Broken record here and I am posting it one more time! You have to unite and fight back. cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thu...

They turned the East Wing into dust and a donor lounge. Today we publish the counter-move. Today’s finale is the part where we stop doomscrolling and start sharpening tools. If they can bulldoze a wing, we can bulldoze their narrative.

here's today's post: "new dead pedo bestie shit has come to light — and Donny is freaking out" — oh lordy, there are emails. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."

The longest government shutdown in U.S. history has ended, but the uncertainty for federal workers is far from over. “Even with back pay, we’ll still be starting behind and playing catch-up for a while,” said one Veterans Affairs employee who was furloughed for weeks. nyti.ms/4i4bP56

Donald and Stefan Brodie built a resin manufacturing business, then sold it for billions, but are still dogged by a criminal conviction over two decades ago.

in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...

Yes, this is what we need to see from Dem leaders.

First they sold access. Then they bulldozed history. Now they’re privatizing the Constitution one chandelier at a time. Welcome to the slow coup: a Congress that auctions its spine, a Court bought wholesale, and a government rebuilt on IOUs and marble. Day 4 of Pay-to-Play Kleptocracy week:

pro tip: innocent people don't work this hard to keep the files that prove their innocence a secret

Translation: He’s weighing a pardon

Now available on LinkedIn, In the Riggs Report, I break down five trends quietly reshaping the economy: political dysfunction, an AI bubble masquerading as innovation, small-business exhaustion, fragile infrastructure, and a growing cynicism gap that fuels all of it. Read how the threads connect.

Epstein’s ghosts are back in the inbox, the donors are dancing in the ballroom, and America’s for sale by the square foot. Today at FPL: who’s footing the $300M tab — and what they’re really buying. falsepositivelabs.substack.com/p/who-pays-f...

Holy shit! When the Epstein files are finally released, they’re going to show that Donald Trump really is the slimeball pedophile that we all knew he was!!!

YESTERDAY, OUR SHIT-FOR-BRAINS PRESIDENT ACTUALLY SAID "NO ONE KNOWS WHAT MAGNETS ARE" AND NOT ONE REPORTER REPLIED "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY MAGNIFICENT POST THAT NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. "SIR! THANK YOU FOR WRITING IT, SIR!" LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4qUKHt7

See a little bit more here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiYL...

A real president does this. Thank you to every veteran who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight for the rest of us — just respect 🇺🇸

Oh, so he totally stole the money

The Cave-in clock has been reset? OKAY, just for fun, no wagering mind you... How long do you think House Democrats will continue to oppose the shutdown over healthcare before they cave? Give a date. I'll start: I predict they crack on November 21. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

it is almost as if someone was promoted beyond their ability

The East Wing isn’t “under renovation.” It’s gone. Bulldozed overnight for a $300M ego-palace throne room funded by CEOs and courtiers. Ballroom Blitz Week continues at False Positive Labs: today we expose the unlawful demolition of the People’s House.

Guys! Katie Wilson has pulled ahead in the race for Seattle’s mayor! They’re still counting votes and she’s only ahead by a hair (less than 100 votes!) but the trend lines are looking good!!

SOURCES: The Epstein files are actually worse than previously thought. Here's my latest episode of The Breakdown in case you missed it yesterday. www.muellershewrote.com/p/sources-th...

#GVerse This 👇 At this point, Schumer is a dinosaur‼️ The DNC needs younger candidates‼️ Resign @schumer.senate.gov time new life, new direction!

THERE'S ALWAYS SOME FUCKFACE QUISLING DEMOCRAT WILLING TO COLLUDE WITH REPUBLICANS. LAST NIGHT THERE WERE SEVEN. THANK YOU FOR READING MY VERY POWERFUL POST IN WHICH I "RIP" THEM SEVERAL "NEW ONES" LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/47Ns2GZ

Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.

Welcome to Ballroom Blitz Week. Today’s lesson: Pay-to-Play Kleptocracy — the regime where access is auctioned, norms are rubble, and the East Wing is a visual reminder of all that gets demolished. 🔗 falsepositivelabs.substack.com/p/griftopedi...

Wrap up Techno-Feudalism™ Week as it ends with a bang — or a blessing Today’s sermon: The Cult of Abundance. Featuring Andreessen the Prophet, Sramek the Apostle, and Trump the Bishop of BS. The holy trinity of delusion. 📖 falsepositivelabs.substack.com/p/exit-interview-the-cult-of-abundance

the speed at which RFK books it out of there is incredible

“The Venture-Backed Apocalypse” The planet’s melting, democracy’s glitching, and somewhere a founder just said: “What if we rebuilt civilization — but subscription-based?” Your disaster. Their business plan. How-To-Fail: Be the Hero of the Apocalypse — new at False Positive Labs.

When Silicon Valley offers to “revitalize your community,” they don’t mean you — they mean the land under your feet. Today’s Reader Mailbag: “Dear FPL, They Offered Me a Kingdom.” A farmer, a fortune, and a “shipyard of optimism.” falsepositivelabs.substack.com/p/reader-mai...

Tehno Feudalism Week continues... They called it “California Forever.” Locals called it “please leave.” Now they’re building ships. Because when venture capital meets colonial cosplay, you get a navy. Don't tantrum... pivot, because nothing says innovation like colonizing your own coastline.

Yes, please do this, media.

Techno Feudalism Week at False Positive Labs Welcome to the new economy, where democracy runs on venture capital and your landlord has a rocket. We call it Techno-Feudalism™ — and yes, you already signed the terms of service. #TechBros #AIOverlords #Griftopedia

Quick, call Steven Miller:

Tonight’s reading: The HR Summoning, A Horror Tale. They said HR protects you. They lied. 🔗 falsepositivelabs.substack.com/p/the-hr-sum...

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

Just in time for Halloween... HR says no “Excessive Bone Visibility.” We say: too late. 🎃 Office Costumes: How to Dress Like Your Job Isn’t Terrifying — your survival guide to the cubicle crypt. falsepositivelabs.substack.com/p/office-costumes-how-to-dress-like

Today at False Positive Labs: Reader Mailbag: My Team Thinks They’re Smarter Than Me—Now What? Promoted and surrounded by geniuses? Perfect. Learn how to weaponize KPIs, starve scope, redirect credit, and keep the throne while they think they’re winning.

New rule for tech management: if your team’s finally productive, it’s time to change the tool again. Why fire people when you can just make them learn six apps that all do the same thing badly? The Hamster Wheel of Tools: How to Keep Employees Miserable Without Actually Firing Them

TODAY at False Positive Labs: Hedge funds: where rich people cosplay as gamblers and call it “strategy.” Learn how finance became a contact sport for sociopaths. Know the grift... before it "knows" you... 🔗 falsepositivelabs.substack.com/p/griftopedia-hedge-fundsmasters-of

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PowerPoint isn’t a tool — it’s a biological weapon for meetings. Want to win a budget fight, bury a rival, or lull a board into a coma with style? Learn the ninja moves: tiny footnotes, theatrical charts, & one gratuitous wipe per slide. Read more at False Positive Labs

The U.S. just wired $20 billion to Argentina — not to fight poverty or inflation, but stabilize a philosophy. Congratulations, America: you’re now funding libertarian cosplay abroad while gutting public schools at home. See False Positive Labs documenting capitalism’s latest performance art piece.

If your office feels like a reality show where the prize is burnout, you’re not alone. This week’s Mailbag: how to survive performance theater, micro-grifts, and coworkers who confuse Slack with strategy. 💼 falsepositivelabs.substack.com/p/reader-mai...