Toni Snark
@withaniplease.bsky.social
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Happy to be back with my pocket pals. Waikato.
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Alex
about 10 hours ago
Sometimes I wish there really was a secret room somewhere where thirty people who really run the world get together and decide shit just so I could burst like a school principal into a rowdy class and yell 'quiet down right now. what the fuck are you kids playing at'
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I just saw Libby Greatnews in the new Southern Cross advert!
2 days ago
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Pedro was my first "Who should be next" after watching The Muppet Show.
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3 days ago
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Jennifer Duval-Smith
3 days ago
SCALE is extremely helpful for anyone wondering is this thing a yellow legged hornet or nah.
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If anyone would like something soothing for their brain, The Muppet Show special with Sabrina Carpenter is very woosaaaaah for your neurons. Pretty sure I was smiling the whole time.
5 days ago
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Catherine Robertson
5 days ago
What is te reo for 'Where do you usually go?'
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May all of our communications for 2026 be as direct.
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6 days ago
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After those shithouse unemployment figures yesterday, I'm applying back at uni to do a four month grad cert. Fuck all this.
6 days ago
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π―πππππβ’
6 days ago
Happy Dildo Day to those who celebrate.
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Last Week Tonight With John Oliver- New Zealand and dildo
YouTube video by Hoopologic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfmxC4peRX8
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Chris Miller
6 days ago
omg the sun peeked in and the camera changed for a few minutes
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Dr Sarah Hendrica Bickerton π³οΈβπ
7 days ago
I think you'll find actually that they were unforeskinned.
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Eddie Clark
7 days ago
The green shoots in question.
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derek guy
9 days ago
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
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BlueShiftNZ
9 days ago
Geez, if it was any more muggy out there it would have stolen my wallet at knifepoint!
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Holy shit. 1042 pages. No wonder I love my kobo, all the books are the same size.
10 days ago
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Craig
10 days ago
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Catherine Robertson
11 days ago
Knob-el Peace Prize
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In tribute to the loss of Catherine O'Hara - The Sausage Before Christmas.
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11 days ago
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Ben Ross
11 days ago
WRONG HOME ALONE 2 ACTOR YOU DOLT
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G. Require a pilot.
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11 days ago
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@foxylustygrover.bsky.social
blazed through Later. Loved it. Joyland is next.
12 days ago
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If you read anything today...make it this.
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14 days ago
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NinjaKitty εΏθ γγγ£π₯·πββ¬
14 days ago
I am very fucking tired of incompetent men. Thatβs it. Thatβs the post.
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Full Dark, No Stars Finished
14 days ago
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Stu Old
18 days ago
Tauranga People. Takitimu Drive about to close between 11th ave and 15th ave. Potential slip about to occur. Take care if in that area Contractors already on scene.
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Fucking Bitch Foxy
19 days ago
Just watch it even though it's not aimed at Aotearoa, it is all of us
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My Star Wars peeps...the Maul trailer looks awesome!
19 days ago
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Gir
20 days ago
The rules for the Tom Holland lip sync video should also be applied to the quack video ππ
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Fucking hell. That wasn't much of a sleep. Thinking of all those who really copped it last night.
20 days ago
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β Dash Copperβ
21 days ago
That pig trying to drag it out to November in the hopes that a few more poor voters will just straight up fucking die in the meantime
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Fuel - Sunburn is playing on the radio right now. I feel, at this stage, they're taking the piss.
21 days ago
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Bo Bolander
22 days ago
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
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Andrew Digby
22 days ago
More
#kakapo
matings - another from Whenua Hou, and Te KΔkahu/Chalky Island is off the mark! That's particularly exciting, as it's our low-intensity management site. Whenua Hou: Tumeke π Gulliver Te KΔkahu: Rimu π Jack
#conservation
#parrots
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Fucking Bitch Foxy
22 days ago
Hello, here is the procrastination you've been looking for!
#NZPol
Article below, poll right at the bottom
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Anyone else watched A Thousand Blows?
22 days ago
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Uniform and school shoes shopping tomorrow. Going EARLY too (first place opens at 8am) Here's to tasty treats after!
23 days ago
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Fuck yeah supermarket music... Lisa Loeb Stay SING IIIIIIT!
24 days ago
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David Clegg
24 days ago
Best one yet. π€£
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And that was the last post from Andrew.
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25 days ago
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I dunno what those little bugs are called that fall over on their backs then make a click as they try and right themselves (but it takes them forever so they're just clicking away). Anyway, they're annoying when they're stuck in the ceiling cavity.
25 days ago
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In a hilarious coincidence I just read a sentence where Artificial Intelligence is actually called Artificial Inanity in this book...and holy shit, did I laugh.
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29 days ago
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Job interview yesterday for a creative industry. Nearly fell off my chair when the head creative said they use AI to write their material. They asked me of my experience with AI, so I was very honest telling them "I don't use AI or support it's use in the industry I work in." Didn't get the job.
29 days ago
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@foxylustygrover.bsky.social
Full Dark No Stars has arrived for pick up at the libe. But Anathem also just came off digital hold, so I have to PUSH myself through the last 200p of that first because it's an intense read. And I started Never Flinch while I was waiting for my holds (of course I did).
29 days ago
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Empower a band 100,000 Maniacs
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30 days ago
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Ravin Boodram
about 1 month ago
BIG FIGHT AT POLANDβS WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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f*male b*tch π΅πΈ
about 1 month ago
why don't new people fucking LISTEN when we tell them about the sun in aotearoa nz? we warn them then they act shocked that they have 2nd degree burns when they were "only outside for 2 hours" ok so like I said, burn time in Jan on a sunny day is 5 minutes. you think we bang on about it for fun??
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Now for my next Christmas Miracle. A second cup of tea.
about 2 months ago
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Meri Kirihimete my Bluesky fam.
about 2 months ago
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Me: I'm going to stay up late watching this music doco, then read. Tomorrow I'll have a sleep in. Brain at 5am: No you're fucking not.
about 2 months ago
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