Ah, the US, when they come by to ask how you’re going to pay for your hospital stay while you’re in the hospital. (Even after I asked the social worker to tell the finances lady not to come by.)

I GOT A JOB!!!!! I’ve been unemployed since the middle of last August. Dealing with the state unemployment has been a nightmare. Nobody here probably cares, but I’m over the top happy right now!

The Hero: I'm on a quest to avenge the death of my Father! The Warrior: You have my sword! The Elf: And my bow! The Dwarf: And my ax! The Necromancer: And your father!

"Sleep well. The world needs your voice, your empathy, and your fire again tomorrow. ✊💙"

Your enemies are counting on you to lose hope. Despair is one of their greatest weapons, for it leads you to stop fighting for yourself. Hold on to hope, no matter how hard it is, and refuse to join your enemy in bringing you down.

It’s Cuomover

If you don’t want ICE to find you, pretend you’re a clitoris.

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

If you're blaming the Democrats for the shutdown of a government that is run entirely by Republicans, why stop there? Go wild, man. Blame the shutdown on leprechauns, or the Seattle Mariners, or maybe the cast of "She's the Sheriff." You've decided facts don't matter, so have some fun with it!

Just tell them it’s paracetamol, problem solved.🤷‍♂️

The clitoris has over 8,000 nerve endings. And it’s still not as sensitive as a white Republican man.

Two facts. 1. Gun violence is a plague on America. 2. I actually didn't know how vile Charlie Kirk was until now.

I will always share this meme when ever I see it.

The astonishing thing about Watergate, in contrast to today, is how the President was actually shamed into leaving office. Imagine that: shame.

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away

"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

True story…👇 So, be grateful. Not. Everyone. Is. So. Fortunate. 😎✨

Fk Ron DeSatan !

Other than my regular anxiety and my societal collapse anxiety, I'm chill as hell

Something the Mamdani win demonstrates is the extent to which the reigning cadre of ancient, establishment, centrist Dems think it’s more important to be on good terms with their GOP colleagues than it is to represent their own voters, and how thoroughly sick of this literally everyone is.

I told the mycelia about you and it wanted me to tell you to not worry about today. They said “just absorb nutrients for now, you’ll grow big mushrooms later when the weather is right and your roots are ready”

Dogs & their sticks: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

This photo is designed to be both relaxing and uplifting. Yes, it’s a multi-porpoise photo. Happy Monday, lovely people!

My bad…👇 How about you?! 😂

I needed to read this today. Thought someone else might need it too.

Even Mother Nature is done with Felon47’s bullshit.

Anyone can become disabled at any time. It’s one of the few minority groups you can always join. Even if you do everything “right”. Even if you’re young and healthy. Even if you “try hard” It’s not a moral failing. It’s a part of life. Engage in disability justice.

2025 feels like they built an entire year out of anxiously fidgeting in the waiting room while someone you love is in surgery.