*shaking my wife awake* KRAKEN HAS SUSPENDED WITHDRAWALS OF BONK

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

THE US HAVING A WHITES-ONLY REFUGEE POLICY SHOULD BE A MUCH BIGGER STORY

Rage quitting Pokopia because I finally stumbled across the Very Basic, Very Easy areas my dumb brain ignored 60 Game Hours Ago

maybe it’s a bad idea to teach your followers that any science that conflicts with doing exactly what they want to do is bullshit

GOOD NEWS! A personalized mRNA vaccine, known as mRNA-4157, has shown promise in keeping melanoma, a deadly skin cancer, from returning. FIVE years later, NEARLY 70% of people in the vaccine group are CANCER-FREE. The vaccine also cut a person’s risk of the cancer metastasizing by NEARLY 60%.

Excited to share this one with you. I cold emailed The Caretaker a few years ago when I was curating my Off The Air Liminal episode. He was responsive and into doing something, but the timing didn't work out for that episode.

Aside from his other duties at Adult Swim, my son @crd.bsky.social also produces the wonderfully weird AMBIENT SWIM. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1d_...

Coming up on a year of a new hobby, which is a milestone in itself, but execution still does not match vision. It’s hard to pick up a craft when you’ve been lurking for years and know what Good looks like. The grind is real.

every stupid screwup in this admin is either 30 Rock-coded, Veep-coded, Curb Your Enthusiasm-coded or Always Sunny-coded. Algaegate is all four at once. Very powerful.

My brother, if we win the Democratic Party primaries then we ARE the Democratic Party

well done

Post a robot that is not from Star Wars or Transformers

Reason 45,273 to reject AI: the gloss of liquid ink disappearing as your pen strokes soak into paper fibers

If you’re worried you’re not making enough of an impact when you break wind, may I recommend seven days of CVS-brand fiber gummies? Just two gummies per day over the course of a week is guaranteed to keep even your most devoted loved ones in the other room for up to an hour out of fear.

See ya

The best part about spoon-feeding the cat yogurt from the couch is the dog on the floor doesn’t know what a double standard is

Everyone’s always talking about smooth yoda, nobody ever talks about smooth jabba

guys I just tried googling this to find the exact Andor quote and jesus fucking christ guys what the fuck is happening here

This is astoundingly mortifying, but no one at the top will give a shit, if they hear about it at all.

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

The animation chat has me thinking one telling thing - in the years since AI arrived, there's not been a ground-up indie phenomenon, like we saw with earlier tech (Flash, etc). It hasn't unlocked anyone's creativity. For all the anti-gatekeeping rhetroic, nothing anyone cares about has been born.

This is the bullshit they are trying to make you believe because they are desperate to monetize their $2 billion investment. Don't fall for it. Real writers DO NOT USE AI for their work. AT ALL.

Companies are starting to question whether soaring AI spending is delivering meaningful returns. An AI consultant tells us a client recently spent half a billion dollars in a month after failing to put usage limits on Claude licenses for employees.

Farts inherently are tragic. It’s the timing that makes them funny.

So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning

I wanna be Godzilla Mr. Jones wishes he was someone Just a little more funky

Dear CEO, rollin' up on a graduation like, "Enjoy the robot uprising and 20% unemployment." Stop actin' surprised when your ass gets booed and whatnot.

if you're cis and you are asked by your management to police bathrooms, "can you confirm in writing that you are ordering me to approach customers to discuss their sex?" is an email no manager wants to reply to

Come see me at Momocon right next to the big Wonderfest sign!

Proper.

Vanilla. What a conundrum. It’s a flavor, but is it?

College students booing AI-loving CEOs gives me hope for the future. We should all be baseline rude to the people who are cheering for a worse world!

Thousands are marching in Selma calling for a full restoration of the voting rights act.

Did accountability for privacy go out the window when everything went paperless? When did that happen?

The quick red fox is actually a lazy brown dog

Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.

lol

Well, at least the next elections will be clear as hell. Has your ass embraced white supremacy or hasn't it?

I lost a pair of these when my inner tube flipped in a North Georgia creek. I smashed my knees on the rocks and lost a beer and a single flip flop along with the shades. I like to think a turtle or crayfish found them and stunted on all their critcher friends who’ve never heard of The Prodigy.

Are you going to Wonderfest at Momocon? I'll be debuting a series of cryptid girl statues, Mountain Mama Monsters, availabke as garage kits! This is Braxxie Fukushima, a Flatwoods Maiden and retired B-Movie A-Lister modeled by @remanance.bsky.social

Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.

Best thing I saw all day

People who don’t live in Atlanta: Atlanta Is Not A Real Place People who live in Atlanta: Alpharetta Is Not A Real Place

#1987 rb.gy/i9u5by

Via ABC: "Federal authorities on Thursday arrested a special forces soldier who was involved in the capture of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro for allegedly pocketing more than $400,000 by betting on his removal from office" abcnews.com/US/doj-arres...