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SPREAD THIS FAR AND WIDE A group of New Yorkers has made an ICE hotline to protect their neighbors from being kidnapped by secret police.

Gentlemen gentlemen please. We only have a few seconds for this. How many unread texts do you have

To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.

hi, cis folks! if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now. the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE. we need you to call senators: reps.fyi more info & script downthread.🧵

Some fireworks are more cunty than others. This is an objective fact

hi, cis folks! so senate’s king nerd struck the trans healthcare bans from the budget bill—that’s good! but the GOP may put it back in, meaning dems need to be ready to challenge it on the floor—that’s doable, but they need to know you want them to! today’s a great day to call senators: reps.fyi 🧵

WOKE IS BACK 🚨 YOU HAVE A NEW PRONOUN DUE FRIDAY

Someone has to post this. And it might as well be me

BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani. apnews.com/article/andr...

Cuomo conceded New York City baby lets go Mets baby bodega cats pizza pie I love this city

Wahoo yippee!!!!

CLARIFICATION : The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline. They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY So spread this around They can be texted. They can be called.

how long before one of them tweets this

there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens

How come they hate queer people when their interpersonal drama is exactly the same

I promise I don’t pay her to post such kind summaries of my work. Unless you count loving her forever (and cooking) as payment

At 9am in new york city everyone who’s outside goes “it’s time to use our Machines.” It doesn’t matter what the Machines are as long as they are loud. The call of the car alarm must be reciprocated by the bellow of the jackhammer. To which I reply ayyy I’m sleepin here

Hath Milord any GAMES upon his PHONE?

Attention gamers I’m making my foray into streaming tn with Evasive. catch me every thursday on YouTube at 7:30 EST until we finish Ace Attorney

[yelling from the crowd like that “my leg” fish from spongebob] I KNOW HIM 🥳🎉🎊

FINALLY people will be able to tell us apart again

🫶🫶🫶 proud of this weird and complicated essay-ish thing

my real dream is to work with the muppets

whenever a fellow sabrina carpenter kills me in fortnite I know how caesar felt as brutus’s dagger pierced his flesh

"I'm a ravenclaw!" "I'm a hufflepuff!" you're complicit is what you are

if you showed me this post 10 years ago I would be like “damn the future is cra— whoa wait that tweet looks different. what do you means it’s a different website. what happened to twitter”

I love rowan I love her roommates I love playing games with her I love that my entire bluesky presence is being a wife guy 🫶

everyone wish my beautiful wife a happy birthday. like she said it’s a legal matter

I love watching rowan go hater mode on a piece of chris pratt-lead media ❤️

small domino: sabrina carpenter releases espresso big domino: multiple sabrina carpenters headshot me with a rifle in fortnite

[super smash bros voice booming over the senate floor] new record

ELVIS: Link... ah could really use a 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘂𝘁 𝗯𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗮 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗼𝗻 𝘀𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘄𝗶𝗰𝗵... but ah ain't got no 𝗯𝗼𝗸𝗼𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗼𝗻 to make it. say, mama... ah don't suppose yuh could rustle me up some 𝗯𝗼𝗸𝗼𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗼𝗻 now could yuh?

[wearing a suit] this is just like in severance

feel like pure shit just want her (airing episodes of severance) back

I am so proud of this article and the months of healing and research that went into it ❤️ I could not have gone through that process without @rowanzeoli.bsky.social ‘s support

My boyfriend @maxgotjokes.bsky.social got a hysterectomy late last year, and I wish we'd had this article during his recovery. He wrote it for a scared, unsure version of himself, and it's beautiful. If you're considering getting one, or are going to be caring for someone getting one, read this.

hi I’m max and this is max and also max. welcome to tboy jackass

at the beyblade tournament yelling “DIVA DOWN” whenever they stop spinning

went to a beyblade tournament today and I gotta say, “it’s hard to make friends as an adult” is only true because of the “as an adult” part. it’s incredibly easy to make friends by inviting people to play toys with you. we all should have never stopped trying this approach

geography fun fact: new york city and philadelphia are so close to each other so the two cities can kiss

🚨🚨🚨BIG BOAT STUCK🚨🚨🚨 —repeat— 🚨🚨🚨BIG BOAT STUCK🚨🚨🚨

if I fly this backwards fast enough I can either get up the endless stairs and reach bowser or accidentally kill a bunch of passengers and reach god

hello to everyone who followed me from evasive’s stream and especially hello to chat who kept calling me “that twink”

severance as a show makes me feel like TV is So Back in that I can theorize about it with friends on the same level of excitement as personal news. out at drinks with the boys like “tell me how you’re doing and then tell me what you think the goats are for”

the way italians shit talk other italians is crazy to read in posts. it’s like another language or something. perhaps italian

it’s the same image

this second image would’ve done numbers on tumblr in 2014

wake up babe new max podcast appearance just dropped. you can listen to me go off about che diaz and discover that will and I were the same types of Music Kid™️