Toni Snark
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Happy to be back with my pocket pals. Waikato.
Now for my next Christmas Miracle. A second cup of tea.
2 days ago
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Meri Kirihimete my Bluesky fam.
2 days ago
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Me: I'm going to stay up late watching this music doco, then read. Tomorrow I'll have a sleep in. Brain at 5am: No you're fucking not.
3 days ago
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@melbailey.bsky.social
if I recall, you don't kind a bit of Counting Crows. There's a doco about them on Neon "Have you seen me lately."
3 days ago
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Just casually popping new baby tatoes that were boiled for potato salad. Nom nom nom. How do I stop?
4 days ago
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CW: Bruise from needle Who wants to see my haematoma? It's now 48 hours along and from my plasma return fucking up.
5 days ago
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#BloodClub
#GoldClub
number 145 today. I know it's a busy time, but please donate if you can.
7 days ago
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Weeeeee! Very excited to be trying these later today.
#Incrediballs
8 days ago
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™
9 days ago
fucks
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Nick Baker
10 days ago
New quiz is online - guess the year. This one is fairly easy I reckon, I expect many scores of 10/10
forms.gle/Ns2pTMDUxSNr...
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Which Year?
All the answers are a year
https://forms.gle/Ns2pTMDUxSNrXXGQ6
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Russell Brown
10 days ago
More stupid theatre being quietly closed down amid the Christmas rush. The road cone hotline is to end, having achieved basically nothing. What was the cost per cone removed?
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
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The Government's 'Road Cone Hotline' to close
The Government will close its “Road Cone Hotline” at the end of this week, after just six months in operation.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360915577/governments-road-cone-hotline-close
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LostArcNZ
10 days ago
The Killers. Oops I'm sorry wrong answers only.
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Dr Neil & Mr Price
10 days ago
This is a thing of beauty!
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Me: Ooooh my skin has been looking alright for a while. This is great. *news of faulty patches, start estro gel* Skin: Surprise bitch! Hope you stocked up on Hero patches.
11 days ago
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★Dash Copper★
11 days ago
It's that time of the year where every day feels like a Friday
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™
14 days ago
Happy 'First iRex Ferry Delivery Day' to those who celebra... oh.. hold on.. my producer is trying to wave me off..
#NZPol
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@delphijunkie.bsky.social
Mr 15 is currently working on Darth's AT-AT.
14 days ago
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My favourite past time between Black Friday and Christmas is unsubscribing to emails from retailers. Retailers that I bought something from once, then unsubscribed to all marketing emails, or that I bought something from once many Christmases ago, but they remade their list so I'm back on it.
16 days ago
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Hard day for the Ultimate Frisbee teams playing in 28°, the wind has picked up, but they'd barely notice (except when it sends the Frisbee away).
16 days ago
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@cateowen.bsky.social
is the best. 😘
17 days ago
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Andrew Frame
17 days ago
Stuff suspects Chris Bishop vandalized his own office? Huge if true....
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You will be visited by three spirits.
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17 days ago
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Christy B
18 days ago
I just assume anything ailing me now is menopause related & anything I might do to intervene is both simultaneously indicated & contraindicated… And may either heal me or cause my immediate death.
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Well, that's it. Last ever primary school assembly. 10 years worth there. Cried. Was I the parent that started the applause when the Principal mentioned acknowledging Te Tiriti o Waitangi in his final address (but he hadn't even paused for anything except the next word)? Yes. Yes I fucking was.
18 days ago
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My car got its new suspensions bushes and brake pads on Thursday last week. Today it was new tyres and a wheel alignment. On the way home a tiny stone wedged between the brake shroud and the disc. I nearly cried telling Mr Toni. He went out and fixed it immediately. I love him so much.
18 days ago
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Bauhausandmies 🏳️🌈🇳🇿
19 days ago
2-3 weeks break for plebs over Xmas and New Year is not what’s fucking over our economy Christopher.
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more mr. nice guy
20 days ago
i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
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David Cormack
20 days ago
scapegoat a villain too early and he'll drag you all to hell. a tale as old as time. and in my patreon weeks ago.
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The family is all back together.
20 days ago
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David Hood
21 days ago
BRB, off to the beer pub for a handheld meat pie.
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#Whamageddon
I'm out. My safe space (The Rock) just dusted a fuck tonne of listeners, on purpose too by the way Mulls was chortling.
22 days ago
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Kārikiōrangi
23 days ago
The Unfuckening yessss
www.blog.lifebranches.com/p/aging-out-...
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Aging Out of Fucks: The Neuroscience of Why You Suddenly Can’t Pretend Anymore
Your brain's middle finger to people-pleasing
https://www.blog.lifebranches.com/p/aging-out-of-fucks-the-neuroscience
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If only there were jobs for people to pay tax from...
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23 days ago
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Lotographia 🍹
23 days ago
(Luxon, trying to take credit but unable to exit CEO mode) "LinkedIn Park"
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Give Alex a payrise.
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23 days ago
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I love a good old thunderstorm. Reminds me of being little and standing outside under the eaves of the house while dad taught us about counting the seconds etc.
24 days ago
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David Hood
24 days ago
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices saying "Great thought of yours" were suddenly silenced
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20 tea towels! (I have faith in you)
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24 days ago
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Dr Neil & Mr Price
25 days ago
one is an unpalatable festering cesspit of no value, and the other is a mouldy school lunch.
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I tattooed my fists RAW and HIDE cause you're in for a whippin' my lad.
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25 days ago
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10% swears. Seems light.
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26 days ago
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@profanity.accountant
Go on then.
26 days ago
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Atrocious.
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28 days ago
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@witchnwords.bsky.social
new batch for this coming month. 17934 (50s) I can't see how it would be better 😑
about 1 month ago
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Chris Miller
about 1 month ago
This is fucking baller
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Goddammit l. My book was too good, I read it too late, then couldn't switch my brain off. I'm an idiot.
about 1 month ago
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Sheldon
about 1 month ago
Take me down to the Vatican City Where the grass is green and the caps are bitty
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acid corbyn dallas
about 1 month ago
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Jay Jays NZ inexplicably has multiple Junji Ito licensed tees and they look quite good
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@kats-garden.nz
laughing at faculties and phalanges. Every time I hear phalanges I think of "Regina Phalange" from Friends.
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One of my first jobs, when I was a teen, was a dish washer in a bakery. Tonight I did just five hours as a dish washer, for friends of a friend, at a party. My feet and back have lodged a protest.
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