Sometimes I wish there really was a secret room somewhere where thirty people who really run the world get together and decide shit just so I could burst like a school principal into a rowdy class and yell 'quiet down right now. what the fuck are you kids playing at'

I just saw Libby Greatnews in the new Southern Cross advert!

Pedro was my first "Who should be next" after watching The Muppet Show.

SCALE is extremely helpful for anyone wondering is this thing a yellow legged hornet or nah.

If anyone would like something soothing for their brain, The Muppet Show special with Sabrina Carpenter is very woosaaaaah for your neurons. Pretty sure I was smiling the whole time.

What is te reo for 'Where do you usually go?'

May all of our communications for 2026 be as direct.

After those shithouse unemployment figures yesterday, I'm applying back at uni to do a four month grad cert. Fuck all this.

Happy Dildo Day to those who celebrate.

omg the sun peeked in and the camera changed for a few minutes

I think you'll find actually that they were unforeskinned.

The green shoots in question.

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

Geez, if it was any more muggy out there it would have stolen my wallet at knifepoint!

Holy shit. 1042 pages. No wonder I love my kobo, all the books are the same size.

Knob-el Peace Prize

In tribute to the loss of Catherine O'Hara - The Sausage Before Christmas.

WRONG HOME ALONE 2 ACTOR YOU DOLT

G. Require a pilot.

@foxylustygrover.bsky.social blazed through Later. Loved it. Joyland is next.

If you read anything today...make it this.

I am very fucking tired of incompetent men. That’s it. That’s the post.

@foxylustygrover.bsky.social Full Dark, No Stars Finished

Tauranga People. Takitimu Drive about to close between 11th ave and 15th ave. Potential slip about to occur. Take care if in that area Contractors already on scene.

Just watch it even though it's not aimed at Aotearoa, it is all of us

My Star Wars peeps...the Maul trailer looks awesome!

The rules for the Tom Holland lip sync video should also be applied to the quack video 😂😍

Fucking hell. That wasn't much of a sleep. Thinking of all those who really copped it last night.

That pig trying to drag it out to November in the hopes that a few more poor voters will just straight up fucking die in the meantime

Fuel - Sunburn is playing on the radio right now. I feel, at this stage, they're taking the piss.

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

More #kakapo matings - another from Whenua Hou, and Te Kākahu/Chalky Island is off the mark! That's particularly exciting, as it's our low-intensity management site. Whenua Hou: Tumeke 💚 Gulliver Te Kākahu: Rimu 💚 Jack #conservation #parrots A

Hello, here is the procrastination you've been looking for! #NZPol Article below, poll right at the bottom

Anyone else watched A Thousand Blows?

Uniform and school shoes shopping tomorrow. Going EARLY too (first place opens at 8am) Here's to tasty treats after!

Fuck yeah supermarket music... Lisa Loeb Stay SING IIIIIIT!

Best one yet. 🤣

And that was the last post from Andrew.

I dunno what those little bugs are called that fall over on their backs then make a click as they try and right themselves (but it takes them forever so they're just clicking away). Anyway, they're annoying when they're stuck in the ceiling cavity.

In a hilarious coincidence I just read a sentence where Artificial Intelligence is actually called Artificial Inanity in this book...and holy shit, did I laugh.

Job interview yesterday for a creative industry. Nearly fell off my chair when the head creative said they use AI to write their material. They asked me of my experience with AI, so I was very honest telling them "I don't use AI or support it's use in the industry I work in." Didn't get the job.

@foxylustygrover.bsky.social Full Dark No Stars has arrived for pick up at the libe. But Anathem also just came off digital hold, so I have to PUSH myself through the last 200p of that first because it's an intense read. And I started Never Flinch while I was waiting for my holds (of course I did).

Empower a band 100,000 Maniacs

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

why don't new people fucking LISTEN when we tell them about the sun in aotearoa nz? we warn them then they act shocked that they have 2nd degree burns when they were "only outside for 2 hours" ok so like I said, burn time in Jan on a sunny day is 5 minutes. you think we bang on about it for fun??

Now for my next Christmas Miracle. A second cup of tea.

Meri Kirihimete my Bluesky fam.

Me: I'm going to stay up late watching this music doco, then read. Tomorrow I'll have a sleep in. Brain at 5am: No you're fucking not.