtu.be/uIbXvaE39wM?...